Howdy Again! I got a review! Yay!!!! I'M SO HAPPY!!!!!!! Sorry it's taking
me a little long in my fanfiction this weekend! I was writing 3 research
papers and doing a project at the same time and I was starting to write
stuff on my fic. From my research paper and the other way around! Although
I would like to see my teachers faces when they read about some guy named
Vegeta in my report and my readers reading something about Vegeta saying
Confucius sayings. I would also like to warn my readers if you are still in
high school or making your way to get into college NEVER take and English
creative writing class, World Civ. Class, or a psychology class
together!!!! I'm in college right now and this sucks having to an oral
report on two of my research papers as well!!! Those 3 classes will end up
giving you a research paper!!! So if you don't want the stress take my
advice and separate those 3 classes over different semesters!!!!
Now time for the winners of the little poll I put up in last chapter
Ellis (My first reviewer!) guessed correctly!!! Yamcha was the answer!!!! Thank you Ellis for also reviewing!!!
^.^() Thank you for reviewing! And congrats for getting it right!!!
Nadia Thank you for reviewing even if you are my niece!!! You also got it right!
Dixie: oh great now I will never get some sleep because she's going to be dancing all night because of a couple reviews!!!!
Stacey: Shut-up Dixie a review is still a great thing to me especially when you're just starting to write fanfictions!
Dixie: Meow
Stacey: Oh stop it all ready I already know that you can talk!
Disclaimer: I still don't own DBZ! I had thought most assuredly that my wish would have been answered by now!!! Oh well on with the story!
Chapter 3
Friend or Foe? Hmm I'd Go For Foe!
Soon everyone after introducing themselves to Jaeger went into the lounge in the main Capsule Corp. house.
Everyone except Yamcha and Vegeta.
"Hey Vegeta!"
"What?"
"Who does that guy think he's trying to kid!!!!"
"You mean you believe me?!!!"
"Yeah that guy acts like he's up to something but he's also trying to make some moves on my girl!"
"He's already made his moves on the woman!"
"Oh shut-up and let's go inside! I want to see what he's doing with Bulma!"
'Oh great! Why dear Lord? Why must I be punished for this! Not only does my evil twin show up but the only person who believes me is that loser Yamcha and he is a regular liar especially when Bulma just caught him last weekend with some other girl! Things are not looking in my favor!'
They both go inside only to find the whole Z gang had formed a circle around a now actively talking Jaeger.
"Oh Jaeger how did you escape?" Bulma asked very concerned and gave him that teenager look that meant I'm only asking because I think you're hot. Vegeta and Yamcha both cringed both saying 'EWWWW' mentally.
"Why simple Miss Bulma! Knowing full well I was surrounded by Cooler's men and hopelessly out numbered I fought my way through! Knowing if my brother could escape Frieza I could escape Cooler! I fought handsomely and finally made my way to the space pod and took off in search of my brother! Knowing that it would bring me such joy to my heart to see my sibling again."
Before anyone could get an awe in Vegeta rudely interrupted. "That's a bunch of bull!!! I can't believe you would actually believe this trash his mouth keeps spitting out!!!"
Before anyone could yell at Vegeta, Jaeger said "Oh brother! You have come to join us have you?! Since you're here I can break out the family album with your baby pictures in them! It's sad that none of mine were able to make it but I have a whole box full of yours! I have a nice 10ft. by 30ft box filled with your pictures Vegeta! It was all I had left to remember you by when we were separated by Lord Frieza and Lord Cooler!"
"WHAT!!!! ARE YOU INSANE!!!!? MY BABY PICTURES?!!!!! YOU WOULDN'T DARE!!!*try me brother!* YOU SEE!!! DID YOU JUST HEAR WHAT HE JUST SAID TO ME!!!?"
"Ummm Vegeta are you okay? I think you're starting to hear things." Bulma asked quite concerned that her once very prideful houseguest was starting to slip slowly into madness.
*Yeah brother did we forget that I can speak with my mind into yours? Hmmm?*
"DAMN YOU GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!! I MEAN IT JAEGER YOU STOP THIS AT ONCE!!!!" *And what's big brother going to do? Surely you wouldn't attack your own brother seeing as he's now got your friends thinking he's the greatest being in the world now would you?*
"OF COURSE I WOULD!!!!"
With that said he lunged at Jaeger making Bulma, Chi Chi scream with fright and before his fist could make contact Goku caught him and dragged him upstairs with chains in hand.
"NO!!!! NOT THE CHAINS AGAIN KAKARROT!!!!! I NEED TO GET HIM AWAY FROM HERE!! HE'S UP TO NO GOOD!!!"
"Vegeta I think you need sometime alone upstairs until you feel better! You've been acting scary all day and I think you need some rest!"
While all of that had been going on Yamcha was deep in thought 'Baby pictures!? That is so cruel!!!'
"Anyone want some more tea?" asked a happy Bulma's mother who had not even noticed the almost fight between Vegeta and Jaeger.
"I hope you'll excuse him Jaeger. He hasn't been himself today." Bulma said thoroughly annoyed at Vegeta's outbursts lately.
"Miss Bulma don't be so hard on him! Space can do some terrible things to people! If you'll excuse me I'd like to go talk to him."
"Yes of course Jaeger. I think Vegeta does need someone to help calm him down." Chi Chi stated matter-of-factly
Meanwhile upstairs Goku had just left a heavily chained Vegeta on a bed gagged.
'Oh well at least I'm safe inside my mind.'
*At least I'm safe inside my mind.* (A/N I don't own spongebob either! I heard this line off of the show!!!)
0.o; 'Jaeger?'
*duh who did you think it was Freddy Krueger?*
'Who?'
*For a guy who has spent more time on Earth than me you sure aren't acquainted with Earthling movies are you?*
'No guess not and HEY GET OUT OF MY MIND YOU FREAK!!!'
"Tisk Tisk Tisk Vegeta, I thought you'd be able to keep your composure around me. Guess not seeing as you have already made everyone think you're a hysterical maniac after everything that has happened today. To think it is still just a little after lunch time! I wonder what kind of a show you'll put on during the evening. Heh heh I think even Bulma thinks you're craven mad!"
'You leave her alone you masochist! I hate you!!! Bulma better not be hurt Jaeger!!!' (A/N remember he's gagged so Jaeger is reading his mind)
"Temper temper Vegeta! Calm yourself it almost seems as if you care about the pathetic Earth girl who seems to be interested in me."
Vegeta turned a deep shade of red.
"OH you do like her! Well maybe I won't hurt her to much after all I'm here to get back at you."
'KNEW IT!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!! JAEGER WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS YOU BETTER HIGH TAIL IT OUT OF HERE!!! All right if I just move my arm to the left and get the lock within reach and.Hey stop listening retard!'
"I AM NOT A RETARD SADIST!!!"
'I'M NOT THE SADIST YOU ARE!!!... Sadist.'
"OH YOU MAKE ME SO MAD!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!! I ALWAYS HATED THE FACT YOU WERE TREATED BETTER THAN ME BUT I WAS THE ONE WHO ACTUALLY MADE SOMETHING OF MYSELF!!! I'M THE ONLY SAIYAN ALIVE THAT HAD MASTERED OUR ACIENT ART OF MIND MINIPULATION BUT YOU GOT ALL THE CREDIT FOR STUFF LIKE MANAGING TO HIT DAD IN THE NOSE!!! WHAT KIND OF DERANGED LUNATIC THOUGHT THAT WAS REWARDING!!!"
'And the truth will set you free.'
"Huh?"
'Got if from one of those stupid lectures the woman throws at me once in awhile but I only hear some things I usually space out or count the ceiling tiles.'
"Oh.YOU GOT ME OFF SUBJECT DAMN YOU!!!"
'Well nah duh dip shit!! Tell me how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?'
"Hmmm let me see if a wood chuck could chuck wood then a wood chuck could chuck.HEY YOU DID IT AGAIN STOP THAT!!!"
'Now who is the smart one again um let me think oh yeah it's me!'
Well after a couple of joyous hours of sibling squabbling.
Jaeger comes down the stairs all happy and sees everyone staring at him and he just says "um we just got all caught up in old memories! Please excuse my lateness!"
Meanwhile upstairs.
@_@*; (A/N that's Vegeta conked out with swirly eyes and a bump on his head!) Poor Vegeta! I guess Jaeger had enough with his smart mouth err mind and decided to help him go to sleep.
End of chapter 3!!!!
Thanks to everyone who reviewed!!!!! Those of you who still haven't there is still time to!!!!
Now let me see what kind of question I should do now
Dixie: How about how much this fic sucked?
Stacey: How about which way I should skin you!?
0.0;;; Dixie: ummm heh heh meow?
Stacey: That's more like it!
The Question from this chappy is 'What do you think Vegeta will dream about in the next chapter.' Anything is welcome!!! I want to see creativity!!! Also if I like one of yours that you put up I'll put in my next chapter and give you the credit!!!
Well Later!!!!
Now time for the winners of the little poll I put up in last chapter
Ellis (My first reviewer!) guessed correctly!!! Yamcha was the answer!!!! Thank you Ellis for also reviewing!!!
^.^() Thank you for reviewing! And congrats for getting it right!!!
Nadia Thank you for reviewing even if you are my niece!!! You also got it right!
Dixie: oh great now I will never get some sleep because she's going to be dancing all night because of a couple reviews!!!!
Stacey: Shut-up Dixie a review is still a great thing to me especially when you're just starting to write fanfictions!
Dixie: Meow
Stacey: Oh stop it all ready I already know that you can talk!
Disclaimer: I still don't own DBZ! I had thought most assuredly that my wish would have been answered by now!!! Oh well on with the story!
Chapter 3
Friend or Foe? Hmm I'd Go For Foe!
Soon everyone after introducing themselves to Jaeger went into the lounge in the main Capsule Corp. house.
Everyone except Yamcha and Vegeta.
"Hey Vegeta!"
"What?"
"Who does that guy think he's trying to kid!!!!"
"You mean you believe me?!!!"
"Yeah that guy acts like he's up to something but he's also trying to make some moves on my girl!"
"He's already made his moves on the woman!"
"Oh shut-up and let's go inside! I want to see what he's doing with Bulma!"
'Oh great! Why dear Lord? Why must I be punished for this! Not only does my evil twin show up but the only person who believes me is that loser Yamcha and he is a regular liar especially when Bulma just caught him last weekend with some other girl! Things are not looking in my favor!'
They both go inside only to find the whole Z gang had formed a circle around a now actively talking Jaeger.
"Oh Jaeger how did you escape?" Bulma asked very concerned and gave him that teenager look that meant I'm only asking because I think you're hot. Vegeta and Yamcha both cringed both saying 'EWWWW' mentally.
"Why simple Miss Bulma! Knowing full well I was surrounded by Cooler's men and hopelessly out numbered I fought my way through! Knowing if my brother could escape Frieza I could escape Cooler! I fought handsomely and finally made my way to the space pod and took off in search of my brother! Knowing that it would bring me such joy to my heart to see my sibling again."
Before anyone could get an awe in Vegeta rudely interrupted. "That's a bunch of bull!!! I can't believe you would actually believe this trash his mouth keeps spitting out!!!"
Before anyone could yell at Vegeta, Jaeger said "Oh brother! You have come to join us have you?! Since you're here I can break out the family album with your baby pictures in them! It's sad that none of mine were able to make it but I have a whole box full of yours! I have a nice 10ft. by 30ft box filled with your pictures Vegeta! It was all I had left to remember you by when we were separated by Lord Frieza and Lord Cooler!"
"WHAT!!!! ARE YOU INSANE!!!!? MY BABY PICTURES?!!!!! YOU WOULDN'T DARE!!!*try me brother!* YOU SEE!!! DID YOU JUST HEAR WHAT HE JUST SAID TO ME!!!?"
"Ummm Vegeta are you okay? I think you're starting to hear things." Bulma asked quite concerned that her once very prideful houseguest was starting to slip slowly into madness.
*Yeah brother did we forget that I can speak with my mind into yours? Hmmm?*
"DAMN YOU GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!! I MEAN IT JAEGER YOU STOP THIS AT ONCE!!!!" *And what's big brother going to do? Surely you wouldn't attack your own brother seeing as he's now got your friends thinking he's the greatest being in the world now would you?*
"OF COURSE I WOULD!!!!"
With that said he lunged at Jaeger making Bulma, Chi Chi scream with fright and before his fist could make contact Goku caught him and dragged him upstairs with chains in hand.
"NO!!!! NOT THE CHAINS AGAIN KAKARROT!!!!! I NEED TO GET HIM AWAY FROM HERE!! HE'S UP TO NO GOOD!!!"
"Vegeta I think you need sometime alone upstairs until you feel better! You've been acting scary all day and I think you need some rest!"
While all of that had been going on Yamcha was deep in thought 'Baby pictures!? That is so cruel!!!'
"Anyone want some more tea?" asked a happy Bulma's mother who had not even noticed the almost fight between Vegeta and Jaeger.
"I hope you'll excuse him Jaeger. He hasn't been himself today." Bulma said thoroughly annoyed at Vegeta's outbursts lately.
"Miss Bulma don't be so hard on him! Space can do some terrible things to people! If you'll excuse me I'd like to go talk to him."
"Yes of course Jaeger. I think Vegeta does need someone to help calm him down." Chi Chi stated matter-of-factly
Meanwhile upstairs Goku had just left a heavily chained Vegeta on a bed gagged.
'Oh well at least I'm safe inside my mind.'
*At least I'm safe inside my mind.* (A/N I don't own spongebob either! I heard this line off of the show!!!)
0.o; 'Jaeger?'
*duh who did you think it was Freddy Krueger?*
'Who?'
*For a guy who has spent more time on Earth than me you sure aren't acquainted with Earthling movies are you?*
'No guess not and HEY GET OUT OF MY MIND YOU FREAK!!!'
"Tisk Tisk Tisk Vegeta, I thought you'd be able to keep your composure around me. Guess not seeing as you have already made everyone think you're a hysterical maniac after everything that has happened today. To think it is still just a little after lunch time! I wonder what kind of a show you'll put on during the evening. Heh heh I think even Bulma thinks you're craven mad!"
'You leave her alone you masochist! I hate you!!! Bulma better not be hurt Jaeger!!!' (A/N remember he's gagged so Jaeger is reading his mind)
"Temper temper Vegeta! Calm yourself it almost seems as if you care about the pathetic Earth girl who seems to be interested in me."
Vegeta turned a deep shade of red.
"OH you do like her! Well maybe I won't hurt her to much after all I'm here to get back at you."
'KNEW IT!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!! JAEGER WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS YOU BETTER HIGH TAIL IT OUT OF HERE!!! All right if I just move my arm to the left and get the lock within reach and.Hey stop listening retard!'
"I AM NOT A RETARD SADIST!!!"
'I'M NOT THE SADIST YOU ARE!!!... Sadist.'
"OH YOU MAKE ME SO MAD!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!! I ALWAYS HATED THE FACT YOU WERE TREATED BETTER THAN ME BUT I WAS THE ONE WHO ACTUALLY MADE SOMETHING OF MYSELF!!! I'M THE ONLY SAIYAN ALIVE THAT HAD MASTERED OUR ACIENT ART OF MIND MINIPULATION BUT YOU GOT ALL THE CREDIT FOR STUFF LIKE MANAGING TO HIT DAD IN THE NOSE!!! WHAT KIND OF DERANGED LUNATIC THOUGHT THAT WAS REWARDING!!!"
'And the truth will set you free.'
"Huh?"
'Got if from one of those stupid lectures the woman throws at me once in awhile but I only hear some things I usually space out or count the ceiling tiles.'
"Oh.YOU GOT ME OFF SUBJECT DAMN YOU!!!"
'Well nah duh dip shit!! Tell me how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?'
"Hmmm let me see if a wood chuck could chuck wood then a wood chuck could chuck.HEY YOU DID IT AGAIN STOP THAT!!!"
'Now who is the smart one again um let me think oh yeah it's me!'
Well after a couple of joyous hours of sibling squabbling.
Jaeger comes down the stairs all happy and sees everyone staring at him and he just says "um we just got all caught up in old memories! Please excuse my lateness!"
Meanwhile upstairs.
@_@*; (A/N that's Vegeta conked out with swirly eyes and a bump on his head!) Poor Vegeta! I guess Jaeger had enough with his smart mouth err mind and decided to help him go to sleep.
End of chapter 3!!!!
Thanks to everyone who reviewed!!!!! Those of you who still haven't there is still time to!!!!
Now let me see what kind of question I should do now
Dixie: How about how much this fic sucked?
Stacey: How about which way I should skin you!?
0.0;;; Dixie: ummm heh heh meow?
Stacey: That's more like it!
The Question from this chappy is 'What do you think Vegeta will dream about in the next chapter.' Anything is welcome!!! I want to see creativity!!! Also if I like one of yours that you put up I'll put in my next chapter and give you the credit!!!
Well Later!!!!