Author's Notes: Ok, ok. It's almost over. I no this ending sucked, but you can just deal w/ it. Thanks to all of my reviewers and for all of the readers. I'm sorry I'm ending it, but I really want to write a new one, and I don't have time for both...I barely have time for one. So, this next one I have no idea what genre it will be, but I'm thinking it'll deal w/ Hermione, Harry, and Ron. And Malfoy. Hehe. Yeah! Clap fuer mich. â«âªâ«ââ♥♠♣♦âºâ»He he. Fun w/ symbols on word. Hehe.
Epilogue/ Chapter 20Aphrodite erased all of those emotions she installed in Remus for Lily, and things just kind of went from there...
"Lily," James's nervous voice said, "I want you to have this." Lily shifted closer to James in the booth at Madame Puddifoot's.
"Wha—" she started to say, until her eyes caught a golden and red glow coming from James's hand. "It's the locket with a picture of us from the dance!"
"Huh?" he asked.
"Oh, sorry. When Sirius and I went to the future, Harry had it."
"Right. Well, anyway, Lily, here." He fastened the clasp around her neck. "I—I—I—"
"Prongsie, you're embarrassing yourself." Sirius crawled out from under their table with a stupid grin plastered on his face quickly followed by Mary and Lupin."What are you doing here?!" His face became red with embarrassment and rage.
"Well, I wanted to be in the story, of course." Mary explained. "And since Remus and I got back together, I thought we should all come down and help you not look like a moron when you propose.
"How did you know I was going to propose?!"
"Psychic! Duh!" Mary yelled. "Oh oh! I want to tackle somebody, and away she ran, crashing into Snape and pummeling him onto the ground.
"That was odd," Remus pointed out.
"Thank you, Captain Obvious," Sirius rolled his eyes.
"You don't have to be s—"
"Take that! And that!" Mary yelled as she punched Snape. "EEEWW! You got grease on my hand! Take that, and that! Vote whack Kerry whack!"
"Mary. Mary! MARY! MAAAAAARRRRYYYYY!!!!" Remus shouted at her.
"What?" she finally responded.
"We're supposed to be getting these to love birds together.
"Oh, right." She got up and walked back to the table where her friends were standing.
"Ok," Sirius said, clasping his hands together, as if he were preparing to do a play in football. "You're supposed to say, 'I love you, Lily.' And then she will go, 'Oh, James, I love you, too.' And then you'll say, 'I've loved you since the moment I layed eyes on you.' And then she'll go, 'You mean all you saw was a beautiful body?!' and then you'll go, 'no, no. That's not what I meant?!' and then she'll smile and giggle and kiss you. And then you'll go, 'Lily, will you marry me?' and of course, she'll say 'Oh, James, of course I will.' And then you'll go, 'And by the way, Sirius, since you're the hottest, most wonderful person on the planet, and possibly universe, will you be my best man?' and I'll say, 'OF COURSE I WILL!'"
And that's what happened. Sirius was always a bit psychic. Of course, you all know the rest of the story, up until Ootp, of coure.
Author's Notes: Thanks again. LALA. Read my other story when I write it. YEAH!
Special Thanks to:
Merwin
Catherine (Katie)
Elena
Annwa
Allie
Liz
Me
Emily
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Mary: STOP IT!
Me: NOOOOO
Mary: STOOOOP
Me: WHY?!
Mary: Because you should be thanking me more! Mary grabs the keyboard and starts trying to run away, but cannot, because it's still connected to the computer.
Me: You're weird, cross country person!
Mary: I bet I can outrun you! Let's race. Mary started twitching and continued trying to run around, but was, once again, stopped by those pesky laws of physics.
Me: I but you could outrun me too. In fact, I think everyone could outrun me. So I'm not racing. Besides, you run over 8 miles a day.
Liz: He he he. 8 miles! That's that Eminem movie thing.
Annwa: NOOOO! I haven't listened to wrap in over a year and I hate rap!
Allie: Well, duh! How could you not.
Elena: Parlez vous, Francies?
Everyone: NOOOO!
Elena: Espenol?
Everyone: NOOOO!
Annwa: Crayons, anyone? She took a giant bite out of the red crayon and chewed happily.
Aaron: MMMmmm. Let me try. Aaron grabbed a purple crayon, and, like Annwa, chewed happily.
Allie: MMmmm bop. Ba dip be da ba du bop.
Mary: I bet I can come up with a better annoying song.
Me: Hey! That's not annoying.
Mary: You're right, but this is. "YOU CAN'T STOP ME CUZ I'M KIM PO-SIIIIIBLE. THERE IS NOTHING I CAN'T DO, WHEN DANGER COMES JUST KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WA—
Everyone: SHUUUUT UUUUUPPPP!
Mary: Jeez, you don't have to be so mean. I mean, my god. I'm going to the bathroom. If I don't come back, I want a nice funeral.
Me: Is the toilet going to kill you, or something? How does it take you 8 minutes to pee?!
Mary: Um, duh, it doesn't. I have to battle with my tampon. Wish me luck. Mary then left the table and went towards the impending doom that awaited her, inside the bathroom.
Annwa: Thanks for sharing. Hey guess what?
Everyone: What?
Annwa: Way down south were the Annwa's grow there's a little annwa running round the farm she's a little annwa a little annwa, she's a little annwa
Everyone: A LITTLE AAAANNNNNWWWWAAAAA!!
Mary: GUESS WHAT EVERYONE!
Everyone: What?
Mary: I SURVIVED! I only lost a finger.
Annwa: You lost a what?!
Allie: A finger.
Me: AAHHAHAHAHA
Liz: I don't get it. And I haven't had enough speaking parts.
Elena: Yeah well I have less than you.
Annwa: You have less what than her?!
Me: Well, anway. I put my pointer fingers up to my temples and telepathically send liz and explanation.
Liz: HAHAHA I GET IT NOW!
Elena: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU! TELEPATHY DOESN'T EXIST!
Emily: Sure it does. I had to write an essay about that for the PSAT's this morning.
Me: Hey, Emily, do you want this bottle cap?
Emily: She started blushing. Sure.
Elena: TELEPATHY DOESN'T EXIST!
Liz: Just ask Purkey.
Purkey: in monotone: Hi.
Liz: So, do you think telepa she didn't get to finish my sentence because Purkey got distracted by something shiny.
Me: Purkey. Purkey?! PPPPUUUUUURRRRKKKKKEEEEEYYYYY!!!! He was still not paying attention. Emily, get Purkey, he doesn't listen to me.
Emily: Purkey?
Purkey: What?
Liz: Laughing hysterically.
Me: Laughing hysterically.
Allie: YOU GUYS DON'T TELL ME ANYTHING!
Elena: What's going on?
Mary: I RAN 9 MILES TODAY!
Me: That's b/c you're on drugs!
Everyone: WE ALL ARE!!!!
He he. Wasn't that asome?
