Bubblegum Crisis Slider 2040 © J Robert 'Hawkeye' T Howard

Disclaimer

Bubblegum Crisis 2040 is owned by AIC and ADV, I do not plan to make any money from this work of art, I just did it for a laugh and hope everyone enjoyed it.

This work is set it 2040 world of bubblegum Crisis, Our hero is misplaced from his duties in the world of the 2033 OVA Bubblegum Crisis and is some how misplaced into the world of 2040 bubblegum Crisis. This is set before Avatar Special

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First off thanks to the guys and girls at C³F [Crisis Centre Community Forum] for pulling double time on my question, Needed to double check some fact's and I didn't have my BGC 2040 Box set with me. They cleared it right up, but it seems I might have started another World War Web debate in the forum about Sabre/Saber. Any why let no lose track here on with the show....

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The mindless possibility floated through Hawkeye mind as he looked in front of him, there was only one thing that was truly worrying him. That was the American red-head who wouldn't take her gun off him. For the past half hour he had been the guest of one Sylia Stingray, but not the one every one knows and love from Bubblegum Crisis 2040. Robert wasn't sure but he could swear she was more calculating then her 2032 counter-part that Robert knew only to well.
"Again Mister Fargo, who do you work for?" was the question that Sylia Stingray kept asking him. Mind you Robert wasn't going to answer it any way, he kept a straight face as she stared straight into his eyes.
"Sylia I don't think he will talk, should I get the serum?" the Asian girl asked,
"I think that a wonderful idea Erika darling, be a dear and bring 20 cc" Sylia asked turning and smiling at her companion. The girl slowly got up and made her way out of the room. 'Damn it I got to get out of here' Robert thought to himself 'I wasn't ready for this' because it occurred to him that this world of 2040 wasn't following the plot he knew, as he waited he searched through his memory for one key fact then he remembered. He turned and faced the American Red head that was holding the gun that was pointing at him and said.
"Isn't you name Jill?" the look of pure shock on her face was enough to tell him he had struck gold. Now all he had to do was hook line and sink her, "didn't I see you at Langley last year" as the words came out, the hand began to shake. The girl began to ask
"Who the hell..." but before she could finish, Hawkeye made his move. As the words left her mouth he was out of his chair, and with in second he was standing right in front of her. His left hand grabbed the gun that she was holding, it discharged firing a shot randomly hitting a window pane scattering it all over the floor. Meanwhile he had cloth lined her with his right shoulder in her chest, knocking the wind out of her. She started to fall back but he grabbed her from behind holding the gun to her forehead temple.
"I'm Sorry about this" he whispered into her ear, it took a few second to regain her thoughts, she looked around, seeing that Sylia once again had her handgun out trying to aim at Robert. He began to drag her towards the stair that would lead him out side, but suddenly something hit Robert from behind and he went straight down. To everyone else it looked like he was knocked out, but he learned a trick or two with his job at the ADP about playing dead. He thought it wise to pretended, and he might try another escape in a few minutes as his capture guards relaxed.
"Well done, Henderson" he heard Sylia say, 'ouch' he thought 'what he hit me with the sliver ware tray' a sudden clang proved his theory right.
"What the hell happen?" what he could only assume was the voice of the Asian girl Erika.
"Our friend here got the better of Jill" Sylia commented.
"Well I be" he heard the American speak in excellent Japanese "The gun safety was on!" she said while holding the gun for everyone to see.
"So" Erika asked.
"It means he wasn't going to hurt Jill" Sylia replied back, she scratched her head. Because who ever this guy was, he was ever going to be a pain in neck or it another case trouble. Suddenly out of no where the prone leg of the body leaped out and connected with Jill unprotected Shin
"OW! Shit" she shouted as the foot hit the bone, and with even more quickness the guy leapt to his feet and was heading for the door to the balcony out side.
"After him!" Sylia shouted at the top of her voice, Erika followed suite her martial artist skills allowed her to gain ground on him, but she wasn't about to do the crazy stunt this guy was going to do, as he leapt on to the glass side of the building which scoped at a 120º Degree angle to the ground. She froze as she hit the banister of the balcony and watched as the man slide down with the greatness of ease, he turned back grinned and waved at her before he reached the bottom. She shook her head in disbelief, she turned and headed back in towards the door which would lead out side, but she was soon stopped by Sylia.
"Stop Erika, he won't get far" she said holding out her hand,
"Crap" came across the Room, followed by some English swear words "That guy ripped off my Wallet" Jill mention as she noticed the ripped coat pocket that she carried it in.
"Since went do you carry a Wallet?" Erika asked puzzled by Jill carrying a wallet.
"Well since I'm formally a CI..." Jill tired to answer back, but was ...
"Girls, suit up" Sylia said with a threatening tone to her voice.

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"What the hell is going on here?" Robert shouted out several streets away, in the busy commuter rush hour his statement turned a few heads hoping that Robert wasn't crazy. He glanced at the cheap watch that he brought to replace the pawned Rolex he gave up, it gave him a few hours before he had to meet up with Linna before his date with her. Now he wasn't too sure about it, with what he saw at Sylia he couldn't be two sure what was going on in this world. He pulled out the wallet he had pinched from Jill's Pocket and glanced through the continuances, 'Wow' he thought as he saw about 800 bucks in there, he also found several forms of I.D. with her pictures on it but under other alias, 'Let me guess he though some where along this time line, the original team of Knight Sabres that Sylia had formed hadn't been killed off. Does that mean that Nene and Priss weren't Knight Sabres' it was all too puzzling for him, but he knew how to clear it up as he hailed a taxi cab.

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"Orr, I'm bored" Nene yawned as she stretched her arms high above her head, she had just finished communicating with inspector Leon McNichol and Daily Wong. She was just about to sign off and head home for the night, when some one leaned on the wall of her cubical
"Officer Nene Romanova?" the man asked.
"Who want to know?" Nene replied rising her eye brow at the man, he pulled out a wallet from his pocket and flashed it.
"Lt Robert Howard, ADP Internal affairs, The Branch" he said while holding out his ADP I.D. card. He had got a reaction he hoped for, but he still doubted what it would mean, as Nene jumped back several feet to the other side of the cubical. Her face was showing the fear as if she had been an ADP trooper caught in the beam of a combat boomer. He was sure she was doing something illegal with her job but he doubted she was a Knight Sabre.
"What do you want?" she asked stepping forward showing the signs of guilt.
"I was wondering if I could ask you some question" he asked stare around the room, "I believe your going off shift right?"
"That right" she replied.
"I guess we could discuss this over at the Ice cream parlour across the street" Robert said back to her, as Nene heard this, her face lit up 'God, every single Romanova is the same' he thought as he led her out side of the communication centre.

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"So what can I do for you Lt?" Nene asked as she dug into her ice cream, Robert had stared off before he realise she had asked a question.
"Sorry where was I" he coughed as he tried to think what to say, let face it he was improvising here. "I sure your aware of the trouble we had with people who tired to hack into the ADP data base"
"You're telling me" Nene said pausing with the spoon in her mouth,
"Any way we believe that the vigilantly group the Knight Sabres have..." he was suddenly stopped by Nene who raised her hand.
"Don't you mean Night Stalkers right?" she quizzed him, he gave her a blank stare 'Shit' he thought something else that wrong.
"Sorry been off duty for a long time, and it doesn't help having a Scandinavian as my Caption" he said while trying to fake a laugh. 'What the heck have I gotten myself into this time' where the thought running through his mind as he sat the table.
"Ok" Robert said briefly as he watched Nene take another spoon full of ice cream into her mouth. "My superiors have asked me to set up a trap if you will, with in the ADP main frame. And I been told your one of the best computer technicians in the force"
"Who told you?" Nene asks raising her eye brow again at Robert.
"Leon McNichol told me why?" He said while trying to sound innocent.
"O Leon poo, I guess I'm giving him too much credit" Nene replied, as she dropped her spoon into the bowl.
"Quick question for you"
"Go ahead"
"What is your opinion on the Night Stalker?" Robert asked while he took a sip of the coffee he had brought.
"Well it's hard, I mean I was all for them as they where stopping the Rouge boomers and all" she paused looking round "but killing those ADP officer was too much" Robert had almost chocked on his coffee when he heard that little piece of information, this world he was in was too much, he want to go out and scream the top of his head off. There was uncomfortable silence between the two of them for a minute as this piece of information had to be forced into Roberts mind and while Nene thought back to the dead ADP officer killed by them.
"Would you be interested in helping to set a trap for them?" Robert asked while trying to take another sip of his coffee, he was unable due to his hand shaking too much. Nene turned towards Robert, ran her hand through her Blood hair and answered
"Sure" a smile crossed Robert face, he check his watch.
"Okay here what I want you to do..." he began

T.B.C.

"Okay any one who saw that plot line coming please raise their hand now, No- one good!" Suddenly some one in the crowd raised their hand, KH shakes his head "there is all ways someone" he pulls out his shotgun, and shoots the guy. "Any One else? Come on be true full" Two more people raise their hands, and KH fires again. "Good that's over with."

C&C welcome, I always what to know what you guys are thinking. I mean how do I know if it worth reading? If you guys don't tell me. Flames will be dealt with by my Russian friend Boris, watch out he makes a mean Borg' is soup, which he will force people to eat, he he he.

Later 'Hawkeye'