Chapter 2
What's going on?
LiL Pippin Padfoot
Disclaimer: Don't own it. And I don't care if it's stupid. My dreams are very random.
So I had been wandering around in this hall for what seemed like hours. Then I saw it. A window! I jumped out of it, hoping to end this boredom. Turns out I was on the first floor, and I was now in the garden. So I'm walking around in the garden, when I see him! Orlando Bloom! Sitting under the tree, I must be in New Zealand, I thought. I ran up to him.
"Hi! Orlando Bloom! Oh my gosh. Can I have a hug? Will you sign my magazine? I don't have it, am I bothering you? I can quit." I stopped talking when I noticed that he was giving me a funky look.
"Umm aren't you married?"
"Uh no. I'm like thirteen. Duh I'm not married, it's like illegal."
"No, you married Faramir. Who's Orlando Bloom?"
"Grrrrrr."
I was getting really angry, so I just stormed away. But in the distance I heard him yell "Congratulations on marring him! Nice guy!"
I just kept walking.
The next person I ran into was my friend Trisha. Sadly she was crazy.
"Trisha! This is one messed up dream you're having! I WANT OUT!"
"You can't go out, if you're not in."
"What?"
"The Mad Hatter lives that way, and The March Hair, that way. We're all mad. You're mad too."
"Yes, I am mad. At YOU!"
"Oh by the way, congratulations on marrying Faramir."
"I didn't marry him!" I yelled at her, then kicked her in the shin, and stormed off again.
I was still walking when I saw a group of people. I walked up to them. Sadly, I knew these people.
"Hey, you're the girl that Faramir married. Faramir! Your wife's here!" it was a hobbit, Pippin, one of my favorites. Poor guy, I felt sorry for kicking him. I saw Faramir walk toward me. I turned to walk away, but someone caught me.