KIF: Okay here we go. Shizuru shall have a party and wear chrome! Wuhahahahaha

Kurama: Forgive her she had 274 pixy stix

KIF: Sitting pretty on my kitty.

Hiei: She's crazier than Kuwabara

Kuwabaka: Hey! I'm not crazy!!

Yusuke: Children.

Keiko: You act more like a child than all of them!!!

KIF: O.O Oooooooooh! Keiko's scary.

Keiko: I AM NOT SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone sweatdrops.

Disclaimer: I own nothing except the clothing and my craziness.

Warnings: I'm a crazy person.

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NO ONE IMPORTANT

Today was Christmas Eve and Shizuru decided to throw a party for the tantei. Unfortunately her taste in clothing wasn't as good as usual.

KUWABARA

OMG!!! My sister is going crazy. I don't think we should have let her go to the Dark Tournament. Now she's acting crazy. She's wearing chrome for crying out loud!! And we're having a party today. Shit. Maybe I can talk her out of either wearing the silver or having the party.

SHIZURU

I can't believe that my little brother would critisize my clothing. The nerve! I'm going to keep this nice pufy silver dress on and hold the party. He needs to learn his place.

YUSUKE

Now I see the resemblance between Kuwabara and his sister. They both have a couple marbles rollng around in those heads. I don't think that even my mom could put on something that weird after consuming 7 gallons of alcohol. Although she'd be passed out. Oh well whatever. Whoever said I had to be logical.

HIEI

Kurama forced me to go to Kuwabara's stupid party. His sister is acting stupider than him though. I thought that was impossible. She looks worse than when Kurama looked like bloody shit. (a/n That's my fav. chapter)

KURAMA

I'm in shock. I thought Shizuru had good tastes and brains. I must have been wrong. Damn. I didn't think it was possible for anyone to look worse than I did in that red and brown outfit.

KEIKO

Shizuru looks like she belongs on top of the Christmas tree. I can't believe that the person that helped me so much after my hair got and clothes got ruined from the fire would be able to look this bad. Dang.

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KIF: I know its short and crappy, but I don't know what to do. I'm at a loss. I think I'm gonna make Botan wear Jorges clothes though.

Botan: Please. OMG no. Anything but that.

Yusuke: hahaha. That'd be funny.

Kuwabara: Well she is hot. I think she'd look pretty good in that.

Botan hit Kuwabara

KIF: Well the moral of the story is................

NEVER BE A PERVERT

Ben: Well you are a perv.

KIF: Sooo...

Ben: ... Just R&R