Hello All!!! I'm tired I'm in school and its 6:00pm!!! I hate this stupid
afternoon class!!! Anyway sorry it took me so long I had this chapter all
written down and ready to go and when I uploaded it well lets just say it
left the middle out and it would have left my readers very confused! So
it's been kind of rough lately for me staying up in the hospital with my
aunt so she doesn't get out of bed and hurt herself worse and I didn't get
a chance to rewrite it so it would upload correctly. I also just realized
what the rating was on my fic and it's supposed to be pg-13 because of
adult language and a little bit of adult situations but I'm to lazy to
change it who knows I might make it into a R fic but not now.
Well enough rambling and on with the new chapter!!!
Regi (My best guy friend): Heh a little grumpy aren't we Stacey?
Stacey: Oh go soak your head in a toilet!
Regi: Hey!!!
Stacey: On with the story and no Dixie isn't here seeing as pets aren't allowed at school.
Regi: Humph
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ if I did I would be making this into a movie.
Chapter 5
Two Little Monkeys Fighting On a Bed
Both Fell Off and Bumped Their Heads.
Next morning Jaeger was up and about wondering what he should do to torment his brother. He wound up thinking it would be great to give a few little night terrors to see if he would be too afraid to go back to sleep. Also it would also be pure enjoyment to watch his reactions in his dreams or ahem nightmares.
*Maybe I could do something with a blender in his next dream!* he snickered as he crept of to the kitchen and saw Bulma was already in there fixing breakfast for everyone except for Vegeta who was still trying to sleep off Jaegers prank from yesterday.
Well as he was waiting for his breakfast Jaeger decided to put his mind powers to work by tormenting Vegeta in his dreams.
Vegeta's Dream
It was a nice sunny day and Vegeta was in a big huge field of flowers and was going to pick some for bulma and then relax and take a nap. Then all of
a sudden a huge rustling sound was made and he jumped up expecting some fierce predator ready to strike him. What he saw instead was a cute little
deer and he had seen this deer before. 'Isn't that deer that Bamboo, Bambini, oh wait it's Bambi from that stupid Disney movie that Bulma got so teary eyed over?' Well Bambi came over to him and ate the flowers he had just picked especially for Bulma and walked off to the forest but before he disappeared into the woods Vegeta shot a miniature Ki blast at Bambi as a
warning not to eat people's flowers. Then in a sudden rush there was a stampede of deer and in the lead was Bambi and they were going top speed at
Vegeta "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" was all that was heard throughout the forest and field
as Vegeta fled from the stampede and no matter what he did they were relentless and soon as he killed one another would pop out of nowhere. He
then ran into a zoo and all the deer stopped at the gate and Bambi just
stood there and flipped him off. "Did that Bimbo I mean Bambi just flip me off? And he's from a children's movie? BAD BAMBI!!! IF ONLY YOUR FANS COULD SEE YOU NOW HUH!!? THEY'LL BE ALL SAD THAT THEIR CUTE LITTLE FRIEND IS ACTUALLY A FREAK WITH ANTLERS AND
DECIDE TO HAVE SOME DEER BURGERS THAT'S WHAT!!!"
Then all of a sudden as quickly as the deer had come they were gone.
"Humph I guess I took care of them!" Vegeta then realized not only that he was back at the Zoo but he was in a cage and not alone either. A huge female Gorilla was sitting right next to him and was batting her eyes at him. He looked around to see if she could be possibly looking at someone else but he then saw his tail and then he looked back at the Gorilla that was now showing him a toothy sly grin and
still batting her eyelashes at him. "Um heh heh um nice gorilla lady um does gorilla want a banana?" she comes
closer to him "Um hey! I'm not a banana!! Stop looking at me like that I mean that's the same look Bulma gives me in my dreams and.oh crap no! I'm rally sorry but I'm not of the same species and I'm a lousy lover! I swear! Stay back I'm
warning you!" He turns around and sees an open door to the cage and bolts to it and slams
the door behind him and yells
"I'd just end up hurting you!"
To a very hurt looking gorilla Vegeta just keeps on running and running and then he realizes he's in the
woods again and there's Bambi waiting and smirking at him. Bambi then
charges at Vegeta aiming at that special place right below the belt.
"NOOOOOOO!!!"
"NOOOOOOO!!!" Vegeta screamed now wide awake. He heard someone running up the stairs and then a slight curse when he heard a slight thump and a crash and then running down the hall to his room.
"VEGETA ARE YOU OKAY!?" Bulma said completely out of breath. What she saw was somewhat funny seeing as Vegeta was all tangled up at the foot of the bed and looked like he was holding his crotch. "Vegeta? Hello Earth to Vegeta! You okay?"
He looks at her horrified and then jumps on her to where it looks like she has him cradled in her arms and of course Bulma is shocked by his actions but before she can get a word in edge wise He starts rambling on about what apparently happened to make him act this way.
"Oh Bulma it was so horrible!!! I was in a field of flowers and then all of a sudden Bambi ate my flowers I picked for you and when I taught him a lesson Him and all his deer friends start charging after me and I ran into the zoo and in a cage and you'll never believe it but Bambi flipped me off!!! Then this female gorilla thought I was hot and was making moves on me and I kept trying to tell her I wasn't her type and she just kept on flirting with me and then I managed to escape only to run into Bambi and his deer thugs and they were going for my crotch and that's when I woke up."
Bulma just stared at him and blinked a couple of times and then busted out laughing at him. Vegeta then realized he was in his briefs in Bulma's arms and was just telling her something totally embarrassing and he could be heavily black mailed for later. Bulma on the other hand was laughing at what he had said that he dreamed about but something caught her interest.
"Vegeta?"
"What woman!?" Vegeta said getting up and trying to make the situation less embarrassing by at least putting on some pants.
"You said that in your dream that Bambi *giggle* ate the flowers you picked for me. Now I wonder what that is supposed to mean hmm maybe you like me." She looked at him slyly.
0_o; "Um no not really no!" Vegeta said talking in that same denial voice that he used when he declared he didn't know Jaeger was coming.
"Vegeta do you like me?" She said in a sly yet seductive voice.
0__0;;;;; "No of course I don't! You're a hideous old hag! Why would I like you!?"
Bulma got all teary eyed again and ran out of the room. Before Vegeta could go after her to say he was sorry Jaeger appeared at his door.
"Gee brother not really a ladies man are you?"
"Oh like you could do better than me when it comes to picking up girls?"
"You bet your gorilla loving ass!"
"GORILLA!!!? IT WAS YOU?!! WHY YOU!!!" Before Vegeta lunged at Jaeger. Jaeger held his hand up saying
"Brother we shall see who the better lover is and I'll even challenge you to a wager! Do you except my challenge?" Jaeger said slyly
"You bet big chief brown bottom!" Vegeta said with a smirk
"IT WAS A CHILDHOOD ACCIDENT!!! IF YOU HADN'T STAYED IN THE BATHROOM FOR THE PURE FUN OF KNOWING I HAD TO GO BAD AND WAS SUFFERING IT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED!! IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT MR. SNOOKYWOOKUMS!!!"
"HOW DARE YOU USE MOM'S PET NAME FOR ME AGAINST ME!!! MR. PUDDEMBEAR!!!"
"NOW WHO'S USING THE PET NAMES?!!!"
"Okay Jaeger now what was the challenge huh?"
"Alright the first one to seduce and butter up a female of my choice into bed is the winner and don't give me that look you don't have to do anything but have her wanting to go to bed with you and you must have picture proof. To make it a little harder we shall have to seduce the same woman so that she'll have to prefer one over the other."
"Get on with it! Who are we going to seduce already!!!"
"Why Miss Bulma of course." Jaeger said as Vegeta's once proud smirk slowly morphed into one of total shock.
"Why dear brother what is the matter?"
"I don't want to go through with this Jaeger! I don't want Bulma hurt!"
"Oh please there you go again oh please Jaeger spare my girlfriend routine I mean come on Vegeta she is very easy on the eyes don't you think? Hmm I wouldn't mind bedding that one myself!"
"That's it!!!" With that said Vegeta lunged at Jaeger and tackled him on his bed and commenced to beat the tar out of him but Jaeger started to come out of his surprise and was starting to fight back. To bad for them both they were pretty much even.
They continued like this until Bulma could hear them and she ran to stop them but all she had to do was step outside her door and saw Vegeta and Jaeger on Vegeta's bed out in the middle of the hall with both of them fighting on and around the bed at the same time and before Bulma could warn them they both leaped at each other and went over the side railing when they crashed into each other and fell to the first level of Bulma's house. Bulma was still curious about how with all that roughhousing they managed to drag Vegeta's bed out into the hall.
Bulma ran down the steps to see both of them holding their heads and had some signs of tears in their eyes.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I guess you two will be okay seeing as you guys landed on your heads!"
__ "Shut-up!!!" They both yelled and later Bulma fixed them up with a band aid and made them settle down and watch T.V. they both sat there grumpily and gave each other a glare a time or two with a pout.
'They are so cute! They almost act exactly alike as much as they look alike! That pout is so cute to! They look like a couple of kids in timeout!' With that thought she giggled only to have them turn their heads and look at her curiously. She waved at them and proceeded to go upstairs to her room to have a nice relaxing bath since it was almost noon and them go and fix lunch for the sure to be very hungry gentlemen.
Bulma then remembered the conversation she had last night with Yamcha
Flashback~
"Bulma listen the new guy is bad news! Listen to Vegeta for once because he's right! Jaeger has got one of those evil vibes coming from him when Vegeta albeit still has an evil vibe here and there but at least we know he's on our side. Think of it Bulma when has he lied about something to you?"
"Well Yamcha there was the time he was in my room and he was holding one of my bra's and said that he was lost and didn't know whose room it was until he went through the drawers. The time you called and he picked up and I asked him who it was and he said it was an Eskimo wanting to know if we had a heater he could borrow. Not to mention he lied when he said he didn't know it was Jaeger who was coming here. And."
"Alright I get the point! Vegeta is a frequent liar but I believe him this time! All those other times he had been joking around but this is serious Bulma! You could get hurt and bad!"
"Yamcha we're no longer a couple so you shouldn't be jealous of another man wanting to flirt me! Flirting is completely harmless!"
"Unless you flirt with the devil himself!!! I'm doing this for your safety Bulma! Not from jealousy! At first it was but then I realized what a sleaze ball he is! He is just too nice! Remember Bulma he's a Sayian and you've seen Nappa and Vegeta when they first arrived! Nice wasn't in their vocabulary if you know what I mean! If the prince and the commanding officer of all the Sayians acts like a complete ass to everyone! They would never be nice yet Jaeger is nice but he's just pouring it on! He's up to something Bulma and I just want you to be careful and to look out for yourself. If he does anything suspicious you notify any of us and Vegeta we will make sure he doesn't do anything else!"
"Oh please Yamcha! Jaeger is here to spend time with his brother albeit a very awkward relationship they have but that's what he said he was here for so I believe him."
"What do you mean awkward?"
"Well Jaeger did slip Vegeta some chocolate flavored laxative on his ice cream and told me he was just fooling around and that is what they always did. So I guess they will be playing pranks on one another."
"See Bulma! That guy is a creep! I bet you anything those baby pictures he's got of Vegeta will really show Vegeta no mercy!"
"Baby pictures? Oh please!"
"Baby pictures are cruel Bulma!!! They are there to torment us when we are teenagers and haunt us when we have a date over and mother brings out the album! It's cruelty in its most devious form!!!"
"Oh please Yamcha give it a rest! Until you and Vegeta calm down and see that there is nothing evil about Jaeger I don't want to even hear a word of it! I'll be going now Jaeger will want his supper and mom's out with dad this evening."
"What about Vegeta?"
1)he's asleep, 2)he just had a bunch of laxative make its way in his system. 3)he'd be happier if I didn't even mention food right now. So see ya Yamcha and remember Jaeger's a good man he won't do a thing!"
End of Flashback~
Bulma was slowly falling asleep until a large crash and she jumped out of the tub to see what was the matter. She ran out to see Vegeta and Jaeger at it again fussing and fighting only though it looked a little more rough than simple horseplay.
"You guys what are you doing?!"
They both turned and looked but the look of rage they had slowly turned to one of embarrassment and they quickly covered their eyes and turned around with their faces flushed.
"What's the matter?"
"Bulma did you misplace your towel?" Vegeta said with a huge anime sweat drop formed on both Vegeta and Jaegers heads.
"Huh?" She looked down and saw she was completely naked and had forgotten to get her towel when she went to go see what the noise was about.
"ACK!!!" She yelled as she ran to her room.
Leaving both men to just stare embarrassingly at the wall ahead. When they heard the door slam they both looked at one another and they almost smirked. Jaeger said
"We should make more noise more often when she's taking a bath!"
"For once I agree." Vegeta smirked now finally having enough of a view of Bulma to fuel a lot of wet dreams for future use.
For the rest of the day Bulma avoided Vegeta and Jaeger and they both avoided her seeing as they didn't want to see the other to soon after the embarrassing moment they had.
Later that night Vegeta did a happy dance he was sure he was going to have a very naughty dream. For once he was happy to go to sleep and praying he had no more night terrors like the Bambi/Gorilla nightmare but opted for a Bulma wet dream instead.
This one time Jaeger let him after all he was to busy with his own visions on how to win Bulma and leave Vegeta in the dust.
End of chapter 5!!!
So what so ya think?
Regi: I wanna so a poll or a question!!! Can I huh can I?!!!!
Stacey: um Regi you know I just remembered that you don't go to college and you have a job so what are you doing here in my class?
Regi: 0.0; um I don't know what you mean Stacey! OH look at the time must be going see ya!
Stacey: *watches him run out the door* Oh well I swear I'll never understand that man. Well readers I don't feel like giving ya a question at the end of this chapter. I also want to thank Regi for giving me some ideas for this chappy and the next!!! So give him a round of applause!
Laters!!!
Well enough rambling and on with the new chapter!!!
Regi (My best guy friend): Heh a little grumpy aren't we Stacey?
Stacey: Oh go soak your head in a toilet!
Regi: Hey!!!
Stacey: On with the story and no Dixie isn't here seeing as pets aren't allowed at school.
Regi: Humph
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ if I did I would be making this into a movie.
Chapter 5
Two Little Monkeys Fighting On a Bed
Both Fell Off and Bumped Their Heads.
Next morning Jaeger was up and about wondering what he should do to torment his brother. He wound up thinking it would be great to give a few little night terrors to see if he would be too afraid to go back to sleep. Also it would also be pure enjoyment to watch his reactions in his dreams or ahem nightmares.
*Maybe I could do something with a blender in his next dream!* he snickered as he crept of to the kitchen and saw Bulma was already in there fixing breakfast for everyone except for Vegeta who was still trying to sleep off Jaegers prank from yesterday.
Well as he was waiting for his breakfast Jaeger decided to put his mind powers to work by tormenting Vegeta in his dreams.
Vegeta's Dream
It was a nice sunny day and Vegeta was in a big huge field of flowers and was going to pick some for bulma and then relax and take a nap. Then all of
a sudden a huge rustling sound was made and he jumped up expecting some fierce predator ready to strike him. What he saw instead was a cute little
deer and he had seen this deer before. 'Isn't that deer that Bamboo, Bambini, oh wait it's Bambi from that stupid Disney movie that Bulma got so teary eyed over?' Well Bambi came over to him and ate the flowers he had just picked especially for Bulma and walked off to the forest but before he disappeared into the woods Vegeta shot a miniature Ki blast at Bambi as a
warning not to eat people's flowers. Then in a sudden rush there was a stampede of deer and in the lead was Bambi and they were going top speed at
Vegeta "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" was all that was heard throughout the forest and field
as Vegeta fled from the stampede and no matter what he did they were relentless and soon as he killed one another would pop out of nowhere. He
then ran into a zoo and all the deer stopped at the gate and Bambi just
stood there and flipped him off. "Did that Bimbo I mean Bambi just flip me off? And he's from a children's movie? BAD BAMBI!!! IF ONLY YOUR FANS COULD SEE YOU NOW HUH!!? THEY'LL BE ALL SAD THAT THEIR CUTE LITTLE FRIEND IS ACTUALLY A FREAK WITH ANTLERS AND
DECIDE TO HAVE SOME DEER BURGERS THAT'S WHAT!!!"
Then all of a sudden as quickly as the deer had come they were gone.
"Humph I guess I took care of them!" Vegeta then realized not only that he was back at the Zoo but he was in a cage and not alone either. A huge female Gorilla was sitting right next to him and was batting her eyes at him. He looked around to see if she could be possibly looking at someone else but he then saw his tail and then he looked back at the Gorilla that was now showing him a toothy sly grin and
still batting her eyelashes at him. "Um heh heh um nice gorilla lady um does gorilla want a banana?" she comes
closer to him "Um hey! I'm not a banana!! Stop looking at me like that I mean that's the same look Bulma gives me in my dreams and.oh crap no! I'm rally sorry but I'm not of the same species and I'm a lousy lover! I swear! Stay back I'm
warning you!" He turns around and sees an open door to the cage and bolts to it and slams
the door behind him and yells
"I'd just end up hurting you!"
To a very hurt looking gorilla Vegeta just keeps on running and running and then he realizes he's in the
woods again and there's Bambi waiting and smirking at him. Bambi then
charges at Vegeta aiming at that special place right below the belt.
"NOOOOOOO!!!"
"NOOOOOOO!!!" Vegeta screamed now wide awake. He heard someone running up the stairs and then a slight curse when he heard a slight thump and a crash and then running down the hall to his room.
"VEGETA ARE YOU OKAY!?" Bulma said completely out of breath. What she saw was somewhat funny seeing as Vegeta was all tangled up at the foot of the bed and looked like he was holding his crotch. "Vegeta? Hello Earth to Vegeta! You okay?"
He looks at her horrified and then jumps on her to where it looks like she has him cradled in her arms and of course Bulma is shocked by his actions but before she can get a word in edge wise He starts rambling on about what apparently happened to make him act this way.
"Oh Bulma it was so horrible!!! I was in a field of flowers and then all of a sudden Bambi ate my flowers I picked for you and when I taught him a lesson Him and all his deer friends start charging after me and I ran into the zoo and in a cage and you'll never believe it but Bambi flipped me off!!! Then this female gorilla thought I was hot and was making moves on me and I kept trying to tell her I wasn't her type and she just kept on flirting with me and then I managed to escape only to run into Bambi and his deer thugs and they were going for my crotch and that's when I woke up."
Bulma just stared at him and blinked a couple of times and then busted out laughing at him. Vegeta then realized he was in his briefs in Bulma's arms and was just telling her something totally embarrassing and he could be heavily black mailed for later. Bulma on the other hand was laughing at what he had said that he dreamed about but something caught her interest.
"Vegeta?"
"What woman!?" Vegeta said getting up and trying to make the situation less embarrassing by at least putting on some pants.
"You said that in your dream that Bambi *giggle* ate the flowers you picked for me. Now I wonder what that is supposed to mean hmm maybe you like me." She looked at him slyly.
0_o; "Um no not really no!" Vegeta said talking in that same denial voice that he used when he declared he didn't know Jaeger was coming.
"Vegeta do you like me?" She said in a sly yet seductive voice.
0__0;;;;; "No of course I don't! You're a hideous old hag! Why would I like you!?"
Bulma got all teary eyed again and ran out of the room. Before Vegeta could go after her to say he was sorry Jaeger appeared at his door.
"Gee brother not really a ladies man are you?"
"Oh like you could do better than me when it comes to picking up girls?"
"You bet your gorilla loving ass!"
"GORILLA!!!? IT WAS YOU?!! WHY YOU!!!" Before Vegeta lunged at Jaeger. Jaeger held his hand up saying
"Brother we shall see who the better lover is and I'll even challenge you to a wager! Do you except my challenge?" Jaeger said slyly
"You bet big chief brown bottom!" Vegeta said with a smirk
"IT WAS A CHILDHOOD ACCIDENT!!! IF YOU HADN'T STAYED IN THE BATHROOM FOR THE PURE FUN OF KNOWING I HAD TO GO BAD AND WAS SUFFERING IT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED!! IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT MR. SNOOKYWOOKUMS!!!"
"HOW DARE YOU USE MOM'S PET NAME FOR ME AGAINST ME!!! MR. PUDDEMBEAR!!!"
"NOW WHO'S USING THE PET NAMES?!!!"
"Okay Jaeger now what was the challenge huh?"
"Alright the first one to seduce and butter up a female of my choice into bed is the winner and don't give me that look you don't have to do anything but have her wanting to go to bed with you and you must have picture proof. To make it a little harder we shall have to seduce the same woman so that she'll have to prefer one over the other."
"Get on with it! Who are we going to seduce already!!!"
"Why Miss Bulma of course." Jaeger said as Vegeta's once proud smirk slowly morphed into one of total shock.
"Why dear brother what is the matter?"
"I don't want to go through with this Jaeger! I don't want Bulma hurt!"
"Oh please there you go again oh please Jaeger spare my girlfriend routine I mean come on Vegeta she is very easy on the eyes don't you think? Hmm I wouldn't mind bedding that one myself!"
"That's it!!!" With that said Vegeta lunged at Jaeger and tackled him on his bed and commenced to beat the tar out of him but Jaeger started to come out of his surprise and was starting to fight back. To bad for them both they were pretty much even.
They continued like this until Bulma could hear them and she ran to stop them but all she had to do was step outside her door and saw Vegeta and Jaeger on Vegeta's bed out in the middle of the hall with both of them fighting on and around the bed at the same time and before Bulma could warn them they both leaped at each other and went over the side railing when they crashed into each other and fell to the first level of Bulma's house. Bulma was still curious about how with all that roughhousing they managed to drag Vegeta's bed out into the hall.
Bulma ran down the steps to see both of them holding their heads and had some signs of tears in their eyes.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I guess you two will be okay seeing as you guys landed on your heads!"
__ "Shut-up!!!" They both yelled and later Bulma fixed them up with a band aid and made them settle down and watch T.V. they both sat there grumpily and gave each other a glare a time or two with a pout.
'They are so cute! They almost act exactly alike as much as they look alike! That pout is so cute to! They look like a couple of kids in timeout!' With that thought she giggled only to have them turn their heads and look at her curiously. She waved at them and proceeded to go upstairs to her room to have a nice relaxing bath since it was almost noon and them go and fix lunch for the sure to be very hungry gentlemen.
Bulma then remembered the conversation she had last night with Yamcha
Flashback~
"Bulma listen the new guy is bad news! Listen to Vegeta for once because he's right! Jaeger has got one of those evil vibes coming from him when Vegeta albeit still has an evil vibe here and there but at least we know he's on our side. Think of it Bulma when has he lied about something to you?"
"Well Yamcha there was the time he was in my room and he was holding one of my bra's and said that he was lost and didn't know whose room it was until he went through the drawers. The time you called and he picked up and I asked him who it was and he said it was an Eskimo wanting to know if we had a heater he could borrow. Not to mention he lied when he said he didn't know it was Jaeger who was coming here. And."
"Alright I get the point! Vegeta is a frequent liar but I believe him this time! All those other times he had been joking around but this is serious Bulma! You could get hurt and bad!"
"Yamcha we're no longer a couple so you shouldn't be jealous of another man wanting to flirt me! Flirting is completely harmless!"
"Unless you flirt with the devil himself!!! I'm doing this for your safety Bulma! Not from jealousy! At first it was but then I realized what a sleaze ball he is! He is just too nice! Remember Bulma he's a Sayian and you've seen Nappa and Vegeta when they first arrived! Nice wasn't in their vocabulary if you know what I mean! If the prince and the commanding officer of all the Sayians acts like a complete ass to everyone! They would never be nice yet Jaeger is nice but he's just pouring it on! He's up to something Bulma and I just want you to be careful and to look out for yourself. If he does anything suspicious you notify any of us and Vegeta we will make sure he doesn't do anything else!"
"Oh please Yamcha! Jaeger is here to spend time with his brother albeit a very awkward relationship they have but that's what he said he was here for so I believe him."
"What do you mean awkward?"
"Well Jaeger did slip Vegeta some chocolate flavored laxative on his ice cream and told me he was just fooling around and that is what they always did. So I guess they will be playing pranks on one another."
"See Bulma! That guy is a creep! I bet you anything those baby pictures he's got of Vegeta will really show Vegeta no mercy!"
"Baby pictures? Oh please!"
"Baby pictures are cruel Bulma!!! They are there to torment us when we are teenagers and haunt us when we have a date over and mother brings out the album! It's cruelty in its most devious form!!!"
"Oh please Yamcha give it a rest! Until you and Vegeta calm down and see that there is nothing evil about Jaeger I don't want to even hear a word of it! I'll be going now Jaeger will want his supper and mom's out with dad this evening."
"What about Vegeta?"
1)he's asleep, 2)he just had a bunch of laxative make its way in his system. 3)he'd be happier if I didn't even mention food right now. So see ya Yamcha and remember Jaeger's a good man he won't do a thing!"
End of Flashback~
Bulma was slowly falling asleep until a large crash and she jumped out of the tub to see what was the matter. She ran out to see Vegeta and Jaeger at it again fussing and fighting only though it looked a little more rough than simple horseplay.
"You guys what are you doing?!"
They both turned and looked but the look of rage they had slowly turned to one of embarrassment and they quickly covered their eyes and turned around with their faces flushed.
"What's the matter?"
"Bulma did you misplace your towel?" Vegeta said with a huge anime sweat drop formed on both Vegeta and Jaegers heads.
"Huh?" She looked down and saw she was completely naked and had forgotten to get her towel when she went to go see what the noise was about.
"ACK!!!" She yelled as she ran to her room.
Leaving both men to just stare embarrassingly at the wall ahead. When they heard the door slam they both looked at one another and they almost smirked. Jaeger said
"We should make more noise more often when she's taking a bath!"
"For once I agree." Vegeta smirked now finally having enough of a view of Bulma to fuel a lot of wet dreams for future use.
For the rest of the day Bulma avoided Vegeta and Jaeger and they both avoided her seeing as they didn't want to see the other to soon after the embarrassing moment they had.
Later that night Vegeta did a happy dance he was sure he was going to have a very naughty dream. For once he was happy to go to sleep and praying he had no more night terrors like the Bambi/Gorilla nightmare but opted for a Bulma wet dream instead.
This one time Jaeger let him after all he was to busy with his own visions on how to win Bulma and leave Vegeta in the dust.
End of chapter 5!!!
So what so ya think?
Regi: I wanna so a poll or a question!!! Can I huh can I?!!!!
Stacey: um Regi you know I just remembered that you don't go to college and you have a job so what are you doing here in my class?
Regi: 0.0; um I don't know what you mean Stacey! OH look at the time must be going see ya!
Stacey: *watches him run out the door* Oh well I swear I'll never understand that man. Well readers I don't feel like giving ya a question at the end of this chapter. I also want to thank Regi for giving me some ideas for this chappy and the next!!! So give him a round of applause!
Laters!!!