The Dream World of Cornelius Fillmore
ME: Total humor I hope! This is one of those dream type fics so stick with it. And no reviews where it goes 'That isn't Fillmore! This isn't right at all!' because it is not supposed to be right! It is supposed to be wrong and backwards! RR please!
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It was ten on a school night. Our favorite school dective has been asleep for about an hour. Lets take a looksee into what Cornelius Fillmore dreams about.
Setting change to a Monday moring in the Saftey Patrol's office
"Fillmore!"
"Now what you slob?!" Filmore shouts back.
"Why you ungrateful hooligan! I should have you suspended for that!" Vallejo says stepping out.
All of a sudden you hear happy music playing and faires coming in and making it rain flowers. Then the door bursts open reavealing a blond Ingrid Third in a pink dress and heels.
"Hello my fellow officers. I love you all!" she says putting her left hand over her heart. "I ecspeacially love you Fillmore! Thank you."
She leaves, the happy music continuing to play. Tehama walks in.
"She looks like a zombie!" Anza says popping out of a desk derw. "Run for your lives! It is the attack of the Tehama!"
"What the heck are you talking about?" Tehama says throwing him across the room. "I am pretty! Oh so pretty!"
"Yeah right," Fillmore says laughing his arse off.
"I am not done with you Fillmore!" Vallejo says punching him and knocking into O'Ferrall
O'Ferrall begins to cry. "Just because I am not the best doesn't mean I have to listen to you! My psychaotrist says its all your fault!"
O'Ferrall bunches Vallejo and an all out Battle begins! Tehama throws people where ever possible and Fillmore does some awesome karate moves. O'Ferrall pushes anyone in sight and Anza just sits and laughs. And laughs some more. And more. And more. I think you get my point.
Third comes in happy music playing and faires all over the p;ace.
"Why can't we all just get along?" she says tears in her eyes. "I love you. I love you all. Why can't you love one another?"
They all look at her as though she was crazy.
"All the world needs is love! And a little mental helping O'Ferrall's case, but love people feel the love!" she shouts out holding up a peace sign.
Exit Dream world
Oh my we have been discovered! I repeat we have been discovered! Let's move out people!
"Oh snap!" Fillmore says rubbing his eyes. "Who knew school could be so backwards!"
ME: Total humor I hope! This is one of those dream type fics so stick with it. And no reviews where it goes 'That isn't Fillmore! This isn't right at all!' because it is not supposed to be right! It is supposed to be wrong and backwards! RR please!
~_~
It was ten on a school night. Our favorite school dective has been asleep for about an hour. Lets take a looksee into what Cornelius Fillmore dreams about.
Setting change to a Monday moring in the Saftey Patrol's office
"Fillmore!"
"Now what you slob?!" Filmore shouts back.
"Why you ungrateful hooligan! I should have you suspended for that!" Vallejo says stepping out.
All of a sudden you hear happy music playing and faires coming in and making it rain flowers. Then the door bursts open reavealing a blond Ingrid Third in a pink dress and heels.
"Hello my fellow officers. I love you all!" she says putting her left hand over her heart. "I ecspeacially love you Fillmore! Thank you."
She leaves, the happy music continuing to play. Tehama walks in.
"She looks like a zombie!" Anza says popping out of a desk derw. "Run for your lives! It is the attack of the Tehama!"
"What the heck are you talking about?" Tehama says throwing him across the room. "I am pretty! Oh so pretty!"
"Yeah right," Fillmore says laughing his arse off.
"I am not done with you Fillmore!" Vallejo says punching him and knocking into O'Ferrall
O'Ferrall begins to cry. "Just because I am not the best doesn't mean I have to listen to you! My psychaotrist says its all your fault!"
O'Ferrall bunches Vallejo and an all out Battle begins! Tehama throws people where ever possible and Fillmore does some awesome karate moves. O'Ferrall pushes anyone in sight and Anza just sits and laughs. And laughs some more. And more. And more. I think you get my point.
Third comes in happy music playing and faires all over the p;ace.
"Why can't we all just get along?" she says tears in her eyes. "I love you. I love you all. Why can't you love one another?"
They all look at her as though she was crazy.
"All the world needs is love! And a little mental helping O'Ferrall's case, but love people feel the love!" she shouts out holding up a peace sign.
Exit Dream world
Oh my we have been discovered! I repeat we have been discovered! Let's move out people!
"Oh snap!" Fillmore says rubbing his eyes. "Who knew school could be so backwards!"