Disclaimer: Once again I own nothing apart from this (holds up a big muffin)
The obsessed fangirl is back with her next attempt to meet the boys.
Sneaking onto Harry Potter set: Second attempt
7:00am: Woke up. Ready to start new plan, starting to get sidetracked by posters, have to close my eyes again.
7:02am: Rubbing leg, walking downstairs with my eyes closed is harder than it looks.
7:03am: Mum still angry about yesterday. Made breakfast of pancakes with Harry Potter cast faces on them and coffee.
7:11am: Back in room, have packed bag with eyes open this time.
7:12am: Turn to get well thought plan off my desk only to discover it has been eaten by my dog Sirius. Crap! I will have to do it from memory now.
7:15am: In back of van again heading towards the Harry Potter set.
9:16am: Arrived at set, now looking for costume department.
9:20am: In costume department, now looking for Harry's invisibility cloak.
9:40am: Have found cloak and put it on. I am now heading for the boy's toilets.
9:45am: In boy's toilets waiting for boys.
9:50am: Here a voice humming, I take off cloak and jump out of my hiding place. Eyes widen in horror it's the director. Run back to hiding place.
9:52am: Security come in, look around, leave.
2:00pm: Boys come in, I put on my cloak and come out of hiding place to get a better view.
2:00 ½pm: I have been spotted! Have realised that I am not invisible.
2:01pm: Rupert gives me a drink while Tom and Daniel call for security.
2:02pm: Rupert told me it is wrong to stalk and has given me a present, I will keep it forever. I stare at him until the boys return, Rupert looks away nervously.
2:03pm: Said bye to the boys and have been thrown out of the set.
2:05pm: Get back in van.
2:10pm: Open my present from Rupert, wow! It's a restraining order! I will keep it forever!
4:15pm: Back home, mum looks disappointed.
4:16pm: I happily showed my present to mum. She got mad. Very mad.
4:20pm: Sit down in a comfortable chair waiting for speech.
4:21pm: Mum clears throat and the speech on stalking and invasion of privacy begins.
7:00pm: Speech has ended, gone upstairs.
7:10pm: Have e-mailed my friend to tell her how my plan went.
7:15pm: Have framed my restraining order, have hung it next to my restraining orders from Daniel, Tom, JKR and the entire LOTR cast.
7:16m: Started to plot again.
11:11pm: Have stopped plotting and have put plan in a safe place away from Sirius. Fell asleep.
I know they are crap but review anyway, and if you do review maybe I will right a third attempt. You know what I am probably gonna write more attempts anyway because it is fun! But R&R anyway and I will give you a muffin! (Pulls out tray of freshly baked muffins and starts to woft the smell of them towards hungry reviewers)
