Author's Notes: Um...well, I'm very spontaneous.... and um... well just read it. I don't own any characters. BTW: my spells have really lame names...but anyway...
Chapter Eleven
Dear Prongs,
This is the final clue. All you must do is say the following spell aloud, and you'll get a SURPRISE! (Maniacal laughter)
TRADONOSWICHAROO"Here goes possibly everything," James winced. "Tradonoswicharoo!" James suddenly felt dizzy and faint. Everything suddenly became dark. James crumpled to the ground limply. James opened his eyes later on, and found the room he was in, to be filled with radiant light. He felt calm and relaxed. James glanced around the room, and he realized that it was the 6th Year Girl's Bedroom. Alice was asleep in the bed to his right, and Molly was snoring in the bunk bed above his.
"What is going on here? Why the bloody Merlin am I in a girl's dormitory? I think somebody drugged me. It must have been Lucius Malfoy or Snivellus Snape or—" James's contemplations were interrupted by Alice.
"Lily? Lils? Are you awake?" called Alice. "I couldn't sleep because Molly's snoring again."
"Huh?" came a female voice.
"I figured you'd be awake. Hey Lils, do you want to go down and have breakfast with me?"
"What?" said the female voice, again. "Oh my Merlin!" "Oh my Merlin! I have a girl's voice, Lily's voice. Why do I have Lily's bloody voice? Why am I in a girl's dormitory? Why is Alice calling me Lily? AH! I amLily!"
"What's wrong, Lil? Alice asked.
"I have to go now!" Lily screamed and ran out of the room. (A/N: to avoid further confusion, James's mind and Lily's body shall now be referred to as Lily. Lily's mind and James's body shall be referred to as James. If I have either of them talking the same thing applies...mainly so that your brains don't explode.)
Lily locked the door to the Girl's Lavatory and stared at her reflection in the mirror. "I'm Lily. I'm Lily. I am Lily Evans. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. What am I going to do? I'm trapped inside Lily's body. She's going to hex me into next year. I should go talk to me—her—my body. My brain hurts. I'm guessing she's in my room. Oh boy." Lily changed into a pair of Lily's jeans and a loose T-shirt, and she went back to her common room. Lily whispered the password to the snake and lion, and then she snuck up to where James would be sleeping.
"James—er—Lily," she whispered fiercely. "Wake up." James mumbled something and turned back over, and Lily grew irritated. "Wake up!" she screamed in his ear, which caused him to jump and hit his elbow on the wall beside him.
"AAAHHHH!" came a deep voice. James covered his mouth out of surprise and gazed blankly at Lily. "What is going on? Why do you look like me?"
"Er—Lily—er James..." Lily began.
"What's that supposed to mean? Er—James?" James asked.
"Well, you see. I think we kind of, sort of, maybe, switched bodies."
"Huh?"
"Well, this morning, I woke and up, and I was you. And you're me."
"Huh?"
"Someone—Sirius—cast a spell on us, and now we're each other." Lily told James.
"Leave it to Sirius," he griped. "What do we do?"
"Well, we get Sirius and pummel him until he reverses the spell!"
Next to the lake, later that day..."So," Remus began slyly, "you never told me what was written on the final clue..."
"Oh..." Sirius said, looking down at his feet, "you should find out about that pretty soon..."
"What's that supposed to mean?" Remus asked.
"Er—it's supposed to mean—er—James and Lily switched bodies."
"Huh?" Remus asked with incredulity.
"I figured that it might be kind of amusing to see what would happen, that's all."
"SIRIUS BLACK! What is wro—" Remus was interrupted by James and Lily, that had just arrived at the lake, in a fit of rage.
"PADFOOT!" Lily shrieked.
"Yes, Lily?" Sirius asked innocently.
"You know bloody well that I'm not Lily!" Lily screamed back.
"I have no idea what you're talking about. You look like Lily and sound like Lily. I think you're Lily."
"Change us back!" James shouted.
"I thought that it would be nice change of scenery. Besides, you should walk a mile in another's shoes, to better understand them," Sirius grinned cheekily.
"I don't need to understand that git!" retorted Lily.
"Oh, but you do. You will be married in the future, after all."
"WHAT?!" Lily and Remus asked, and then Remus fainted dramatically.
"HEY! It's not that unbelievable!" Lily said defiantly.
"Yes, it is," James bickered.
"I agree," Remus said as he sat up.
"Shut up," Lily spat. "You're supposed to be on my side."
"Lily, James, this spell lasts until I end it," Sirius gloated.
"Bu—" Lily and James whined.
"Which means," Sirius said firmly, "that until I decide you two are getting along and have bonded enough, you will stay as eachother."
"YOU MEAN WE'RE STUCK LIKE THIS FOREVER?" James bellowed.
"Until you stop fighting—well, ok that's most likely forever," Sirius admitted.
"Now, run along, you two," Lupin laughed.
"You mean you're not going to reprimand me about how ignorant and stupid my plan is?"
"Actually, I think it's bloody brilliant."
Author's Notes: Ok, ok. I know it's short. I'll update soon. Plus, this chapter was mainly to set the scene for the next couple chapters (idk how long they'll stay like this, yet). FEEL FREE TO GIVE ME ANY IDEAS/SUGGESTIONS FOR WHATEVER.Next Chapter: James and Lily in each other's bodies...should be funny. I'm going to torture James in Lily's body, aka Lily. Hehehe...
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