A Tale of a Princess and a Hoodlum
Disclaimer: I don't own anything that is related to Gilmore Girls since that all belongs to Amy Sherman-Palladiano (damn her) I wish I did own Milo though I must say tres sexy!!!
Pairings: Literati and bits of Javajunkie L/D P/J
Summary: What would happen if Rory did the one thing that Lorelai feared the most? What if Rory got pregnant? How would everyone take it?
Rating: PG-13 because of language and some violence
A/N: Ok I changed something's to my liking
- Rory didn't go to Washington
- She broke up with Dean after the wedding
- Jess isn't leaving (what is ASP thinking) Jimmy might make an appearance though
I don't think that my characters are exactly like the show but I tried my hardest (Jess is hard to write) and I changed Dean to my own liking
This starts at the end of march during spring break 2003
Oh and I wanted to have a nickname that wasn't so common for Jess to call Rory so I decided on Pixie
Season 3 never happened (unless I mention an event that took place during it by mistake)
Thanks to everyone that reviewed
GiveMeYourLove, Starrychick90, Mrs. Mariano, Jctigerwolf4e, lily moon, coffeechick87, otallone, Lazeeamy (I just realized that I have been spelling your name wrong!!! Sorry Amy), Chaya, Lauren, Melissa, ILoveJess, lynn, Lynda
Natasha- Jess is going to Boston University well Lane and Dave are Going to Berklee College of Music. Rory, Paris and Jaime are going to Harvard. Also thanks for the ideas.
The Tristin Issue
Ok a lot of people are confused on this whole walk in with Tristin. He will be back I promise that. Though he won't be back until after Oliver is born and he won't be an obstacle in Rory and Jess's relationship. He will have a girlfriend. I love Tristin but not for Rory I think he needs someone that is he's equal in his characteristics.
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Chapters
1) Tears- Rory and Jess find out that they are going to parents. They tell Lorelai and Luke.
2) You Did What?!?! - Lorelai calls Chris Rory gets mad and runs to Lanes. Rory and Jess tell Lane and Dave.
3) Papa Chris- Chris comes Rory yells at him in the middle of town Dean hears and tries to fight Jess
4) Oye the Stress- Rory goes through morning sickness Paris figures out what's wrong with Rory and Rory decides to tell Richard and Emily
5) And I Thought Shopping Was Relaxing??-Lorelai and Rory go on a shopping trip for some baby furniture and for some maternity clothes
6) Bookworms and Godmothers- Jess's Graduation Richard and Emily give Rory and Jess a very generous gift. Rory and Jess ask Lane and Paris to be the baby's godmothers
7) Diamonds are Lorelai's Best Friend-Jess picks out an engagement ring with Lorelai's help. They find out the sex of the baby and jess proposes.
8) Taylor Get The Hell Out Of Here!!!- The town throws them a goodbye/engagement/baby shower party. Dean crashes the party
9) Attack of the Evil Step-mom- Rory and Jess Arrive in Boston and the meet up with Sherri who pisses off Rory
10) A New Bible Boy and a Bad Pick up Line- An appearance by the ever popular Tristin who hits on Rory not realizing that she's pregnant and on her first day of classes a guy hits on Rory
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The following Saturday at Café Louis
"I hope your dads already here" said Jess as they got out of their car
"Why" asked Rory
"The faster we get in the faster we get out"
"Haha" said Rory as the two walked into the restaurant and over to the hostess "Reservation under Hayden for four"
"Yes right here" said the hostess "Follow me the rest of your party has yet to arrive
"Whatever" mumbled Jess as the hostess brought them to a table that was a little over to the side or the restaurant
"Here you are enjoy your meal" said the hostess as she set down the menus before walking away
"This place is beautiful" said Rory as she looked around
"Yeah real beautiful" said Jess sarcastically
"Can't you be serious for once in your life"
"Not when I'm forced to wear a tie"
"What's wrong with the tie"
"Rory do I really seem to be the tie wearing type" said Jess
"Ok fine but it's only for a few hours and then you can take it off"
"I refuse to dress up at our wedding"
"Oh no you don't Jess if you try pulling that I will force you in tails"
"You wouldn't"
"Wouldn't I" smirked Rory not noticing Chris and Sherri approaching
"You wouldn't do what" asked Chris as they stepped up to the table and sat down
"Jess says he won't dress up at our wedding so I told him if he tried that I would make him wear tails"
"Well you have to dress up at your wedding it's tradition" said Sherri interrupting Rory
"We have already decided that we're going to have a casual wedding" said Rory
"Casual? What kind of wedding is that? Let me help you. I can call one of my friends that happens to be a wedding coordinator and we can go get a gorgeous princess dress" smiled Sherri as the others looked at her in amazement
"Excuse me" started Jess "but who the hell do you think you are trying to tell Rory how she should handle her wedding"
"Well I'm sorry for wanting to help. You don't even know me"
"I may not know you but I know Rory and I know and I know it's not your job to organize our wedding"
"Sorry for wanting to help my step daughter" said Sherri
"Thanks for the offer Sherri but my mom and I are doing it together" said Rory
"Well ok" said Sherri as a waiter approached
"Hello I'm Sam and I will be your server today. Can I start you off with something to drink"
"I'll have a Coke or Pepsi" said Rory
"Same" said Jess
"I'll have a red Zinfandel" said Sherri
"I'll have Taliscar single malt scotch on the rocks" said Chris
"Would you like to start off with appetizers today" asked Sam
"We will have Calamari" said Sherri
"Eww" said Rory
"We will have mozzarella sticks" said Jess knowing how much Rory hated Calamari
"Ok I'll be right back with your drinks" said Sam before walking away
"Rory don't you know fried food is bad for the baby" said Sherri (A/N: I don't know if it is or isn't just need some controversy)
"Um no it's not" said Rory
"If it's bad for you it's bad for the baby" said Sherri
"Sherri I live on junk food ok my mom and I have lived on the stuff our whole lives and we are in great shape and in great health" said Rory
"Yeah and if it's so bad then why did you order fried squid for the table" asked Jess smirking
"Well um…" started Sherri
"Rory she's just trying to look out for you" said Chris noticing Rory getting a little mad
"Yeah I was I'm sorry" said Sherri "So Rory, Jess how is school going"
"It's hard but I love Harvard" said Rory
"Yeah BU is cool my professors are pretty normal" said Jess
"Good" said Chris as Sam approached with their drinks
"Are you ready to order" said Sam as he passed out their drinks
"Yeah" said Chris "I will have the Veal parmesan"
"I will have the Chicken Alfredo" said Jess
"I will have Chicken parmesan," said Rory
"I will have Spaghetti with the sauce on the side" said Sherri
"Ok" said Sam before taking their menus and walking away
"So how do you two like Boston" asked Chris
"It's pretty but I miss the small town feel" said Rory
"It sort of reminds me of New York but on a little smaller scale" said Jess as Sam brought their appetizers "I like being in a urban area but Stars Hollow has started to grow on me"
"I told you it would" laughed Rory as she bit into a cheese stick
"I know you did but I still am a New Yorker at heart" said Jess
"Oh you're from New York" said Sherri
"Yeah born and raised"
"I love it there where did you live"
"In Brooklyn" said Jess
"Oh I've never been I stayed in Manhattan" smiled Sherri as she picked the breading off of the squid
"Oh you missed a lot" said Jess
"I was to scared to go anywhere else" said Sherri receiving a laugh from Rory "What's so funny"
"I'm sorry I just think that there's nothing scary about New York" said Rory trying to control her laughter
"It's a scary town Rory there are lots of crimes committed there"
"I know all of this Sherri I have been there lots of times." said Rory
"Yeah you know it is a really scary place babe. I should know being born there and all" started Jess sarcastically "There are no police officers around and no one in New York is willing to help anyone we are all sadistic bastards that want everyone to get hurt"
"See Rory I told you" said Sherri
"I was being sarcastic" said Jess
"Well we all have our different opinions I guess" said Chris trying to change the subject
"Yeah your right honey" said Sherri as she picked the breading off of another piece of squid.
"Hey Sherri you do know that they can cook the squid without breading right?" asked Jess as he watched her pick at the piece of fish
"You can?" asked Sherri "I didn't know that"
"Probably" mumbled Rory causing Jess to burst out laughing
"What's so funny?" asked Sherri
"Nothing" snorted Jess
"Ok" said Sherri as Sam approached with their dinners and handed each dinner to its owner
"This looks amazing" said Chris as he cut into his dinner
"Hey this is delicious," said Sherri as she dribbled on a spoonful of sauce onto the noodles, stirred it all together, and started to eat
"Sherri your only eating noodles" asked Rory as she bit into her chicken
"I have sauce on it Rory" said Sherri
"Ok if you say so," mumbled Jess as he ate his dinner
"So Rory have you decided when you are going to do your C-Section cause I would recommend doing it a week before your due date" asked Sherri causing Jess, Rory and Chris to spit in their napkins
"Um…well…" stammered Rory
"Can I answer this Rory" asked Jess
"Go ahead," said Rory knowing that Jess was going to explode
"Thanks" smirked Jess "Sherri we came here tonight to make Chris happy. Rory doesn't need your help with her wedding because she has her mother for that. You are only her stepmother because you got pregnant and yet you think that you are entitled to be apart of Rory's life. You have annoying eating habits that drive me nuts. If you are going to order spaghetti then at least but sauce on it or what's the point of ordering it. You can get the squid not fried also I promise they can do that. Rory is also not having a c-section and I have no clue where you got that idea unless you think that Rory is going to schedule one like yours and send out little invitations to it which by the way even if she did Rory wouldn't invite you. You are an annoying over enthusiastic cheerleader like woman. You need to be on a sedative or something. You have only been a nuisance to us. Like when you called Rory, Lorelai Hayden that was taking it really far. Do you know that Chris's parents rejected Rory from birth and you come along and have Georgia and they are spoiling her rotten well Rory isn't even a concern to them. " said Jess as Sherri looked at him in shock "Chris I'm really sorry but I think that this dinner is over for tonight"
"Yes I agree Jess" said Chris as Jess stood up
"Bye dad" said Rory as she followed Jess out to the car
"I'm sorry" said Jess as the two got into their car
"It's ok babe" said Rory "Everything you said was true"
"I guess your right. It's just that I feel guilty…almost" laughed Jess as he pulled out of the parking lot "That woman is so annoying"
"I know" said Rory "I have had dinner with her alone"
"I'm sorry"
"No big deal I survived" said Rory "I'm just glad that they got married by a judge with only witnesses cause she would have most likely have made me a bridesmaid and she is obsessed with ugly clothes"
"I could tell by what she's wearing " said Jess "So how long before I am inviting to be anywhere near her"
"Well my dad likes you for some reason so you have a chance" said Rory
"Oh, and I was looking forward to some peace and quiet for a change"
"With me around you don't have a chance" laughed Rory
"Oh yeah" smiled Jess as they pulled up to their apartment building
"Home sweet home" sighed Rory as they got out of the car and walked into the building
"Yeah" said Jess as they walked into the elevator "So how long are you going to be on the phone with Lorelai tonight"
"I don't know," laughed Rory as they stepped out of the elevator and into their apartment "Depends on how long it takes to tell her about dinner"
"Ok I'm going to take a shower" said Jess walking into their bedroom
"K" said Rory as she picked up the phone and dialed Lorelai's number
~On the phone~
"This better be someone important cause your interrupting movie night" said Lorelai picking up the phone
"Well I hope I'm important enough" laughed Rory
"Rory" screamed Lorelai "Why are you home so early from that dreaded dinner"
"Jess yelled at Sherri," said Rory "It was priceless"
"Oh really tell me everything that Sherri did"
"Well when the first walked in Jess and I were talking about the wedding and I told Jess that if he tried to not dress up for the wedding that I would force him to wear tails. So Sherri of course piped in and said that of course he would wear tails"
"Did you tell her that it was casual"?
"Yup and she said that I couldn't do that and she would help me pick out a princess dress" said Rory
"Oh I bet that pissed off Jess doesn't she know that's a mothers job" said Lorelai
"Yeah after I told her"
"Ok so what else"
"Well she then ordered calamari"
"EWWW" grimaced Lorelai
"I had the same reaction so Jess ordered me cheese sticks and of course she came right out and said that fried foods were bad for me"
"So why did she order calamari"
That's what Jess said" laughed Rory "But the worst part was when in the middle of dinner she asked when I was having my c-section and went into great detail about it"
"Gross" said Lorelai "And your not even having one"
"I know," said Rory "So Jess went off and told her that we didn't like her and she wasn't welcomed in this family and that she was only my step mother because she got pregnant"
"I always liked that boy" said Lorelai
"You didn't like Jess at first mom"
"Well now he has proven himself worthy," said Lorelai as someone knocked on her door "hey hon I have to go someone's here"
"Ok mom love you"
"Love you too" said Lorelai before hanging up
~Stars Hollow~
Lorelai stood up from the couch and opened the door. She let the person in and the two went into the couch and sat down cuddling into each other. Lorelai turned the movie back on and put all of her attention to Molly Ringwald and Judd Nelson.
"Lor"
"Huh" whispered Lorelai not looking up
"I love you"
"I love you too Lukey" smiled Lorelai as she leaned up and gave Luke a kiss
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A/N: Ok I know I was supposed to have updated by now but my other story distracted me and then I started to edit this one. So right now I have replaced chapters 1,2,3, and 4 with new and improved ones. They are sort of different but if you don't feel like reading them they have no effect on the story. Also I am going on vacation Wednesday and I will be gone for a week so I don't know when I will have the next chapter out. Oh if you're wondering what movie Lorelai and Luke are watching for some reason it's The Breakfast Club (classic)
The next chapter
-It's Turkey Time
-Jess and Rory walk into the crap shack and guess what they find
-This is going to be like A Deep Fired Korean Thanksgiving But instead of four dinners it's three and Lorelai, Rory, Jess and Luke are going to them all
-Shana (JeSsFrEaK8)