A Tale of a Princess and a Hoodlum
Disclaimer: I don't own anything that is related to Gilmore Girls since that all belongs to Amy Sherman-Palladiano (damn her) I wish I did own Milo though I must say tres sexy!!!
Pairings: Literati and bits of Javajunkie L/D P/J
Summary: What would happen if Rory did the one thing that Lorelai feared the most? What if Rory got pregnant? How would everyone take it?
Rating: PG-13 because of language and some violence
A/N: Ok I changed something's to my liking
- Rory didn't go to Washington
- She broke up with Dean after the wedding
- Jess isn't leaving (what is ASP thinking) Jimmy might make an appearance though
I don't think that my characters are exactly like the show but I tried my hardest (Jess is hard to write) and I changed Dean to my own liking
This starts at the end of march during spring break 2003
Oh and I wanted to have a nickname that wasn't so common for Jess to call Rory so I decided on Pixie
Season 3 never happened (unless I mention an event that took place during it by mistake)
Chapters
1) Tears- Rory and Jess find out that they are going to parents. They tell Lorelai and Luke.
2) You Did What?!?! - Lorelai calls Chris Rory gets mad and runs to Lanes. Rory and Jess tell Lane and Dave.
3) Papa Chris- Chris comes Rory yells at him in the middle of town Dean hears and tries to fight Jess
4) Oye the Stress- Rory goes through morning sickness Paris figures out what's wrong with Rory and Rory decides to tell Richard and Emily
5) And I Thought Shopping Was Relaxing??-Lorelai Rory and Lane go shopping for maternity clothes and run into Paris and the ditzy duo
6) Bookworms and Godmothers- Jess's Graduation Richard and Emily give Rory and Jess a very generous gift. Rory and Jess ask Lane and Paris to be the baby's godmothers
7) Diamonds are Lorelai's Best Friend-Jess picks out an engagement ring with Lorelai's help. They find out the sex of the baby and jess proposes.
8) Taylor Get The Hell Out Of Here!!!- They pick out the baby's name. The town throws them a goodbye/engagement/baby shower party. Dean crashes the party
9) Attack of the Evil Step-mom- Rory and Jess Arrive in Boston and the meet up with Sherri who pisses off Rory
10) A Reformed Bible Boy and a Bad Pick up Line- An appearance by the ever popular Tristian who hits on Rory not realizing that she's pregnant and on her first day of classes a guy hits on Rory
11) Jess At His Finest-Dinner with the lovely Sherry Chris
12) A Deep Fried Javajunkie Thanksgiving- Rory and Jess catch Lorelai and Luke making out
Chapter 13 Santa Lorelai
"…When they found her Christmas mornin', At the scene of the attack. There were hoof prints on her forehead, And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back." sang Rory as she started to pack everything for Christmas in Stars Hollow
"Rory" shouted Jess over the music
"Yeah" shouted back Rory
"I love you but shut up my ears can't take much more" said Jess lowering the volume
"Whatever" said Rory as she started to hum to the music "Jess I need you to get something from the closet"
"What" asked Jess as he walked into the bedroom
"Can you grab my hospital bag from the top shelf I want to take it with us"
"Why your not due till after we get back from Stars Hollow"
"Jess Mariano I am ashamed this is your son in here and if he is anything like you he will come out as soon as he wants to not when the doctor says he will" said Rory hitting him across the back of the head
"Damn it Rory" sneered Jess rubbing the back of his head with one hand and grabbing the bag from the top shelf with his other hand. As he pulled the bag down a shoe box fell off the shelf and hit Jess in the head. "Fuck"
"You have the worst luck" laughed Rory hysterically
"Oh you think this is really funny don't you"
"Baby it's hilarious" laughed Rory as she turned back to her packing "When are we leaving"
"We need to leave in about 2 hours so hurry up or your mom is going to go crazy not having you home on Christmas Eve" said Jess as he walked towards the kitchen "Are you going to want any snacks for the car"
"Yeah just pack the usual stuff" said Rory as she stuffed her suitcase full of clothes "Have you finished packing"
"I packed last night to be ready on time unlike you" laughed Jess "Do you need help"
"Nope I'm almost done" said Rory as her stomach started to hurt she ignored the pain and continued to pack
-1 hour later-
"Jess I'm ready" called Rory as she grabbed her purse from the bed
"Everything you need is packed right" asked Jess
"Yeah everything is in bedroom" said Rory as she walked into the living room and sat on the chair
"Ok I'll go put your things in the car and than I'll be back up to help you down stairs"
"Jess I'm pregnant not immobile, I'll go down with you"
"Fine" said Jess "Just let me go get your things"
"Can you help me up" asked Rory holding out her hand
"Your insane" smirked Jess helping her onto her feet
"You love me anyways" smiled Rory
"Yeah every insane part of you" said Jess before stealing a quick kiss
"Now go get my things" ordered Rory as they separated
"Yes Ma'am" said Jess saluting. He walked into the bedroom and picked up Rory's suitcase and hospital bag before checking to make sure everything was turned off. Once he was sure he walked back to Rory and opened the door for her. The young couple walked into the hallway and to the elevator. Once the doors opened Rory stepped in and Jess loaded her suitcases into the shaft before stepping in himself.
"I cant wait to see my mom" said Rory
"We were home less than a month ago" laughed Jess
"I'm allowed to miss my mother Jess. I have never lived away from her, let alone live with a guy its nice to be home"
"What's wrong with living with me?" asked Jess
"Baby there is nothing wrong living with you. You know I love you." said Rory looking at Jess "Its just that for the past 18 years I have lived with my mom and only my mom"
"I know" said Jess as the elevator doors opened. Jess grabbed a hold of Rory's bags and walked out into the lobby. Rory walked out after him and the two walked out of the building and over to their car. Rory grabbed the keys from Jess and stepped into the passenger's seat and turned the car on. Jess loaded the bags into the trunk before stepping into drivers seat and pulling the car into the street.
"What music do you want to listen to" asked Rory as she grabbed onto their CD case that they left in the car"
"How about Jet" said Jess as he turned onto the freeway towards Connecticut.
"Sounds good to me" smiled Rory as she slipped the CD into the player and sat back for the car ride.
-3 hours later-
"Rory wake up" said Jess as he pulled on to the exit to get to Stars Hollow.
"It's to early"
"Ror, were almost home"
"Stars Hollow or Boston"
"Stars Hollow" laughed Jess
"I'm hungry" whined Rory as her stomach growled
"We're almost there" said Jess as he pulled into the center of Stars Hollow and over to the diner
"Did Lorelai say she was going to meet you at the diner"
"No she has to work today because of all the travelers coming to stay at the inn" said Rory "But she is going to meet us at the Crap Shack tonight for a Christmas eve dinner"
"Is she cooking" asked Jess as he pulled in front of the diner.
"Oh, I hope to god she's not. My mom can not cook anything for the life of her"
"Pray Luke is cooking and we should be safe" laughed Jess as the two got out of the car and walked into the diner. Once they were in the diner Rory sat at the nearest table and cradled her large stomach to support it. Jess walked over to the counter to see if Luke was there then he headed into the back and found Luke in the storage room.
"Jess what the hell are you doing back" sneered Luke realizing that Jess had walked into the room
"Geez" said Jess as he followed Luke out of the room and into the diner "I just wanted to tell you that we were here"
"Fine sorry I yelled at you" said Luke "Now where's Rory"
"I'm right here Luke" answered Rory from the table that she was sitting at.
"Oh hi Rory how are you feeling"
"Great for being 9 months pregnant and everything" smiled Rory
"That's great" said Luke "Your mom called a little while ago and said that dinner would be at 8 and to tell you that she was not cooking and that I was"
"Thank the coffee gods that she isn't cooking" proclaimed Rory as she looked up to the sky
"A little less dramatic there Ror" laughed Jess as he sat next to Rory at the table.
"Shove it" smirked Rory smacking him in the arm
"What's will all the violence today"
"It's fun to hit you" laughed Rory
"I can agree with that" said Luke as he brought a glass of orange juice and set it on the table for Rory
"See told ya" laughed Rory
"Fine make it pick on Jess Day" said Jess
"You make it to easy Jess" said Rory
"Are you guys hunger" asked Luke
"Oh yeah" smiled Rory "I'll have a cheeseburger, cheese fries with bacon, onion rings, oh and put bacon on the burger"
"I'll just have a cheeseburger and regular fries" said Jess
"I'll have it right out" said Luke before walking to the kitchen to give Caesar the order
-Later that night at the Crap Shack-
"Rory are you almost ready" yelled Jess from Rory's old bedroom
"Yeah I just need to get dressed" said Rory as she leaned over the sink with a stomach pain
"Do you need any help" asked Jess
"Nope I'm almost done" yelled Rory holding on to her stomach
"Ok" said Jess "I think your mom jut pulled in the driveway"
"Mom" shouted Rory as she waddled down the steps
"Rory don't run" said Jess as he walked out of the bedroom and the front door opened
"Where is my little girl" shouted Lorelai as she walked through the door wearing what looked like a female Santa suit.
"Mom" smiled Rory giving her mother a hug
"How are you doing"
"Great" said Rory
"How is my little grandbaby" asked Lorelai
"He wants to come out" laughed Rory
"Well he does have the genes of two crazy people"
"No he has the genes of one crazy person I am very sane" said Jess as he stepped next to Rory
"Baby you are as crazy as the rest of us" laughed Rory as se grabbed on to Jess's hand
"I refuse to believe that I am or ever will be as crazy as either of you" smirked Jess
"Jess you're crazy get over it" laughed Lorelai as she walked past them and into the living room "Do you know when Luke is going to get over here with the food I told Sookie and Jackson to be here at 8 and it's a quarter to 7"
"He called ten minutes ago to say that he was leaving and heading over here" said Jess as he walked into the living room with the two Gilmore women and sat down on the couch next to Rory where she leaned into him
"Good because I am starving for some of my mans food" said Lorelai not hearing the door open and someone walk in
"Lorelai you ate at the diner for breakfast and lunch and you made me cook both of those meals" said Luke as he walked into the living room with 5 huge bags filled with food for dinner.
"Food" shouted Lorelai jumping up and grabbing 2 of the bags. "Come on lets go set this up"
"Lor I can set up on my own" said Luke following Lorelai into the kitchen with the other 3 bags.
"I know you can I just wanted to show you what I got for tonight" said Lorelai heading towards a cabinet
"What did you get" asked Luke as he unloaded the bags
"Well I was online a few weeks ago and I found some really cute things on Ebay so I bid on them and I got them" said Lorelai pulling out a stack off plates from the cabinet
"What's on the plate Lorelai" laughed Luke looking at his girlfriend get all giddy over a stack of plates
"Well you know how I love cartoons" started Lorelai before turning the over and showing the picture to Luke
"You got Rocky and Bullwinkle Christmas plates" laughed Luke
"Hey it's a good cartoon" said Lorelai defending her newest buy "And anyways aren't they just the cutest things ever"
"There so cute" said Luke deadpanned
"Oh leave me alone you knew what you were getting yourself into when you decided to actually date me"
"Lorelai I've known you for over 18 years I know every little fault that you have" said Luke looking for the platters that he know Lorelai bought for tonight "Where are the platters that you bought"
"They're in the cabinet next to the stove" said Lorelai as she started to set the table for 6 adults and a baby (Davey)
"Lorelai please tell me that you didn't buy a whole set of that stuff" asked Luke as he looked at the platters in his hand
"Um… I didn't buy a whole set of that stuff" smiled Lorelai looking at Luke triumphantly
"Lorelai only you would do this" smirked Luke shaking his head as he set the platters on the counter next to the food. Luke opened up all the containers and started to put the food onto the platters.
"Hey I am not the only person that would buy this stuff Luke" smiled Lorelai looking at Luke.
"No believe me when I say that you are the only person that would buy Rocky and Bullwinkle holiday plates and platters." said Luke
"It's a classic cartoon that is loved by a whole lotta people around the world" said Lorelai loading the rest of the food into the platters and putting it in the stove.
"You're the craziest person that I have ever met did you know that" asked Luke
"Yup" smiled Lorelai as she wrapped her arms around Luke and kissed his cheek
"Have you finished setting the table" asked Luke turning around so she was facing Lorelai
"Yup" said Lorelai
"Do you want to go sit with Rory and talk nonstop until Sookie gets here" asked Luke
"Yup" said Lorelai as she stepped out from his arms and walking into the living room where Jess and Rory were cuddling on the couch reading "You guys are the biggest dorks"
"Thank you" smirked Rory as she sat up to make room for her mom
"So what's going on in Boston" asked Lorelai as she curled up in the corner of the couch next to Rory
"Nothing new" said Rory
"So what's going on with Lane, Paris, and the guys" asked Lorelai as Luke joined them in the living room and sat on the chair
"Well, Paris and Jamie were in Hartford to celebrate Hanukah than they are heading to Albany for Christmas with Jamie's family" said Rory
"What about Lane and Dave"
"They're with Dave's family this year"
"How did Lane get out of Christmas with her family" asked Luke
"Mrs. Kim actually likes Dave so she thought it would be alright to go to his family's dinner this year" said Rory "Now all she has to do is tell her that they are living together and they'll be set."
"That's going to take a lot of pushing on all our parts" laughed Lorelai " Lane is never going to tell her mom even if her and Dave get married"
"Well Mrs. Kim is letting up a little bit" said Rory as the front door opened
"Lorelai" said Sookie as she walked into the living room with Davey in her arms
"Hey Sook" smiled Lorelai as she got up and gave her friend a hug "Where's Jackson"
"He's bringing in the desserts" said Sookie
"Hey Sookie" said Rory from the couch as she leaned into Jess
"Hey honey how're you feeling" asked Sookie sitting next Rory
"Pretty Good" said Rory "Mainly my back just hurts"
"Yeah it will be over soon you're due in 2 weeks right"
"Yup" smiled Rory rubbing her belly
"So Sookie how long does it take Jackson to bring in desserts" asked Lorelai as she sat on Luke's lap
"He should have been right behind me" said Sookie looking at the door
"Jess can you go see if he needs any help" asked Rory as she sat up so he could get up.
"I'd love to" said Jess sarcastically as he stood up and headed over to the door and outside. As he walked onto the porch he spotted Jackson picking up a bunch of little desserts from the snow. "Hey Jackson do you need any help"
"Oh hey Jess" said Jackson looking up "That would be great I should have just taken two trips instead of taking I one probably wouldn't have dropped the tray of kumquat tarts"
"Jackson I think it will be ok that we don't have the tarts" laughed Jess as he grabbed the tray out of Jackson's hand and dumping the contents back on to the snow "Lets go in one tray out of at least 12 I think we will be fine there are 5 of us and Rory we will be fine"
"Ok I guess" said Jackson reluctantly as he picked up the rest of the trays and carried them into the house behind Jess.
"I found him" announced Jess as he walked back through the front door and into the kitchen where he set the trays on the counter and walked back into the living room where he sat back down next to Rory and watched Jackson tell Sookie that the tarts were on the front yard and not in the kitchen with the rest of the desserts.
"Sookie I'm sorry I dropped them by accident I didn't think that I would drop any of the trays" said Jackson trying to talk to his frustrated wife
"Jackson I worked really hard trying to get that recipe right and you just go and drop it in the snow" said Sookie as she handed Davey to Lorelai who was still sitting on Luke's lap.
"Sookie I already said I was sorry" sighed Jackson "You can make them again for everyone"
"What did you exactly drop" asked Lorelai
"Sookie made some kumquat tarts and I dropped them" said Jackson
"Sookie" sighed Lorelai "kumquats what were you thinking"
"I thought they tasted good" said Sookie
"Sookie what have I told you about using us as guinea pigs for your new cooking"
"That Michelle is the only person that I am allowed to offer my new creations and not anyone else"
"Very good" laughed Lorelai as the oven timer went off. "It's dinner time"
"Food" smiled Rory "I'm starving"
"Lets go dig in" said Lorelai as she got off of Luke so he could get the food out of the oven
"Come on" said Jess offering his hand to Rory to help her up
"Thanks" said Rory grabbing on to his hand and standing up. The two of them walked into the kitchen behind Sookie and Jackson
Sookie set Davey up into the high chair and sat down next to him. Jackson sat on the other side of Davey while Jess sat on the other side of Jackson. Rory sat in between Jess and Lorelai who sitting next to Luke.
"Ok guys lets eat" announced Lorelai as she grabbed the plate of potatoes and spooned a pile onto her plate.
They sat eating and talking for the next hour until Rory bent over in pain. Lorelai and Jess were right at her side and helped her seat up.
"Ror are you ok" asked Jess looking at her holding her stomach
"No I think my water just broke" whinced Rory looking at him.
"Luke get her the purple bag from her room" ordered Lorelai "Jess and Jackson help her into the jeep"
"What are we doing" asked Sookie
"I'm going to get the car started and I want you to call my parents, Chris, Lane and Paris" said Lorelai "Their numbers are in my phonebook."
"Ok" said Sookie as she ran to the phone grabbed the phonebook and started to dial everyone.
Lorelai ran out to the jeep and started it while Jess and Jackson helped her into the back of the jeep with Jess. Luke ran out and jumped into the passenger seat with the bag.
"Jackson can you bring Luke, Jess and I a change of clothing when you head down after Sookie's done with the phone calls" asked Lorelai as he changed the Jeep into reverse
"Yeah" said Jackson "Now go and get her to the hospital."
Hey Everyone,
I know that I have not been the best updating but I will be better at it now that I received by own laptop for my graduation from high school. I finally have the summer to write a lot more and I hope that everyone will still read my story. I really want to finish it and I hope that everyone still likes and is reading it. By time it hits September I don't know what is going to happen because I will going to Kent State University and I will be really busy since I am majoring in English. Anyways I hope that you like this one. I will be putting my Harry Potter story on hiatus for now so I can work focus on this one completely. Anyways I was watching the season 1 DVD's and I realized that there is something else that can bring some conterveresy into this story. I am going to bring in the other set of grandparents. You know the Haydens. I think that they will get Richard, Christopher, Luke and Jess worked up. So I was thinking that I will put a chapter right after the birth where Emily throws a party to introduce her great-grandson and invites Straub and Francine. Anyways I hoped up liked the chapter.
-Shana