A Tale of a Princess and a Hoodlum
Disclaimer: I don't own anything that is related to Gilmore Girls since that all belongs to Amy Sherman-Pallidiano (damn her) I wish I did own Milo though I must say tres sexy!!!
Pairings: Literati and bits of Javajunkie L/D P/J
Summary: What would happen if Rory did the one thing that Lorelai feared the most? What if Rory got pregnant? How would everyone take it?
Rating: PG-13 because of language and some violence
A/N: Ok I changed something's to my liking
- Rory didn't go to Washington
- She broke up with Dean after the wedding
- Jess isn't leaving (what is ASP thinking) Jimmy might make an appearance though
I don't think that my characters are exactly like the show but I tried my hardest (Jess is hard to write) and I changed Dean to my own liking
This starts at the end of march during spring break 2003
I wanted Jess to have a nickname for Rory that none else had so I decided on Pixie
Season 3 never happened (unless I mention an event that took place during it by mistake)
Thanks to everyone that reviewed!!!
I love you all I'm just to lazy to list all of you guys like I usually do
Chapters
1) Tears- Rory and Jess find out that they are going to parents. They tell Lorelai and Luke.
2) You Did What? - Lorelai calls Chris Rory gets mad and runs to Lanes. Rory and Jess tell Lane and Dave.
3) Papa Chris- Chris comes Rory yells at him in the middle of town Dean hears and tries to fight Jess
4) Oye the Stress- Rory goes through morning sickness and Rory decides to tell Richard and Emily
5) And I Thought Shopping Was Relaxing!!- Lorelai, Lane and Rory go shopping for clothes and run into Paris and the ditzy duo Madeline and Louise
6) Bookworms and Godmothers- Jess's Graduation Richard and Emily give Rory and Jess a very generous gift. Rory and Jess ask Lane and Paris to be the baby's godmothers
7) Diamonds are Lorelai's Best Friend! - Jess picks out an engagement ring with Lorelai's help. They find out the sex of the baby and jess proposes.
8) Taylor Get The Hell Out of Here!!!- The town throws them a goodbye/engagement/baby shower party. Dean shows up at the Crap Shack
Attack of The Evil Step-mom!!!!
"Lukey" shouted Lorelai as she walked into the diner
"Hey Lorelai" said Luke as she sat at the counter
"My baby's leaving me today" sighed Lorelai
"I know Lorelai you told me last night and the night before and I do live with Jess"
"Whatever. Anyways I don't want her to go"
"I know" said Luke as she gave her a cup of coffee "When is she leaving"
"She's coming here to say bye and then they are leaving"
~At the Crap Shack~
"Jess how much more room in the car" shouted Rory from the porch
"A little more room why do you have anymore stuff" said Jess from the car
"Nope that's it everything else is there"
"Ok you want to get going to the diner to say bye"
"Yeah lets go I want to get to Boston soon" said Rory as she walked off the porch and to the car
~Back at the Diner~
"Where is she" whined Lorelai as she took a bit out of her breakfast
"How am I supposed to know"
"You should know everything Lukey"
"Ok if you say so" said Luke before noticing Jess's car pulling up "Um, Lorelai they're here"
"Really" asked Lorelai
"Really" said Luke as Lorelai turned around and ran out the door with Luke right behind her
"Rory" screamed Lorelai as Rory stepped out of the car
"Hey mom what are you doing out here"
"I came to say goodbye aren't you leaving"
"We want food and did you really think that I would leave without saying bye to everyone" smiled Rory as the four of them walked into the diner. Jess, Lorelai and Rory sat down at a table while Luke got Jess and Rory's usual breakfast
"Usual right" asked Luke as he walked up
"Yup" said Rory and Jess at the same time as Luke sat there food down in front of them and then sat next to Lorelai since the diner was empty except for Kirk
"So how long is it going to take you to get to Boston" asked Luke
"About two and a half hours if we don't have to stop" answered Jess
"Not stop have you really never traveled with me" said Rory in shock
"Yeah Jess you are going to have to stop at about every truck stop from here to Boston" smiled Lorelai as she took a sip of her coffee
"Are you serious" asked Jess
"As a heart attack" teased Rory as she sipped her juice
"See what you get stuck with when you date a Gilmore" laughed Luke
"It's all worth it in the end and anyways who could resist a Gilmore right Luke" smirked Jess
"Shut up Jess" growled Luke as he started to turn red causing Rory and Lorelai to burst out laughing
"Anyways Ror are you almost done we need to get going if you want to get there by noon"
"Yeah almost five more minutes ok"
"Sure" said Jess as he leaned back and watched his fiancée talk with her mother
~Five minutes Later~
"All done babe" smiled Rory as she stood up
"Your going already" whimpered Lorelai
"Yeah mom we have to go you know that" said Rory as she gave her mother a hug and kiss on the cheek "We're going to come in once we have some free time and you know that you can come up anytime that you want"
"I know but who am I going to have with me to make fun at Taylor at town meetings or make fun of Kirk on his next ambition or watch movies with" pouted Lorelai
"You always have Luke" smiled Rory as Luke's face turned to a worried look
"Oh Lukey you can take Rory's place while she is gone" smiled Lorelai as she grabbed on to Luke's arm
"Oh no I'm not taking Rory's place in you crazy plans" said Luke
"Hey Ror we have to go" interrupted Jess
"I know Jess." Said Rory as she started to head towards the door
"One more hug" begged Lorelai
"One more" smiled Rory as she walked over to her mother and gave her a big hug then walked over to Luke and gave him a hug before heading out to the car with Jess and getting in before driving off towards Boston
~Two and a half hours later driving through Boston~
"How much longer" asked Rory
"A few minutes" said Jess
"Good I have to pee"
"Good to know"
"I thought so" giggled Rory
"That's the building right over there" said Jess pointing to an old looking building
"Its so cool" said Rory as Jess parked the car and the two of them got out
"Well stop gawking and lets go in" laughed Jess as he grabbed on to her hand and pulled her towards the building and inside towards the security desk
"Hello how may I help you" asked the man behind the desk
"Um were moving in today"
"Ok what's the name"
"I think its under Richard Gilmore" said Jess
"Yeah right here it says that you are moving in" said the man "Here are you keys to your apartment and the key to your mailbox. Welcome to the building Mr. Gilmore"
"Oh I'm not Richard. He's my fiancée's grandfather I'm Jess Mariano and my fiancée is Rory Gilmore"
"Oh I'm sorry Mr. Mariano."
"Thanks" said Jess before heading toward Rory who was sitting in a chair by the elevator
"Ready to head up"
"Yup lets go" said Rory before pressing the button to the elevator and walking into it when it opened up
"Come here" said Jess as the elevator closed
"Jess" whined Rory as she stepped in between his legs
"What" asked Jess before turning his head and giving her a deep kiss
"Not in the elevator" said Rory as the separated
"Your no fun" pouted Jess as Rory stepped away from him as the elevator doors opened to the hallway.
"Lets go" smiled Rory before bolting out of the elevator and running to the apartment door
"Here's the key's babe" smiled Jess as Rory opened the door and walked into the apartment
"Its gorgeous" said Rory as she walked into the first room that was the living room. It was already set up with the entertainment unit on one wall. On the opposite wall were 3 huge book shelves set up with all the books that they had sent ahead already in it. In the middle of the room were their 2 couches and their coffee table set up. "Who set this all up"
"Your dad probably did" said Jess as he wrapped his arms around her waist
"I love you Jess"
"I love you too Rory" smiled Jess "Lets go see the rest of the apartment"
"Ok" said Rory as they walked through the rest of the apartment to find ever other room already unpacked. The nursery was painted a light blue with all the baby furniture set up. The kitchen was already stocked with dishes and the fridge was already packed with food. The master bedroom was painted a light yellow and the bed and dressers were already set up. The bathroom was stocked with all the essentials that a bathroom needs.
"Do you want to call your dad to come help with the boxes that are in the car since I'm not letting you help with them"
"Yeah but I have to pee first " said Rory as she went off to the bathroom and then called Chris
~On the phone~
"Hello" said a female voice
"Hi this is Rory is my dad there" asked Rory
"Rory hi its Sherri are you in Boston yet. How do you like the apartment? Is big enough for you and your roommate"
"Hi Sherri yeah Jess and I are here and the apartments fine is my dad there"
"He left this morning and didn't tell me where he was going or when he was coming back but I will tell him that you called when he gets home"
"So tell me about your roommate"
"Um didn't dad tell you all about Jess and everything else"?
"No tell me about her" said Sherri
"Sherri Jess is a guy and he is my fiancée"
"Aren't you to young to be getting married"
"We love each other and anyways we're going to be parents in a couple of months"
"Your pregnant?" asked Sherri
"I have been pregnant for the past 5 and a half months Sherri"
"You don't have to yell at me Lorelai Hayden I am your stepmother"
"DON'T YOU REFER TO ME AS A HAYDEN THAT NAME WILL NEVER BE CONNECTED WITH MINE AS LONG AS THE PEOPLE THAT CARRY THAT NAME REJECT MY EXISTANCE" screamed Rory before hanging up the phone and throwing it on the couch then falling on to it and curling into a ball crying
"Hey baby what's wrong" asked Jess as he sat down next to her and pulled her into him
"That woman is the most awful person in the world"
"What did she do?" asked Jess
"She referred to me as Lorelai Hayden"
"Why" asked Jess
"I don't know but if there is one thing I hate it's being connected with the people that rejected me at birth"
"I'm sorry Ror, I wish I could change that. You just have to let what she says go she is not worth getting all stressed out," said Jess "Oh was your dad home"
"Nope but Sherri says that she will tell him we called" sighed Rory as she reached for the phone
"Who are you calling now"?
"Lorelai, I need my mommy" smiled Rory before getting up and heading to the bedroom
~On the phone~
"Speak"
"Nice way to answer the phone mom" laughed Rory
"Offspring" exclaimed Lorelai "Are you in Boston yet"
"Yeah we got here about 20 minutes ago"
"And you just decided to call your lonely insane mother"
"I got held up by my evil step mom," sighed Rory
"What did she do?" asked Lorelai
"She first denied knowing that I was pregnant and engaged and then get this she had the audacity to call me Lorelai Hayden"
"No she didn't"
"Yup"
"Doesn't she know that is the one thing that you do not connect our beautiful name to unless of course it is in connection to Christopher who has to have that ugly name attached to him"?
"Mom you're babbling"
"Sorry so what did you do"
"I yelled at her and then I hung up" said Rory "I told her that she better not connect my name with anything that is related to the people that rejected me from birth"
"I hate them so much"
"I know mom I know"
"I miss you Rory"
"I need you here to help me against Sherri"
"You always have Jess to bring her down remember he is very good at that type of stuff"
"Oh I completely forgot," laughed Rory as the doorbell rang
"I have to go someone is at the door and Jess is watching TV"
"Bye mini me" said Lorelai
"Bye mom" said Rory as she walked out of the bedroom and answered the door to find Christopher "Dad!!"
"Hey honey sorry I wasn't here when you got here but I wanted to get you guys something that I saw the other day" smiled Chris as Rory let him into the apartment
"You didn't have to get us anything" said Rory as she led him into the living room where Jess was sitting reading
"Hi Jess" said Christopher
"Hey" said Jess as Rory sat down next to him
"So what did you get us?" asked Rory
"This" said Christopher pulling out a digital camera "I got it so you could take pictures of the baby when he gets here"
"Thanks dad" smiled Rory as she gave her father a hug "Um dad you did tell Sherri that we're engaged and I'm pregnant right"
"Yeah why"
"Well when I called before she denied ever knowing it and then she called me Lorelai Hayden"
"Oh god Honey I'm really sorry I'll talk to her about that and I'm sorry she called you that I know how you don't like that" sighed Christopher as he got up and heading to the door with Rory right behind him
"Thanks dad I'll talk to you tomorrow" smiled Rory as she let Chris out and then headed back over to Jess who was reading again and laid in his arms "I hate that woman"
"I know you do" said Jess "Lets go to bed"
"Yeah lets go" smiled Rory as the two of them walked towards the bedroom and closed the door.
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A/N: I am so sorry that this took this long to get out and I don't even really like the chapter. Anyways I am going through the story at this moment and I will be fixing anything that I don't like and reposting it. I will always tell you if I made a change to any chapter. Anyways I hope you liked this chapter even though I really don't and remember I always love reviews
What's going to happen next?
-Is that really Tristian?
-Do guys really have that great of sense when it comes to picking out the single women?
-What is Paris rambling about?
Oh one more thing I forgot to mention is that Rory/Jess, Lane/Dave, and Paris/Jamie are all in Boston