A Tale of a Princess and a Hoodlum
Disclaimer: I don't anything that is related to Gilmore Girls that all belongs to Amy Sherman-Palladiano (damn her) I wish I did own Milo though I must say tres sexy!!!
Pairings: Literati and bits of Javajunkie L/D P/J
Summary: What if Rory got pregnant her senior year what is everyone going to think and how is the father going to take the news that he has a kid on the way?
Rating: PG-13 because of language and some violence
A/N: Ok I changed something's to my liking
- Rory didn't go to Washington
- She broke up with Dean after the wedding
- Jess isn't leaving (what is ASP thinking) Jimmy might make an appearance though
I don't think that my characters are exactly like the show but I tried my hardest (Lorelai and Jess are hard to write) and I changed Dean to my own liking
This starts at the end of march during spring break 2003
Oh and I wanted to have a nickname that wasn't so common for Jess to call Rory so I decided on Pixie
Oh and season 3 never happened (unless I make a reference to it)
Oh and with the whole baby name thing that I said I changed my mind
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Chapters
1) Tears- Rory and Jess find out that they are going to parents. They tell Lorelai and Luke.
2) You Did What?!?! - Lorelai calls Chris Rory gets mad and runs to Lanes. Rory and Jess tell Lane and Dave.
3) Papa Chris- Chris comes Rory yells at him in the middle of town Dean hears and tries to fight Jess
4) Oye the Stress- Rory goes through morning sickness Paris figures out what's wrong with Rory and Rory decides to tell Richard and Emily
5) And I Thought Shopping Was Relaxing??-Lorelai and Rory go on a shopping trip for some baby furniture and for some maternity clothes
6) Bookworms and Godmothers- Jess's Graduation Richard and Emily give Rory and Jess a very generous gift. Rory and Jess ask Lane and Paris to be the baby's godmothers
7) Diamonds are Lorelai's Best Friend-Jess picks out an engagement ring with Lorelai's help. They find out the sex of the baby and jess proposes.
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Taylor Get the Hell Out Of Here!!!!
A week after last chapter (everyone knows that they are engaged)
~At the crap shack~
"Rory" screamed Lorelai from the living room
"What"
"Can you bring me a soda I don't want to miss this episode"?
"I'm looking through my stuff for Boston." said Rory "I don't think Buffy will miss you for 5 seconds"
"Meanie" said Lorelai before getting up and running to the kitchen and quickly running back after grabbing a soda from the fridge "Damn it I missed a part"
"You'll get over it I promise" said Rory "I'm going to the diner you want me to bring you back anything"
"Coffee and a burger" said Lorelai as Rory walked out of the house and towards the diner. Rory headed to the diner slowly looking through a Bride magazine. Before she knew it she was in front of the almost empty diner. She walked into the diner and sat at the counter waiting for Jess or Luke.
"Hey" said Jess as he came out from the back
"Hey babe" said Rory looking up from her magazine "Can I have a burger and cheese fries with a coke"
"Sure" said Jess before giving the order Caesar "I haven't seen you all day"
"I know grandma forced me to go dress shopping even though we decided we weren't getting married for at least a year"
"Sounds fun" smirked Jess sarcastically
"It was tons" said Rory noticing a book in his back pocket. "What book"
"The Great Gatsby" said Jess pulling it out of his back pocket
"Always a great read"
"I know the adultery and murders it is such an up lifter" smirked Jess
"Haha" laughed Rory
"So do you wanna take that food to go and go back to the crap shack"?
"Yeah but I need to order another burger, and coffee. Oh and add cheese fries so my mom doesn't take any of mine"
"Coming right up" said Jess
"Good" smiled Rory going back to her magazine
~10 minutes later~
"Ready to go" asked Jess holding up a bag of food
"Yeah my mom is going to have a fit if I don't get home with her food soon"
"Ah Lorelai and her eating habits" said Jess as they walked out of the diner and towards the crap shack
"So have you thought of anymore names"?
"What's wrong with Holden"
"I'm not naming my son Holden"
"Fine" said Jess "How about Charles"
"Dickens?" asked Rory
"Yeah"
"No" said Rory "Stop with the authors"
"K" said Jess "How about movie characters"
"Like what"
"Jason" smirked Jess
"NO" shouted Rory as they approached the house.
"Fine I can't think of anymore"
"So don't" said Rory as they walked up the steps and into the house "Mother I arrive with food"
"My favorite daughter come here with that" shouted Lorelai from the couch
"I don't have it" said Rory as she sat next to Lorelai
"You just said you did"
"I have Lor" said Jess as he walked into the living room with the food and sat it on the table
"I always knew you were good for something" smiled Lorelai as she dug through the bag and handed out the food to it's owner and then noticed that Rory had cheese fries "Oh Cheese fries can I have some"
"I got you your own it's in the bag" said Rory as she bit into her burger
"You are my favorite daughter" said Lorelai taking out the container
"I'm your only daughter mom" said Rory
"Whatever. So Jess how has life been treating you"
"Other then Ms. Patty and Babatte constantly annoying me everything is fabulous" said Jess as he ate his burger
"What else do you expect from them they are just jealous that they can't pinch your bum anymore" said Lorelai
"I don't know. So Lorelai have you thought of any names for the baby?" said Jess trying to change the subject
"I have thought of some actually"
"Like what" asked Rory
"Mel" said Lorelai
"Gibson" asked Rory looking at her mother nodding her head "No"
"Fine how about Thomas"
"No" said Jess
"George"
"No" said Rory
"Bradley"
"No" said Rory "Stop with all the hot actors names if we were going to do that we might as well name the kid Shane or Michael"
"West and Vartan yummy" said Lorelai
"Oh my god" said Jess rolling his eyes
"Well do you have any better ideas"?
"Yeah how about Oliver" suggested Jess looking at both Gilmore's.
"I don't know Jess" said Rory
"What's wrong with it"
"It's too perfect" smiled Rory
"Really"
"Yeah now all we need to do is think of a middle name"
"How about Christopher" suggested Lorelai
"I don't know I love dad and all but he hasn't been a huge part of my life how about Lucas" said Rory
"Oliver Lucas Mariano" said Jess "I like it"
"Me two" said Rory
"Me three" said Lorelai before eating a cheese fry
"Who's going to tell Luke?" asked Rory
"Can I" volunteered Lorelai
"Mom don't do anything that will annoy Luke"
"Me annoy Luke never" said Lorelai
"Mom"
"Please please pretty pretty please" begged Lorelai
"Fine" sighed Rory shaking her head
"Yeah" cheered Lorelai before going back to her food
~The next day at the diner~
"Lukey" shouted Lorelai as she walked into the diner
"Coffee" asked Luke
"What do you think?" said Lorelai as she sat at a table by the window
"Here you go" said Luke handing her a cup of coffee
"Hey sit for a sec I got to tell you something"
"I have a diner to run Lor"
"The only person here is Kirk" said Lorelai pointing to the counter
"Fine" said Luke sitting across from her
"So last night I Jess came over and him, me and Rory had a discussion about what to name the baby."
"Yeah so what does this have to do with me"?
"Well Jess thought of the baby's first name and Rory thought of the middle name"
"And"
"Well Jess choice Oliver"
"Oliver?" asked Luke "What kinda name is Oliver"
"Oliver Twist but anyways I suggested Christopher for the baby's middle name but Rory rejected it"
"Why would she reject her dads name"?
"Because she wanted to use the name of the person that is more like a father then Christopher"
"Who"
"Who do you think flannel man"
"I don't know who Lorelai just tell me"
"You silly" said Lorelai looking at Luke "The baby's name is Oliver Lucas Mariano"
"Really"
"Really" said Lorelai "Say something please"
"I don't know what to say"
"I know when she told me she wanted to use Lucas I was floored but you really are more of a father then Chris will ever be. That girl loves you with all her heart Luke."
"Wow I would never have imagined her using Lucas or anyone for that matter"
"Well I was the one that got to tell you"
"Why did you want to tell me"?
"Cause you would have cried if Rory told you"
"No I wouldn't have"
"You did when she told you that she wanted Oliver to consider you a grandfather instead of an uncle"
"Fine can I go back to work now"
"Yes you can flannel man" said Lorelai "Oh I rhymed"
"You are crazy you know that"
"You wouldn't have me any other way though"
"Yeah you're right" smiled Luke before going to help some people that had walked in
~Later that day at the Inn~
"Sookie where are you" shouted Lorelai as she walked into the very crowded kitchen
"Over by the huge cake sweets" answered Sookie
"K" said Lorelai as she headed to where she was told "How is everything for the party going"
"Great I have all the cookies and pastries done and now I have to finish the cake" said Sookie not taking her eyes off of the cake "You know Jess is going to kill you when he finds out that you planned this"
"No he won't cause if he does he spends the rest of his life in jail away from Rory and Oliver"
"Oliver" asked Sookie
"Oh we forgot to tell you they picked out a name"
"Ohoh what is it" said Sookie getting all excited
"Ok so after much debate they decided on" paused Lorelai to do a drum roll "Oliver Lucas Mariano"
"Oliver?"
"From Oliver Twist. They are both book freaks what do you expected"
"Wait did you say Lucas"
"Yup"
"Does Luke know"?
"Yup I told him this morning I think that he is still in shock that they chose Lucas over Christopher" said Lorelai "Well actually he was more surprised that Rory chose Lucas over Christopher"
"Rory did that"
"Yup" said Lorelai "She thinks of Luca as more of a father figure then Chris so it is more appropriate"
"Wow" said Sookie
"I know" said Lorelai "So do you will have the cake done by tomorrow night"
"Yup everything will be done for the party Lorelai" said Sookie "So how are you getting them out of town for the day"
"Lane and Dave invited them to go shopping at the mall and with Lane and Rory that can take a whole day"
"Good idea"
"I know it is I thought it up" smiled Lorelai before heading out of the kitchen
~The next night~
(A/N I don't want to write another mall scene so we are going straight to the party)
"Dave turn this song up" said Jess before Dave turned up Remedy by Jason Marz (Good song)
"I love this song" smiled Lane as the drove into the center of Stars Hollow
"So do I" said Rory not noticing the spectacle in front of them
"Hey Ror" said Jess
"What" said Rory looking over at her fiancée?
"Look" smiled Jess pointing to the scene in front of them
"I can't believe this did you two know about this" asked Rory to Dave and Lane
"Yup" said Dave parking the car
"Sorry Ror I had to keep it a secret"
"It's ok lets go" said Rory as she grabbed Jess's hand and pulled him towards the party. As they approached the party Rory realized that there was blue and yellow dessert's everywhere. In the middle of the square where two chairs surrounded by presents. Ms. Patty had some of her dancers on the gazebo. Music was blaring throughout the square and Rory was sure that Lane picked out all of it.
"Hey babe" shouted Lorelai as she approached the four of them "What do you think of it"
"I love it mom" smiled Rory
"Lorelai this is insane" said Jess
"Did you expect anything less"?
"Not from you" smirked Jess
"Thanks" smiled Lorelai "Now follow me"
"Should I be afraid?" asked Jess
"Maybe" teased Rory as the three of them approached the center of the party where two chairs were set up with presents all around. "Mom this is crazy"
"What do you expect from me"
"Nothing less then this" smiled Rory as she gave her mother a hug
~2 hours later~
"Everyone I am shutting down this party it is entirely to loud for the people of Stars Hollow" screamed Taylor into the blow horn
"Taylor give me that damn thing" snapped Luke
"Luke leave me alone this party is not by the rules and as the head of Stars Hollow's Party Committee I can shut this down"
"Taylor you can't shut this party down. It's for Rory and Jess"
"I don't care who it's for Luke it is to noisy and I don't want to hear it"
"Would you rather have me shove my fist through your gut"?
"No need for violence"
"It will be needed if you don't leave right now" threatened Luke
"Fine I will go but if this party keeps me from my sleep I will have no choice but to call the police"
"TAYLOR" screamed Luke as he charged at the market owner
"I'm going I'm going" shouted Taylor as she waddled off towards his house
"Thanks Lukey" smiled Lorelai as she came up behind him
"I hate that man"
"I know you do but the town would be no fun without him"
"Oh you don't know that"
"Where would the all the entertainment come from"?
"You?" answered Luke
"Oh yeah I forgot about me" laughed Lorelai before running off to the desserts
~Later that night after the party on the way back to the Gilmore House~
"Did you have fun?" asked Rory to Jess as they walked hand in hand towards the Crap Shack
"Your mother drives me up a wall" said Jess as they walked up the driveway
"I know" laughed Rory not noticing the figure sitting on her steps
"Um Babe" said Jess
"Yeah"
"What's he doing here?" asked Jess pointing to the person on the deck
"I don't know"
"Go get Luke and tell him to get right over here I will take care of him"
"K" said Rory as she ran back to the center of the town. As she approached she spotted Luke and started to scream his name. When Luke heard he ran over to her to see what was wrong
"Rory what's wrong" asked Luke worried
"The house, him on steps, Jess trying to handle it" said Rory out of breath
"Who's at the house?" asked Luke as Lorelai approached
"Dean " said Rory as Luke darted toward the house to see what the hell bag boy wanted
"Come on Ror lets go see Luke kick some ass" smiled Lorelai before dragging Rory off back towards the crap shack
~Back at the house~
"Leave Dean " screamed Jess
"No I want to talk to Rory and I'm not leavinmg until I do"
"She doesn't want to talk to you"
"How do you know?" said Dean coldly "I was with he longer then you will ever be"
"Have you been living under a rock"?
"No I've been in Chicago for a week"
"Have you noticed Rory's left hand did something sparkle"
"I don't know" said Dean getting worried
"Then you didn't notice the ENGAGMENT ring on her finger"
"You proposed?" screamed Dean not noticing that Luke Lorelai and Rory were running up the driveway
"Yeah I did. I love her more then you will ever know Dean so leave her alone she doesn't want you in her life." said Jess trying not to lose his temper and punch Dean
"Why won't she say that to me then" said Dean not noticing Rory walking up to them
"Do you want me to say it to you Dean I want you out of my life forever I don't want to see you again and I don't want you anywhere near my family."
"You really think that he loves you"
"I know that Jess loves me"
"Why cause he proposed"
"No believe me that was a huge surprise but I haven't been happier in a long time"
"He is only doing it so Luke doesn't kill him"
"You really think that I would kill Jess?" asked Luke joining in on the fight
"Yeah I do"
"Jess is my nephew and he is in love with Rory. I don't care if he proposes or not. All I know is that Jess is going to be in Rory's life forever and that is the only assurance that I need to make sure that she is happy"
"Hey Luke she isn't your daughter get it through that thick skull of yours. It's not your job to protect her" screamed Dean before being slapped across the face by Lorelai
"You never come near any of us again you here me. You are a worthless excuse for a human. Don't you dare tell Luke that he can't think of Rory like a daughter. He is the only father figure that she has had in her whole life. You are nothing you don't belong her and you don't belong any where near my daughter my soon to be son in law, Luke, or my grandson. If you lay your hands or come within a block of any of them I swear that I will make sure that you will never be able to reproduce" yelled Lorelai
"You really think that you scare me"
"She means it Dean" said Luke
"If I don't scare you then remember when you broke up with Rory. Remember that headlock from Luke. That's only a slap on the hand compared to what he can do to you if you come near any of us again" threatened Lorelai
"I'm not going to leave Rory alone I love her"
"I don't care if you love me Dean" cried Rory as she held on to Jess "I don't love you I never did. I will never go back to you for as long as I live"
"Dean leave" said Jess
"No" said Dean staying on the porch
"Luke did he say no" asked Jess
"I think so Jess"
"What shall we do then"?
"I don't know? This?" asked Luke as he stepped toward Dean grabbed him by the collar and dragged him towards the street "If as so much as look at Rory again I will call the police and get a restraining order on you"
"Oh and Dean I have something for you" said Jess as he approached and punched him square in the face knocking him out of Luke's hold "Come on Luke hes not worth it anymore"
"Yeah come on" said Luke as he walked back towards the Gilmore girls who were now sitting on the swing
"Thanks guys he really scared me" said Rory as Jess sat down next to her and pulled her into him
"What did you think I would let him near you" asked Jess
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A/N: I'm so sorry that this took longer then I thought to get out. I hope you liked it. I don't know when the next chapter will be out but I promise that it will be in the next week. Remember I always love reviews
So What's Going to Happen in the Next Chapter???
-Where is Lorelai when Rory really needs her mom?
-Why is Chris not around?
-Why is Jess about to kill Sherri?
To find the answers to these questions and more keep on reading!