Where is Zelda?
'Where is Zelda? Where is Zelda? Where could she be...?' I pondered as I paced around my new fort. Suddenly, I got an idea.
I called upon six Kargoroks and the Wizzrobes that had made a magical barrier. The Kargoroks carried me and the Wizzrobes to the magical barrier that the Wizzrobes had made. I asked for the Wizzrobes to bring down the barrier. They did so. I walked along the path until I saw it looming ahead of me: Hyrule Castle!
I laughed happily and sent my Kargoroks back to get Darknuts, Moblins, and ReDeads. They came back, and I ordered them to follow me. They did so.
I entered the Castle. It was how it had been before, long ago when Hyrule was real.
"Destroy the place. If you find the Princess, bring her to me. If you find a man called King Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule, bring him to me."
They all went around, knocking down pillars and searching for the Princess and the King. I looked around and saw a statue of him. The Hero of Time.
I drew my twin swords. "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh!"
I began slicing and hacking away at the statue, eager to get my revenge. The big thing got chopped in half. It fell to the ground.
I laughed.
Suddenly, I got another idea. I began chopping away at the pedestal. Soon, a door opened.
I beckoned to half a dozen Mighty Darknuts, who all sauntered down the hole after me.
There was Zelda. I instructed for four of the Darknuts to stay here when we left. The other two Darknuts and I grabbed Zelda.
"Leave her be!" yelled the voice of the King. I turned around and took out my twin sword and charged at him. He ducked to the side but I followed his moves. I then backhanded the King and raced out of Hyrule Castle. I called up all of my minions. We raced to my lair. The Wizzrobes got another barrier up.
My plan was almost complete. I would kill Link and keep Zelda as my wife. Or, better yet, keep Link as a slave!
I grinned slowly and happily. Yes...I would win in the end. I would!