Okay, random Furuba insanity for you all. Review and you get pockies galore!
Disclaimer: Nothin belongs to me.
Warnings: Some shounen-ai. XP Some swearing. Some stupidity.
Yuki: (Slips into Shigure's study.) Shigure, could I talk to you?
Shigure: Um, alright. (Pushes Ayame off of him.) What about?
Yuki: (Momentarily stares at his brother.) Um, I think I might be a girl trapped in a boy's body.
Shigure: Kind of like Aya-Chan here.
Ayame: (Grin.)
Shigure: Alright, now I get to pursue my career as a councilor. (The entire room disappears and then they're in a board room with a bunch of sleepy looking scientist... guys.)
Scientist Guy 1: Ah, Shigure-San. You're finally here!
Shigure: Yes yes oh yay.
Yuki: (Sweat drops.) Ayame, get off of Shigure.
Ayame: Sorry. (Scurries off stage.)
Shigure: Oh, Aya, don't go. (Frowns.) Oh well, on with the show. (Microphone and colorful lights pop out of seemingly no-where.)
Yuki: It looks like a game show.
Shigure: Precisely! Now, welcome to Cross-Gender! The game show where you find out if you're meant to be the gender that was chosen for you!
Yuki: (Grinds teeth.)
Shigure: Ahem, now we're going to see what Yuki is. Now, for the questions: (Pulls out question cards.)
-If you and an associate at work, named Bob, were having a disagreement, what would you do?
a) Try to work things out, and see if you two could work together.
b) Punch Bob
Yuki: Um, I'd probably choose A.
Shigure: Alrighty! Question number two!
-If you were angry one day, and you needed to vent, what would you do.
a) Call up some friends and bitch to them.
b) Punch Bob
Yuki: (Sweat drop.) Those questions are a little strange, but A?
Shigure: Well then, you're most definitely a girl!
Yuki: Why?
Shigure: Well, let's set up a scenario where two people bump into each other. First, guys; (Kyou and Haru walk onto stage.) Now, these two guys bump into each other, and let's see the reaction.
(The boys bump into each other.)
Haru: Watch it.
Kyou: No, you watch it!
(They continue to bump into each other on purpose.)
Shigure: And the same thing with girls! (Ayame and Kagura walk on stage.)
(The 'girls' bump into each other.)
Ayame: Oh, I'm sorry.
Kagura: No, I'm sorry.
Ayame: Say, those are cute shoes.
(They go shopping.)
Yuki: (Stares.) Um...
Shigure: And now, if you were to put some boys and girls in Halloween costumes this is what would happen:
- (Momiji and Kisa walk on stage in dresses.) Girls would be dressed up as Barbie or Princesses and would sit around and talk, sharing candy and giggling.
- (Hatori, with a rather big scowl on his face, and Hiro walk on stage in costume.) Boys would be dressed as Batman or some other superhero, and would be bouncing off the walls on a complete sugar high!
Yuki: (Tries not to laugh at Hatori.) Um, yes.
(Kyou and Haru continue to bump into each other.)
Shigure: And there are more syndromes:
- The 'Fold Again' Syndrome: When a man folds laundry for his wife, the wife will always find something wrong with it and fold it again.
- The 'Click' Syndrome: When the wife is watching a program on television, the husband will come by and proceed to flip though channels until he finds something he likes, and then channel flip again.
Yuki: Erm. I think I'm a mixture of both.
Kyou: Hah! I was a quarter woman and the rest man! Now you will bow down to me, uke boy!
Haru: Yeah, but I was full man. You're a uke to me. (Grins.)
Kyou: (Gape, sweat drop.)
(Haru pushed Kyou into a closet, and many moans proceed.)
Yuki: (Blank stare.)
Shigure: Well, that's all the time we have for today. I'm going to go punch Bob. (Shigure disappears.)
Yuki: Wait, we're still trapped here!
XP Incredibly stupid.