KIF: I love all of my loyal fans!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yusuke: Uhh. You don't have any.

Kuwabara: Well she does have the person that made Hiei have a kid. And then named it Hamm.

Hiei: Please don't remind me.

Kurama: Wow. Hiei said please. And to Kuwabara.

KIF: I HAVE FANS ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!

All except KIF: O.O

Botan: Uhh...

Disclaimer: If I owned it would I be writing this?? Just a thought.

Warnings: Umm well Botan's clothing is skimpy. Like that chick in Yurei Yatsura (I think that's what it's called. Rumiko Takahashi wrote it.)

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NO ONE IMPORTANT

Well the Spirit World (Reiki) Laundry Service (SWLS) got Botan's and Jorge's (Ogre) clothes mixed up. So now all Botan has to wear is loin cloths. So she's wearing one the way Jorge does and one on her chest. (a/n I couldn't let her go shirtless now could I? Although...)

BOTAN

OMG!!!!! I am going to kill the SWLS. They got mine and Jorge's clothes mixed up. So now alls I have to wear are his stupid loin cloths. Shit this is going to make me look like a slut. I'd better go see Koenma about this.

KOENMA

Okay. I must thank the SWLS. I have gotten a lovely view of Botan's body. She has a really nice body. (a/n Okay Koenma is in lala land.) Oh well. She's gonna hate me for this, but I've gotta send her to Human World (ningenkai). And she's dressed like a hobo.

YUSUKE

I don't know if I should laugh or grope her. I never knew she had such a great body. The SWLS needs to fuck up more often. Damn.

KUWABARA

Keep all thoughts off Botan. I have Yukina. Don't think of how good she looks. She's not there. It's a figment of my imagination. She never wore that. The laundry place never mixed up her clothes with the ogre's. She never wore that. I'm not seeing it. (a/n He's just a little nuts)

PUU

Puu. Puu pu puu puuuuuuuuuuuuu. Puu puu pu. Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Puu.

KURAMA

I'm speechless. I've never seen Botan in anything so... revealing. I think a bathing suit covers more. She does have a nice body though.

HIEI

Koenma is probally as horny as the fox in heat. I wonder if he makes all of his employees wear loin cloths. The sick little perv.

SWLS PEOPLE

Ooops. Koenma gave us the wrong orders. The loin cloths were supposed to go to the ogre. Not the girl.

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KIF: Alright. That's Botan's. I must thank rougeicephoenix. And all of you read her story. And I'm very sorry if the boys are a little perverted.

BEN: Finally. It's been a while since I've been allowed to talk.

KIF: Be happy I'm giving you this chance.

HIL: Same here. I mean I agree with BEN.

KIF: You guys are just mean.

HIL/BEN: Nu-huh

KIF: ya-huh

HIL/BEN: Nu-huh

Hiei: All of you just shut up.

KIF/BEN/HIL: Eep.

KIF: Please review with ideas. I love you all. And if you gave me ideas and I forgot to mention you. SORRY!!!!!!!!!! Take a plushie!!