One day I was in town walking home from the movies. I saw the classic movie "WHEN TOLIETS ATTACK!!!!!" and it was awesome! Suddenly I noticed something strange. Evil devils with TVs on their tummys called the teletubbies were attacking the city! LaLa grabbed me, smooshed me into the shape of a basket-ball, and she threw me in the basket! I was faster then the speed of light! And guess what? ITS GOING ON NOW!!!! AHHHHH!!!! IM DIEING!!!! AHHHH!!!! hits the backboard now that's going to leave a mark! Now I am finally on the ground. And I see the gross-sisters from The-Proud-Family and the tallest girl just said: "hands-up, cash-out!" now I am running away from those freaks. If I had 1 dollar for every-time they tried to steal my money I would be a rich man. Just kidding! I would be richer! OK...I am not rich and even if I had a dollar for every-time they tried to steal my money I would not be rich. I would only have 1 dollar! Anyway... now I am standing face-to-face with tinkie-winkie. I am throwing some TNT at him! SUCKER!!!!! The TNT just exploded and tinkie-winkie is now dead. Woo-Hoo! Soon there was a long fight. And here is what happened in the fight...
WE INTERUPT THIS STORY FOR AN IMPORTNET MESSAGE!!!!: Hello. I am chief Tofu the fight in this story is verry violent and naughty. So you will sadly not be able to read anymore of this story until the fight is over. Its sad because I wanted to see the fight! WAAAAA!!! Ok. The fight is over now. We will now return to our regularly scheduled story. The rest of the story: the fight is finally over. But more teletubbies are coming! Its too....its too...its too much! AHHHHH!!!! Wait a second. I think I see something falling from the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No-wait! It's a egg-slad-sandwich! Wait! Its becoming clear now. Its..its...A ATOMIC BOMB???!!! HUMANITY IS DOOMED!!! AHHHH!!!! Hey look! Its super-man he shall save us! Ok...now he is panicing. Are we doomed. Lets find out in....
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
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