Author's Notes: I need to get some ideas! HELP ME! Thank you all for reviewing my fic! Please continue to review! I don't own any characters. I know that you all thought that I owned Harry Potter, but I don't. (gasp!) I know! It's amazing. I didn't create this series. Ooooo aaaaa!

Chapter 13

"Where'd Lily go?" James asked Sirius under a giant oak tree outside.

"I think she went swimming in the pond, but I don't know. You should keep closer tabs on that hoodlum," Sirius replied and took a large bite out of a Yellow Delicious Apple.

"She went swimming?!" James gasped.

"Yeah, so?"

"So?! She could start her period any minute! She had wicked PMS yesterday!" James explained, yelling at a cringing Sirius.

"Ew! Don't talk about that stuff! I don't want to know!" Sirius squealed and covered his ears with his hands.

"Did you just squeal!? I can't believe you just squealed! All I said was period and PMS." James laughed. He started counting off on his fingers while he listed topics. "It's not like I started talking about pads or cramps or blood or mood swings or tamp—"

"STOP!" Sirius begged while on his knees and bowing. "I can't take anymore. It's gross. It's disgusting. It's icky. Please, please stop! I beg of you!"

"You're such a wimp. Anyway, I'd better go find her before she starts swimming in her own blood," James said nonchalantly. He jogged over to the side of the pond and stopped abruptly: it was too late. James tossed off the t-shirt he had been wearing and dove into the pond. "Lily!"

"What do you want?" Lily asked and splashed him in the face.

"Quit that! You don't have time to splash around!"

"And why not?" Lily mused.

"Because you're special," he hinted because a couple of Slytherins were on their way over.

"Huh?"

"You're a woman."

"Huh?"

"Let's hope there are no sharks around."

"Huh?"

"Red water."

"Huh?"

"It's that time of the month."

"No, the full moon is next week, besides, it's daylight. You don't have to worry about Remus and his condition," Lily rolled her eyes at James.

"For Merlin's sake! Um, punctuation at the end of a sentence," James whispered frantically, because the slytherins were only a few yards away.

"Exclamation Point!"

"No you bloody git!"

"Question Mark!"

"What don't you bloody understand?!"

"Comma?"

"NO! Why are you so bloody thick?!"

"Am I supposed to answer that?" Lily asked.

"Are you injured, or is the water naturally that color?"

"You're not making any sense. Special? Red water? Injuries? The full moon? Punctuation?!" Lily inquired.

"For Merlin's sake!" James whispered "You need to get out of the water, because it is turning red around you, the color of your blood! Menstruation—you—in the water!"

"So what are you trying to say?" Lily asked with her face contorted in concentration and confusion.

"You're having your bloody period! Go put a pad or a tampon on!" James yelled into her ear, not caring if Lily went deaf.

"Ew! No!" Lily said and wrinkled up her face in disgust. Slap! Lily's face was red and stinging.

"GO!" James bellowed and raised his hand threateningly.

"How dare you hit her?!" Malfoy spat at James from a few feet away.

"Hey, sweetie!" James smiled in a seducing manner.

"What's bloody wrong with you? You're me, a guy!" Lily hissed under breath, for only James to hear.

"Who are you calling sweetie?" Malfoy asked, eyebrows raised.

"Um—er—uh—me!" Lily lied.

"Yeah, right!" James burst, not thinking.

"Then who?" Malfoy scoffed.

"James, Lily, isn't it time we went to lunch?" Sirius interrupted.

"YES!" they shouted instantaneously.

"Farewell," Sirius feigned regret to leave a furious and baffled Malfoy.

In Moaning Myrtle's Bathroom...

"Why do girl's get candy machines in their bathrooms? Guys don't; it's not fair!" Lily complained.

"Candy machines?" James mused. "You mean the things that hold feminine hygiene products? Speaking of which, here you go," James said and handed Lily a stack of feminine hygiene products.

"What's this?" Lily asked and picked up a tampon and started tossing it into the air and catching it behind her back.

"A tampon," James replied. "What else?!"

"Er—" James said after a long pause, "what do I do with it?"

"Well, you put it inside of you."

"When you say "inside" you don't actually mean inside, right?"

"Take this book. My mum gave it to me when I turned 12, it's pretty clear about puberty and the like. Just read it, and you'll be fine." James handed Lily a small book with An Idiot's Guide to Periods on the front.

"Do I have to?" Lily whined and then burst into tears, once again.

"It's not that bad, honestly. Read it."

In the Great Hall...

The Great Hall was completely empty, with the exception of Remus, Sirius, and Lily, because it was 3 o'clock and dinner wouldn't be for another 2 ½ hours.

"Yuck!" Lily gagged.

"What?" Remus and Sirius asked.

"Tampons have to be the grossest thing I've ever heard of!"

"Very true, and I don't want to "hear of them" anymore, thank you very much," Remus replied firmly.

"Well you take the tampon and you—"

"I'm not lis—stening!" Sirius said in a sing-songy(A/N: hehe I think I just made that word up hehe) voice.

"You take the tampon—" shouted of Remus's moans of agony and Sirius's threats and bribes. "and—"

"I'll kill you!"

"you—"

"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Remus yelled, overdramatically and collapsed off his seat and onto the floor.

"I'll switch you back!" Sirius bribed, defiantly.

"Really?" Lily asked, switching back to reality and wrapping Sirius and Lupin into a giant hug.

"Yes." Sirius sighed as a pink spark shot out of his wand and hit Lily in the chest.

A/N: Whoohoo! I postponed my homework (innocent look) so that I could post. So be grateful. Anyway, hope you liked it...I don't...but that's just me. The next one will be better...if I can think of what to do...

Next Chapter: Well...James and Lily are back in their original bodies...and I don't know what's going to happen yet...but I do now some future events that I may or may not get to in Chapter 14! (applause)

Future Events: I want to incorporate some mythological people...probably just one...vote now: Greek or Roman and vote: if Greek, Aphrodite (love); Aros (cupid); Athena (wisdom and war); Hermes (messenger); or something that you think of...And if Roman: Venus (love); Cupid (cupid, hehe); Mercury (messenger); Minerva (wisdom and war) or should I just not do this at all? VOTE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!