Howdy people! I'm back. I know I know The freak is back run for it save the women and children AHHH!!! But anyway On with the Story!

Nadia: Hello Aunt Stacey what are you doing?

Stacey: Writing

Nadia: Cool can I write to?

Stacey: Not now Nadia

Nadia: I WANNA WRITE!!!!!!!!

Stacey: LATER!!!!!

Nadia: Okay

Stacey: Sheesh the way you act it's like the end of the world!

Nadia: Nah I just do it to annoy you.

Stacey: I know now on with the story

Also there was something I didn't comment about with one of my reviews from Angel Tinuviel until I could watch The Iron Giant and I have now seen it and man that is a shocker!!! Hogarth with my idea!!! The Coco Lax!!! That is so freaky! The same Coco Lax in ice cream!!! From my zoo chapter!! If that isn't freaky I don't know what is!!!! Hey Thanks for letting me know about that Angel Tinuviel!!! It was interesting!

Chapter 6
The Spa! The Spa! Everyone Enjoys The Spa!
(Or do they?)

The next day Vegeta woke up early to get a head start on winning Bulma before Jaeger. He was going for the breakfast in bed routine. When he got down to the kitchen he saw that he had been beaten to that plan when he saw Jaeger flipping pancakes and turning sausage and bacon over, stirring grits and scrambling eggs. Needless to say Vegeta was boiling mad that he had been beaten this time. Jaeger smirked at him and prepared Bulma's tray all arranged nicely and a vase with a brilliant red rose was on it as well as a token of affection.

Jaeger started up the stairs with the prize meal and Vegeta scowled to himself and soon got another idea when he looked at the phone and soon got an evil smirk. (A/N uh oh what is he up to?)

Meanwhile upstairs.

"Oh my Jaeger this is well thank you but you didn't have to." Bulma said shocked sitting up in bed when Jaeger had knocked then came in.

"Nonsense Miss Bulma I'm happy to serve such a sweet person such as your self. It would be an honor." He said with a very seductive tone in his voice. He set the tray down in her lap and fixed anything that might have slipped when he had walked to her room. Before he said anything else Vegeta came in the room smiling to brilliantly and stood by the bedside and it creeped both Bulma and Jaeger out.

"Um Vegeta? What's up?" Bulma asked nervously.

"Nothing! Just that I got you something really special!!!" Vegeta said cheerfully just begging her to say what.

"Really!? What!!?" Bulma said hyperactively enjoying the attention both men were giving her.

"Why nothing really just some reserved spots at your favorite Spa out of my snack account." He said indifferently but had a sly smirk on his face.

"OOOOOOOHHH!!!! Vegeta you're the greatest!!!" Bulma leaped out of bed and hugged him.

That's when Vegeta shot Jaeger a 'Ha! You loser!' Look his way. "Oh and Bulma, That's not all! Go down stairs." He said quite slyly.

Bulma gave a squeal of joy and ran down the stairs in her Pajamas and that gave Vegeta to gloat in front of Jaeger and do the Happy Dance but for ego purposes changed it to the name to the Victory Dance. Jaeger scowled and headed down stairs to see what else Vegeta had done. To Jaegers dismay it happened to be even more wonderful for Bulma.

The whole downstairs was littered with flowers and more prominent was the rare Blue rose. Bulma was having a happy fit and was continuously running from each variety of flowers to Vegeta and hugging him because all of the plants he bought were able to be planted again and would look great in her and her mom's garden.

Then when she thought she could settle down Vegeta pulled out a ton of Godiva chocolates her fave but also some of the most expensive chocolates in this part of the country. She looked like she was about to die of happiness.

*'Oh this is so the best day of my life! Breakfast in Bed, Spa reservations, Flowers, and Godiva chocolates!!! To think it's not even my Birthday yet!!!!'* Bulma thought while Jaeger listened.

*Damn my brother is showing me up! No doubt he knows what she likes because he's known her longer! Think Jaeger think!! You need to make this the worst day of her life starting with Vegeta's gifts!* He thought grinding his teeth together when Bulma yet hugged him again and this time gave him a peck on the cheek.

Well Bulma got her house bots to put everything away and Vegeta, Bulma, and Jaeger (Vegeta's letting him go only to gloat more can anyone say bad mistake?) went to the spa together.

Well Bulma and the gang set out for the whole day for the spa. The whole works!!! Unfortunately the boys had no idea what awaited them their especially the mud baths the facials and the back massages from some big fruity guys named Chuck and Doyle and also being in a sauna with other guys. Yep today needless to say was going to be interesting.

Vegeta and Jaeger told Bulma that they were going to stay with her if she didn't mind seeing as they didn't know what to do. Well first off Bulma wanted a nice mud bath and when she told the boys they just looked at her as if she were crazy.

"You mean to tell me you humans spend hundreds of dollars to bathe in mud? Something you could just throw together yourself?" Jaeger said honestly and utterly confused.

"Yeah I know but they have a way to have the mud just right and germ free." Bulma said

Well she told them to go into the dressing room and get into a towel and meet her by bath spot #12 (A/N I have never been to a spa I'm just that poor I guess!) They both went out and saw her already in and relaxing. Well they just stood there not knowing what to do.

"Oh hey guys! Just come on in this is a threesome and HEY don't look at me like that! I meant this is supposed to hold 3 people you pervs!!! Just come in and slip the towel of and the person who comes around will give you new ones later." She said with a huff and went back to relaxing.

Both Jaeger and Vegeta were drooling at this information they got. She was naked they were going to be naked and they were bathing together albeit mud but still together.

Well they slipped in as quickly as they could and got one on each side of Bulma. They were amazed that the mud was actually making them feel somewhat relaxed already and the soon were napping together.

They finally got out of their nap like state when they felt the mud move and they saw Bulma already out and had her towel around her (A/N man wasn't that a bummer for them)

"Hey guys glad your up! Time to take a shower and go to our masseuse to get a nice massage!" She giggled and walked off to the women's changing room and shower.

Vegeta and Jaeger still marveling at how relaxed they were but got out sleepily and went to go take their showers and meet up with Bulma. Heck Jaeger was happy just to go along with Vegeta's gift everything was goin' good so far and he was content to let it go that way and he'd let the future handle with the other gifts.

Well they came out and were waiting for Bulma since she was taking so long to come out. When she did she practically skipped the whole way down to the rooms where their masseuse would be waiting for them.

Well they had to do the towel thing again and Bulma was in the middle with of them lying on her own bed with Vegeta and Jaeger on theirs. She then shifted her towel where it came lower and exposed most of her cleavage but not all since she was lying down and Vegeta and Jaeger had a fit but managed to keep it cool.

Well the masseuses came in and started to oil them up everything was going great except when Vegeta and Jaeger found out their masseuses were not straight. They found that out when their own masseuse smacked them playfully on the rear and when they turned to scold them they both winked playfully and both Jaeger and Vegeta cringed where they were at and praying that this would end soon.

When it did the practically ran out of the room leaving Bulma in the room by herself.

"Oh no Vegeta!!! We left Bulma *gulp* in there! What are we going to do!!! What horrible things will they do to her?!!!"

"Snap out of it you idiot! They're not going to do a thing to her simply because she is a she and I don't think they would do anything dangerous you numskull!!! They are people ya know!!!" Vegeta said a little irate. Of course he wasn't going back in there either but he wasn't about to let his brother know that.

"Um guys what's the matter?" Bulma asked but soon got her answer when Vegeta and Jaeger's masseuses came out holding slips of paper and handed the slips to them and winked and went back inside.

What the slips said

"Oh Mr. Jaeger you were a marvelous patient for my exclusive therapy! Please come back and if you need any company/entertainment tonight please call me Love Chuck see you hopefully tonight you hunk!" and then it showed the # and Jaeger cringed and looked ready to puke.

"Mr. Vegeta you seem like the wild animal type!!! Would you like for me to help you get in the mood tonight? Call me!! Love you! Doyle" Vegeta too looked ready to puke his guts out and as soon as Chuck and Doyle had gone back into their rooms Vegeta and Jaeger burned their slips and ran to the men's room to do some heavy showering.

"You know I meant to tell them about Chuck and Doyle and which side they play on. Oh well!" Bulma said and waited for Vegeta and Jaeger to get over themselves and come out.

(A/N no offense to those who are homosexual I'm just putting up some real life experiences from what had happened to some of my guy friends and their reaction to those experiences so no offense!!!)

Next on the list was facials and Bulma was ready to go but the guys weren't so sure this time. Well with a little convincing and a little pushing and finally dragging Bulma got them to the facial rooms.

"Now guys the last time I came the people who did facials were women and they haven't gotten a guy yet to do this I don't think" Bulma said trying to coax them in the rooms

Well the facial was going great until the facial people started to actually put the stuff on their faces then they had a problem. They kept squirming and the women who were applying their face masks actually had to tell them to stop or it would never get done.

Well they finally got out of that and the last thing on Bulma's list happened to be the Sauna but she told the boys that unfortunately they only had two rooms and they were both separated into men's and women's so they were on their own for an hour so Bulma could get in a little steam relaxation.

The boys however were not so amused and were worn out from all the events that had happened. Well they chanced it and what they got was even worse some old men in the back were talking non stop either about golf or some girls they saw that they wish they had. All Vegeta and Jaeger could do was sit there and try not to puke when they went into detail about certain aspects about their love life's.

Then they started talking about a girl they just saw that day that happened to have blue and eyes. That got them mad especially when they went into detail on how good they thought she would be in bed when Vegeta and Jaeger are thinking these old men who shouldn't even be thinking those things in case the Viagra doesn't kick in were appalled about what they were talking about.

They stood up when they couldn't take anymore and yelled at the old geezers and told them to shut their traps about Bulma before they gave them something to go into the rest home for.

Well even Jaeger was being noble for standing up for Bulma for a bad guy but things sadly wouldn't change in the near future.

Well after the day at the spa and they finally came back home and it was late and what was weird is that they were so worn out from their day that Vegeta and Jaeger were leaning against each other helping one another go into the house.

Bulma was so happy and right before she went in her room when she pranced up to her room she told them

"Hey guys we need to do this again sometime!!!" She giggled and blew a kiss wondering what tomorrow would bring.

Both men just stood their dumbfounded and looked at one another and then fainted on the spot right in front of the door where they stayed all night

End of Chapter 6!!!

Well goodnight all seeing as it is 12:28am and now I'm going to bed!

Nadia:ZZZZZZZZ

Stacey: Heh! I knew she wouldn't be able to stay up!