KIF: Okay so you've laughed at all the boys. But what about the girls? What about Puu? Well today the girls decided to dye Puu's fur/feathers. I'm just an evil little monkey. I might as welll be killing my people. Oh well at least we get to laugh.

YUSUKE: WHY DID I HAVE TO WEAR ORANGE??????????

KURAMA: I don't very much like being called bloody shit.

KUWABAKA (I mean) KUWABARA: Tough guys DON'T wear pink.

Hiei: I am going to slit your throat.

KIF: I take it back!! I take it all back!! You guys never wore those colors. But can I still be evil to Puu?

YUSUKE: I guess so.

KIF: Yay! I love you guys! Especially you Kurama.

KURAMA: Aw great. Another girl.

KIF: What was that?

KURAMA: I mean I love you too.

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Botan, Keiko, and Shizuru were bored so they decided to dye Puu's fur/feathers. They were gonna dye the blue part brown and bleach the black. But something went horribly wrong. The brown turned orange and the bleach turned green. Yusuke was gonna kill them.

BOTAN

Ah-oh. Puu looks like well if Yusuke had dyed his hair green that day he wore orange... Damn it! Yusuke is gonna kill us.

SHIZURU

We left the brown in too long and the bleach didn't get enough light. Shit. It just got completely fucked. Well as long as Urameshi doesn't see it we're fine.

KEIKO

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!! The dye came out wrong! We can't let Yusuke see Puu. Damn it!! Dang I just cussed. Oh shit! Yusuke's coming in. What do we do? We need to hide Puu. Shit we've been seen.

YUSUKE

WHAT DID THEY DO TO PUU? He looks like a pinata. I mean green hair and orange feathers? This is stupid. Shit! I have to carry him around all the time. Now the guys are really gonna make fun of me.

KURAMA

Hiei and I went over to Keiko's to see what they were up to. And lo and behold. Puu had green hair and orange feathers. I don't think I wanna know what they did, but I might as well ask.

HIEI

Yusuke's riduculous spirit beast became even more riduculous. It's worse than when Kuwabaka decided to cover me in yellow feathers. Although Kurama helped me get him back. I think I actually feel sorry for the detective. He's the one that has to take care of that thing.

KUWABARA

I went over to Yusuke's and he wasn't there so I went to Keiko's to see if he was there. And his little penguin thingy was green and orange instead of black and blue. He used to look like a bruise, but now he's indescribable. The girls really screwed this up. How did Shizuru mess up hair? She's like a pro. Oh well.

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Now how are they gonna fix Puu? Maybe Yusuke can die his hair green and find the orange uniform. That'd actually be a great idea for Halloween.

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KIF: Well now. I am pretty evil to my characters. I think Yusuke should have another bad day. He feels so sorry for Puu that he dyes his own hair green and wears orange again.

YUSUKE: NO!!!!!!!! I refuse!

PUU: Puu, puu. PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!1

KIF: Did anyone understand that?

KUWABARA: I can't even see it. I lost my spirit powers remember??

HIEI: Will you all just shut up.

KURAMA: Well as long as no one confesses any love I'm happy.

KIF: Oh yeah! Kurama I love you!!!!!!!!!!

KURAMA: I need to learn to be quiet.

BEN: Have you forgotten me? The editor?

HIL: Yeah me too.

KIF: Well we're outta time anyway.

BEN/HIL: WHAT!! BUT WE WEREN'T EVEN MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KIF: Well now we only have the girls left. So review and give me ideas!!