Hello People! I am very Happy right now! My three research papers have been
extended and I have two of them done! I also had two tests I couldn't study
for because of the research papers and when I got to school one teacher
moved the test to where I could study for it the other one said for us to
take the test home for an open book because she was sick and didn't want to
stay. I am very super happy!!!! I also made a B on a test from last week
that I just got back today!
Shout out to my newest reviewers!
Evildragonprincess thank you for reviewing and thanks for the encouraging words to keep writing!
Angel Tinuviel thanks for reviewing and don't worry I plan on there being a happy ending to this story and Bulma will find out but I'm not telling how it's a surprise for later chapters!
Nikki thanks for reviewing and thanks for the dream thing but you're the only one so far who wrote something for the dream question last chapter so I'm going to leave the real dream for um I think chapter 6 but you did submit a good idea! I'll put in flash backs later of things that happened in Vegeta's and Jaeger's past!
Well enough of my happy episode and on with the story.
Dixie: It's about time!
Stacey: Now don't you ruin my happy day!
Dixie: Fine I'll be nice for once
Disclaimer: I do not own if I did I would be making this fanfiction into a DBZ movie right now.
Chapter 4
Off to the Zoo!
Soon everyone had to go home to bed because it was late. Bulma showed Jaeger his room and then went to go unchain Vegeta so that he could get a nice sleep and not complain all about having backaches because of the chains so might as well release him of his confines. When she got there she saw Vegeta already asleep but with a curious big red bump on his head. She shrugged and took the chains off and covered him up.
'Awe he sure is cute! When he's not scowling, yelling, or looking like he's constantly constipated! He looks so peaceful!'
"Mmmm....Mom Jaeger did it again!!!*snore* Yeah and he also defaced your mural from planet Suru.*snore*
"My, Vegeta certainly was a tattle tale now wasn't he?"
Well after that was said Bulma went to her room to get some well needed rest. If she had stayed longer she would have heard something that would have shocked her.
"Mmmmm ...Bulma*snore* mmmmm yeah right there!" Vegeta moaned with a nose bleed starting.
The next morning Bulma and Jaeger waited happily for Vegeta to come down (A/N Oh yes Jaegers happy just wait till they tell Vegeta their plans for today and then you'll know why!!!) When he finally did Bulma jumped him with a big hug and telling him of everything that they were going to do today. *'Stupid woman it's bad enough that I had a wet dream about her and now she's hugging me and rambling'* *Oh! A wet dream? Oh due tell brother due tell* "Get out of the head Jaeger! Get out!"
*oh poo! I was so hoping for a good story!*
"OUT!!!!"
"Ummm Vegeta are you sure you're okay and feeling alright? I mean we won't go to the Zoo if you're not."
"I'M FINE WOMAN SPARE ME YOUR INSESENT JIBERISH!!!! What's a Zoo?"
"Well since I know for sure that you're okay (Jaeger stifling a chuckle in the background) we're going to the Zoo!!! The three of us!!!"
"I repeat what is a Zoo?"
"Oh it's a place people go to see exotic animals and a great picnic place!!!"
"Sorry not interested, not going, no buts, I'm staying!!!"
Bulma's once happy look was turned into a sad tear filled expression. "You don't like my idea?"
Vegeta was about to say 'of course not' but Jaeger stopped him.
*Goody a whole day with just me and a ravishing beauty whom I can take advantage of anytime, anywhere, no buts, you're going, that's final, that's it!*
'Damn you using the woman against me!'
*Hey I'm not the one who has wet dreams about her but if you're not there maybe I could get to know her a little better if you know what I mean.*
'Bastard'
*I know*
"Why are you guys just staring at each other?"
"Oh I just spaced out sorry!" Jaeger blurted out
"Yeah me to"
"So *sniff* you don't want to go?"
"Fine woman if it will appease you I'll go!" Vegeta said knowing he would later regret his decision but he couldn't let his evil twin win.
"YAY!!!! Oh this will be so fun! I want to go see the monkey exhibit!!!"
Jaeger and Vegeta stare at her blinking occasionally
"Um no pun intended guys! I really like the monkeys I swear! I wasn't making fun of you!"
They just nod and get to eating breakfast and Bulma just ran upstairs. They both looked puzzled at one another and shrugged it off. They then heard the sound of her running down the stairs.
"Hey guys! I woke up a little earlier than you guys did and went to Wal- mart for some well deserved food shopping and I ran across this outfit and I thought the both of you would look so cute in it together!"
She pulled out a couple of black muscle shirts with huge dark olive green pants and on the shirts one said Thing 1 and the other said Thing 2.
;0_o o_0; Both get big huge anime style sweat drops and fall over anime style as well.
"What's the matter guys?"
"Woman there is no way in hell I'm wearing that especially in public!" Vegeta yelled after managing to pick himself off the ground.
"Come on brother (although he was thinking the same thing but had a mission to complete) let's get into the twin spirit! It'll be fun (winces after looking at the garb he would have to wear and how he said it being fun was making him want to puke)
"There is no way we can be related if you think wearing that would be fun!"
Jaeger just gave him the 'don't give me that crap I don't want to wear just as much as you! Only though I'm being nice unlike you' Look.
Well after many hours of yelling and squabbling and Jaeger actually pinning Vegeta and putting the clothes on him with a lot of trouble they were off to the Zoo with a very grumpy Vegeta in tow.
Bulma had to admit they both looked hot and cute in human clothes and she even got them a couple of silver chained necklaces to go along with them.
When they got to the Zoo (with a lot of fussing) Bulma had to drag them both to the monkey exhibit.
Both men just stood there embarrassed that they were both wearing the same clothes as the other with thing 1 and thing 2 written across their shirts and some adults were giving them the 'Awe that's so sweet two twin brothers actually wanting to do the same as the other' look.
Also Jaeger was having a hard time with some kids who actually saw that he had a monkey tail and were constantly asking their moms why the monkey was out of its cage and what kind of a monkey it was. Jaeger had to keep reminding himself that he needed to keep his temper in check that is until a very stupid kid around the age of 10 tried to act cool and daring in front of his friends went up to Jaeger and yanked his tail really really hard.
"OWWW YOU SON OF A BITCH I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU LITTLE PUNK!!!!!" after yelling that at a now super stunned kid he grabbed the little monster and proceeded to strangle the life out of him.
"Vegeta put the poor kid down!"
"Um Bulma I'm right here."
Bulma looked and sure enough it was Vegeta with the onyx eyes instead of Jaeger with the emerald eyes that was behaving and a very mad and raging Jaeger still trying to kill the kid.
"Jaeger stop that!"
"Huh? Oh! Sorry kid don't know what came over me. heh heh (pats kid on the head) Now run along."
Bulma walks over closer to Vegeta and whispers in his ear "Vegeta is something wrong with Jaeger?"
Vegeta said "Oh nothings wrong Bulma what you just witnessed is the real Jaeger the Jaeger with the sweetness and politeness is the one that is wrong."
Jaeger pretended not to hear so he wouldn't get caught snooping. "Hey Bulma you look a little hot! May I treat you to a snow cone or some ice cream?"
Bulma looked questioningly at Jaeger "Um sure Jaeger a snow cone sounds nice."
"Great and you brother?"
"Hmm? I'll go for some chocolate ice cream."
*Muhahahahaha! Just I thought you would say brother! I brought a little flavoring to go with your ice cream to!*
"Well let me go get them! Bulma what flavor do you want for your snow cone?"
"Um blue raspberry please!"
Well Jaeger went off got a chocolate Sunday for Vegeta and a blue raspberry snow cone for Bulma and a vanilla cone for himself. Before he went back he took something that looked like a bar of chocolate and broke it of into pieces on top of Vegeta's ice cream. Then proceeded to Vegeta and Bulma with the treats.
"Here ya go! Enjoy!" Jaeger said gleefully licking at his vanilla cone.
Vegeta looked at the sundae and wondering why it he didn't get a cone but secretly ate his gleefully.
Jaeger was watching his brother with an evil glint in his eye and a smirk. Vegeta who had now just finished his ice cream looked up and saw him smirking evilly at him and just stood there shocked. 'I did not just eat something my evil twin gave me without checking it first!!!'
"What did you do to it Jaeger!?"
"Why brother whatever do you mean?"
"YOU KNOW WHAT I!!!!...*GURGLE* What the?*Gurgle* EXCUSE ME FOR AWHILE!!!" With that said Vegeta took off to the nearest restroom in the Zoo.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Jaeger was laughing so hard that he fell to the ground rolling.
"Jaeger what's so funny!..." After Bulma questioned Jaeger about what was the matter with Vegeta. She saw something fall out of Jaeger's pocket and picked it up. It looked like a candy wrapper but when she looked to see the label it said 'Coco Lax! The laxative candy bar! Caution only one square piece a day!'
"Oh My Gosh! JAEGER!? YOU GAVE VEGETA A LAXATIVE!? Jaeger how could you do that to Vegeta? All though I'll admit it was funny to see him run off like that holding his rear but still that is just plain mean!"
"Oh come on Miss Bulma! It was only a joke!" Jaeger said between his series of laughs and guffaws.
"Still a very mean one Jaeger! I don't know what has gotten into you! I thought you were here to make up for lost time with Vegeta!"
"I am! Vegeta and I always play pranks on one another! It's the best part of being brothers! Well that and giving mom and dad hell about which one of us was Vegeta and the other Jaeger! Ahh the joys of twin brotherhood!"
"I swear you sayians! I'll never understand you!!!
Well they waited for Vegeta. And they waited and they waited and waited until he finally came out 5 minutes before the Zoo closed.
When he did he didn't look so good and Bulma immediately was at his side comforting him and surprisingly he let her.
"Oh Vegeta look at you! Jaeger how could you do this to your own brother! Are you okay now Vegeta? Let's get you home before you have another spell!"
"Well it's about time you showed up brother! It's almost closing time!"
"YOU!!!.*gurgle* ugh get me home!"
"Don't worry Vegeta we'll get you home! Won't we Jaeger?! (She said it more of a demand than a question)
"Yes Madam!"
They finally got Vegeta home and got him to his room. Bulma said to Jaeger that she would help Vegeta to bed and Vegeta started to complain but she purposely stepped on his foot to shut him up. Jaeger left and Bulma helped Vegeta though he didn't want her to but didn't want his foot crushed again so kept his mouth shut.
"Vegeta?"
"What woman?"
"Is what you said about Jaeger true?"
"That he's an evil S.O.B?"
"Yeah that!"
"It is true; he's my evil twin brother always getting me in trouble so I decided to get him in trouble back! One day I got him back so good that he swore he'd get me back so good I'd never be the same. Unfortunately for him I was sent to Frieza the same day and he was sent to work for Frieza's brother Cooler. He never got his revenge until now that is!"
"Well I guess it's over since he got you with ex-lax!"
"Bulma you don't know my brother! He's not done yet!"
"Oh please Vegeta he's just playing around I don't think he would purposely try to hurt you real bad. Well good night Vegeta you'll be needing it!"
*Ding Dong Ding Dong* "Oh brother now who could that be?" Bulma inquired as she walked away to the door.
"Hey Bulma!"
"Oh hey Yamcha was up?"
"Oh just wondering if you'd like to go out and talk about this situation you've got here."
"Yamcha please! A situation? Ha that's a good one! This would only be a situation if we got both Vegeta and Jaeger near a blender! Remember what happened?" Bulma said with a giggle.
Flash back ~ It was a nice sunny day and Bulma was going to make a nice fruit juice slushy and had the blender out and ready while she went to go pick some fresh fruit from her mother's garden.
While Bulma had been picking away at some berries she heard Vegeta yelling for her to cook her some lunch and it continued like that until for one minute there was complete silence. Before Bulma could tell what had happened to make Vegeta shut-up and before she got to the door and heard the familiar whirring sound of the blender and them she heard a scream and Bulma thinking that Vegeta was stupid enough to put a finger or something down into the blender. She ran inside just in time to see that a piece of Vegeta's shirt had fallen into the blender and the blender proceeded to eat the whole shirt off of Vegeta's back and Vegeta was running around like a chicken with his head cut off. Needless to say it was funny.
Bulma finally just unplugged the blender and left Vegeta to stand there to think of what had just happened and blush beet red thinking he had been afraid of an household item.
End of Flash back~
Both Yamcha and Bulma laughed and Bulma gave up and went with Yamcha out for coffee and to talk.
Meanwhile on the stairwell Jaeger was doing the best he could to hold in his laughter as he read Bulma's flashback.
*Today's just getting better and better! Ha! Vegeta and a blender!? Who would've known! Ha!*
In another part of the house a certain someone was dead fast asleep.
"Yes I would like to be the president of your pathetic planet earthlings! I will then succeed to be King of this world! I will also take Bulma as my Queen!!! *snore*" Vegeta just kept on snoozing dreaming his fanciful dream and somewhere down the line he got another nosebleed and a very prominent happy smirk! (A/N heh Vegeta's a very naughty boy! Poor Bulma I wonder what she would do if she knew what kind of things Vegeta has her doing in his dreams! Who knows!)
End of Chapter 4!!!
What is Yamcha really going to say about the situation at Bulma's home!? Find out next chapter!!!
Okay everyone time for this chapters poll! Vegeta's dream is going to be either: Jaeger chasing him with a blender Bulma waiting for him on a bed in seductive underwear but then she switches places with Goku and it becomes a nightmare. The zoo's female gorilla breaks out and wants Vegeta to be her man Vegeta frolicking in a field of flowers only to be chased by a bunch of deer lead by Bambi All right people! Choose which one you want to see in the next chapter and I'll put the one that people want to see the most up!!! See ya!!!
Dixie: Hey! No ending with you fussing at me!?
Stacey: I'm still in my happy mood don't ruin it!
Dixie: okay I'll try not to.
Stacey: See ya later!
Shout out to my newest reviewers!
Evildragonprincess thank you for reviewing and thanks for the encouraging words to keep writing!
Angel Tinuviel thanks for reviewing and don't worry I plan on there being a happy ending to this story and Bulma will find out but I'm not telling how it's a surprise for later chapters!
Nikki thanks for reviewing and thanks for the dream thing but you're the only one so far who wrote something for the dream question last chapter so I'm going to leave the real dream for um I think chapter 6 but you did submit a good idea! I'll put in flash backs later of things that happened in Vegeta's and Jaeger's past!
Well enough of my happy episode and on with the story.
Dixie: It's about time!
Stacey: Now don't you ruin my happy day!
Dixie: Fine I'll be nice for once
Disclaimer: I do not own if I did I would be making this fanfiction into a DBZ movie right now.
Chapter 4
Off to the Zoo!
Soon everyone had to go home to bed because it was late. Bulma showed Jaeger his room and then went to go unchain Vegeta so that he could get a nice sleep and not complain all about having backaches because of the chains so might as well release him of his confines. When she got there she saw Vegeta already asleep but with a curious big red bump on his head. She shrugged and took the chains off and covered him up.
'Awe he sure is cute! When he's not scowling, yelling, or looking like he's constantly constipated! He looks so peaceful!'
"Mmmm....Mom Jaeger did it again!!!*snore* Yeah and he also defaced your mural from planet Suru.*snore*
"My, Vegeta certainly was a tattle tale now wasn't he?"
Well after that was said Bulma went to her room to get some well needed rest. If she had stayed longer she would have heard something that would have shocked her.
"Mmmmm ...Bulma*snore* mmmmm yeah right there!" Vegeta moaned with a nose bleed starting.
The next morning Bulma and Jaeger waited happily for Vegeta to come down (A/N Oh yes Jaegers happy just wait till they tell Vegeta their plans for today and then you'll know why!!!) When he finally did Bulma jumped him with a big hug and telling him of everything that they were going to do today. *'Stupid woman it's bad enough that I had a wet dream about her and now she's hugging me and rambling'* *Oh! A wet dream? Oh due tell brother due tell* "Get out of the head Jaeger! Get out!"
*oh poo! I was so hoping for a good story!*
"OUT!!!!"
"Ummm Vegeta are you sure you're okay and feeling alright? I mean we won't go to the Zoo if you're not."
"I'M FINE WOMAN SPARE ME YOUR INSESENT JIBERISH!!!! What's a Zoo?"
"Well since I know for sure that you're okay (Jaeger stifling a chuckle in the background) we're going to the Zoo!!! The three of us!!!"
"I repeat what is a Zoo?"
"Oh it's a place people go to see exotic animals and a great picnic place!!!"
"Sorry not interested, not going, no buts, I'm staying!!!"
Bulma's once happy look was turned into a sad tear filled expression. "You don't like my idea?"
Vegeta was about to say 'of course not' but Jaeger stopped him.
*Goody a whole day with just me and a ravishing beauty whom I can take advantage of anytime, anywhere, no buts, you're going, that's final, that's it!*
'Damn you using the woman against me!'
*Hey I'm not the one who has wet dreams about her but if you're not there maybe I could get to know her a little better if you know what I mean.*
'Bastard'
*I know*
"Why are you guys just staring at each other?"
"Oh I just spaced out sorry!" Jaeger blurted out
"Yeah me to"
"So *sniff* you don't want to go?"
"Fine woman if it will appease you I'll go!" Vegeta said knowing he would later regret his decision but he couldn't let his evil twin win.
"YAY!!!! Oh this will be so fun! I want to go see the monkey exhibit!!!"
Jaeger and Vegeta stare at her blinking occasionally
"Um no pun intended guys! I really like the monkeys I swear! I wasn't making fun of you!"
They just nod and get to eating breakfast and Bulma just ran upstairs. They both looked puzzled at one another and shrugged it off. They then heard the sound of her running down the stairs.
"Hey guys! I woke up a little earlier than you guys did and went to Wal- mart for some well deserved food shopping and I ran across this outfit and I thought the both of you would look so cute in it together!"
She pulled out a couple of black muscle shirts with huge dark olive green pants and on the shirts one said Thing 1 and the other said Thing 2.
;0_o o_0; Both get big huge anime style sweat drops and fall over anime style as well.
"What's the matter guys?"
"Woman there is no way in hell I'm wearing that especially in public!" Vegeta yelled after managing to pick himself off the ground.
"Come on brother (although he was thinking the same thing but had a mission to complete) let's get into the twin spirit! It'll be fun (winces after looking at the garb he would have to wear and how he said it being fun was making him want to puke)
"There is no way we can be related if you think wearing that would be fun!"
Jaeger just gave him the 'don't give me that crap I don't want to wear just as much as you! Only though I'm being nice unlike you' Look.
Well after many hours of yelling and squabbling and Jaeger actually pinning Vegeta and putting the clothes on him with a lot of trouble they were off to the Zoo with a very grumpy Vegeta in tow.
Bulma had to admit they both looked hot and cute in human clothes and she even got them a couple of silver chained necklaces to go along with them.
When they got to the Zoo (with a lot of fussing) Bulma had to drag them both to the monkey exhibit.
Both men just stood there embarrassed that they were both wearing the same clothes as the other with thing 1 and thing 2 written across their shirts and some adults were giving them the 'Awe that's so sweet two twin brothers actually wanting to do the same as the other' look.
Also Jaeger was having a hard time with some kids who actually saw that he had a monkey tail and were constantly asking their moms why the monkey was out of its cage and what kind of a monkey it was. Jaeger had to keep reminding himself that he needed to keep his temper in check that is until a very stupid kid around the age of 10 tried to act cool and daring in front of his friends went up to Jaeger and yanked his tail really really hard.
"OWWW YOU SON OF A BITCH I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU LITTLE PUNK!!!!!" after yelling that at a now super stunned kid he grabbed the little monster and proceeded to strangle the life out of him.
"Vegeta put the poor kid down!"
"Um Bulma I'm right here."
Bulma looked and sure enough it was Vegeta with the onyx eyes instead of Jaeger with the emerald eyes that was behaving and a very mad and raging Jaeger still trying to kill the kid.
"Jaeger stop that!"
"Huh? Oh! Sorry kid don't know what came over me. heh heh (pats kid on the head) Now run along."
Bulma walks over closer to Vegeta and whispers in his ear "Vegeta is something wrong with Jaeger?"
Vegeta said "Oh nothings wrong Bulma what you just witnessed is the real Jaeger the Jaeger with the sweetness and politeness is the one that is wrong."
Jaeger pretended not to hear so he wouldn't get caught snooping. "Hey Bulma you look a little hot! May I treat you to a snow cone or some ice cream?"
Bulma looked questioningly at Jaeger "Um sure Jaeger a snow cone sounds nice."
"Great and you brother?"
"Hmm? I'll go for some chocolate ice cream."
*Muhahahahaha! Just I thought you would say brother! I brought a little flavoring to go with your ice cream to!*
"Well let me go get them! Bulma what flavor do you want for your snow cone?"
"Um blue raspberry please!"
Well Jaeger went off got a chocolate Sunday for Vegeta and a blue raspberry snow cone for Bulma and a vanilla cone for himself. Before he went back he took something that looked like a bar of chocolate and broke it of into pieces on top of Vegeta's ice cream. Then proceeded to Vegeta and Bulma with the treats.
"Here ya go! Enjoy!" Jaeger said gleefully licking at his vanilla cone.
Vegeta looked at the sundae and wondering why it he didn't get a cone but secretly ate his gleefully.
Jaeger was watching his brother with an evil glint in his eye and a smirk. Vegeta who had now just finished his ice cream looked up and saw him smirking evilly at him and just stood there shocked. 'I did not just eat something my evil twin gave me without checking it first!!!'
"What did you do to it Jaeger!?"
"Why brother whatever do you mean?"
"YOU KNOW WHAT I!!!!...*GURGLE* What the?*Gurgle* EXCUSE ME FOR AWHILE!!!" With that said Vegeta took off to the nearest restroom in the Zoo.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Jaeger was laughing so hard that he fell to the ground rolling.
"Jaeger what's so funny!..." After Bulma questioned Jaeger about what was the matter with Vegeta. She saw something fall out of Jaeger's pocket and picked it up. It looked like a candy wrapper but when she looked to see the label it said 'Coco Lax! The laxative candy bar! Caution only one square piece a day!'
"Oh My Gosh! JAEGER!? YOU GAVE VEGETA A LAXATIVE!? Jaeger how could you do that to Vegeta? All though I'll admit it was funny to see him run off like that holding his rear but still that is just plain mean!"
"Oh come on Miss Bulma! It was only a joke!" Jaeger said between his series of laughs and guffaws.
"Still a very mean one Jaeger! I don't know what has gotten into you! I thought you were here to make up for lost time with Vegeta!"
"I am! Vegeta and I always play pranks on one another! It's the best part of being brothers! Well that and giving mom and dad hell about which one of us was Vegeta and the other Jaeger! Ahh the joys of twin brotherhood!"
"I swear you sayians! I'll never understand you!!!
Well they waited for Vegeta. And they waited and they waited and waited until he finally came out 5 minutes before the Zoo closed.
When he did he didn't look so good and Bulma immediately was at his side comforting him and surprisingly he let her.
"Oh Vegeta look at you! Jaeger how could you do this to your own brother! Are you okay now Vegeta? Let's get you home before you have another spell!"
"Well it's about time you showed up brother! It's almost closing time!"
"YOU!!!.*gurgle* ugh get me home!"
"Don't worry Vegeta we'll get you home! Won't we Jaeger?! (She said it more of a demand than a question)
"Yes Madam!"
They finally got Vegeta home and got him to his room. Bulma said to Jaeger that she would help Vegeta to bed and Vegeta started to complain but she purposely stepped on his foot to shut him up. Jaeger left and Bulma helped Vegeta though he didn't want her to but didn't want his foot crushed again so kept his mouth shut.
"Vegeta?"
"What woman?"
"Is what you said about Jaeger true?"
"That he's an evil S.O.B?"
"Yeah that!"
"It is true; he's my evil twin brother always getting me in trouble so I decided to get him in trouble back! One day I got him back so good that he swore he'd get me back so good I'd never be the same. Unfortunately for him I was sent to Frieza the same day and he was sent to work for Frieza's brother Cooler. He never got his revenge until now that is!"
"Well I guess it's over since he got you with ex-lax!"
"Bulma you don't know my brother! He's not done yet!"
"Oh please Vegeta he's just playing around I don't think he would purposely try to hurt you real bad. Well good night Vegeta you'll be needing it!"
*Ding Dong Ding Dong* "Oh brother now who could that be?" Bulma inquired as she walked away to the door.
"Hey Bulma!"
"Oh hey Yamcha was up?"
"Oh just wondering if you'd like to go out and talk about this situation you've got here."
"Yamcha please! A situation? Ha that's a good one! This would only be a situation if we got both Vegeta and Jaeger near a blender! Remember what happened?" Bulma said with a giggle.
Flash back ~ It was a nice sunny day and Bulma was going to make a nice fruit juice slushy and had the blender out and ready while she went to go pick some fresh fruit from her mother's garden.
While Bulma had been picking away at some berries she heard Vegeta yelling for her to cook her some lunch and it continued like that until for one minute there was complete silence. Before Bulma could tell what had happened to make Vegeta shut-up and before she got to the door and heard the familiar whirring sound of the blender and them she heard a scream and Bulma thinking that Vegeta was stupid enough to put a finger or something down into the blender. She ran inside just in time to see that a piece of Vegeta's shirt had fallen into the blender and the blender proceeded to eat the whole shirt off of Vegeta's back and Vegeta was running around like a chicken with his head cut off. Needless to say it was funny.
Bulma finally just unplugged the blender and left Vegeta to stand there to think of what had just happened and blush beet red thinking he had been afraid of an household item.
End of Flash back~
Both Yamcha and Bulma laughed and Bulma gave up and went with Yamcha out for coffee and to talk.
Meanwhile on the stairwell Jaeger was doing the best he could to hold in his laughter as he read Bulma's flashback.
*Today's just getting better and better! Ha! Vegeta and a blender!? Who would've known! Ha!*
In another part of the house a certain someone was dead fast asleep.
"Yes I would like to be the president of your pathetic planet earthlings! I will then succeed to be King of this world! I will also take Bulma as my Queen!!! *snore*" Vegeta just kept on snoozing dreaming his fanciful dream and somewhere down the line he got another nosebleed and a very prominent happy smirk! (A/N heh Vegeta's a very naughty boy! Poor Bulma I wonder what she would do if she knew what kind of things Vegeta has her doing in his dreams! Who knows!)
End of Chapter 4!!!
What is Yamcha really going to say about the situation at Bulma's home!? Find out next chapter!!!
Okay everyone time for this chapters poll! Vegeta's dream is going to be either: Jaeger chasing him with a blender Bulma waiting for him on a bed in seductive underwear but then she switches places with Goku and it becomes a nightmare. The zoo's female gorilla breaks out and wants Vegeta to be her man Vegeta frolicking in a field of flowers only to be chased by a bunch of deer lead by Bambi All right people! Choose which one you want to see in the next chapter and I'll put the one that people want to see the most up!!! See ya!!!
Dixie: Hey! No ending with you fussing at me!?
Stacey: I'm still in my happy mood don't ruin it!
Dixie: okay I'll try not to.
Stacey: See ya later!