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Survival of the Fittest

Ch. 4-Draco and Hermione

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AN EMPTY CLASSROOM

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Draco and Hermione knelt together in a corner of an empty

classroom talking about their plan.

Hermione spoke softly. "But no one is really going to believe that

we're going out."

Draco smirked, "They won't unless we make them see it. That

means bringing out all the props, Mudblood."

"It also means you can't use your affectionate little nickname for

me." Hermione smiled in triumph as she sat back on her feet and

crossed her arms over her chest.

"Oh so what should I call you...maybe Pooky?" Draco smiled

thinking of how she was going to react.

"If that's what you want, Muffin." Hermione smiled, knowing what he

was trying to do. Draco's smile faltered.

"We need to come out with a bang." Draco said changing the

subject.

"How do you suggest doing that? Leprechauns and multi-colored

donkeys?" Hermione asked.

Suddenly the door opened. Draco said, "Like this." Then he leaned

forward and caught her lips with his. He wrapped his arms around her

and after a hesitant second she returned the gesture. She had easily

caught on to his idea...get caught by a teacher.

"Mr. Malfoy and...Ms. Granger?!?!" Ms. McGonagall exclaimed,

"We're going to have to see the Headmaster right now! And please Mr.

Malfoy get OFF OF HER!!!"

Ms. McGonagall kept staring behind her at the couple as they

walked to the Great Hall. The whole way Draco and Hermione where

kissing and snuggling as Ms. McGonagall sent acidic glares at them.

As Ms. McGonagall opened the doors, Draco leaned over and

whispered, "Let's stand apart so no one knows until we get up there."

"Fine with me, Muffin." Hermione giggled as Draco made a face.

All three of them walked to the front of the Great Hall toward the

teachers' table. All eyes turned on them, especially those of the

Gryffindors and the Slytherines. Harry's face was turning as red as Ron's

hair. 'Obviously they think that I've finally hexed him,'

she thought, laughing inside of her head. Everyone was asking

themselves why Draco and Hermione were in trouble together. As soon

as they stepped in front of the student body and Ms. McGonagall turned

around. Hermione threw her arms around Draco's neck as he wrapped

his around her back. Then they shared a passionate kiss in front

of everyone. Eyes about popped out of sockets as some cheered,

booed, or sat their shocked.

Ms. McGonagall turned at the sound and then shouted, "WHAT DID I

SAY ABOUT GETTING OFF OF HER, MR. MALFOY?"

Ron and Harry looked as if they were going to kill. Ginny was

choking and Jacqui was looking like she was forming a plan in her head.

Hagrid was in complete shock and Snape had obviously forgotten that

he was about to take a drink because the contents of his goblet were

now emptying themselves on his lap.

Calmly Dumbledore stood up and motioned for everyone to calm

down, "Mr. Malfoy...Ms. Granger...could I have a private talk with you

two?" He said as he started to walk out of the Great Hall with them

following behind while holding hands. Once again the noise exploded.

Hushed whispers followed them out of the Great Hall and all the way

to Dumbledore's office. Even the paintings were talking as they passed.

With Dumbledore's head turned to them as he led them to his office,

Hermione finally let her emotions catch up to her. Although the look on

Ron's face had been worth it she couldn't believe what she had just

done. Although she had seen McGonagall's face turn a variety of colors

over the years none of those red and indigo shades had been in

response to something that she had done (at least when she hadn't been

trying to save the world from evil). As for Draco...although it wasn't the

worst kiss she had ever received it definitely wasn't something she

would like to go around repeating. And Dumbledore...how would she

ever be able to look the headmaster in the eyes again?

Finally they reached the familiar golden doors. "Mountain Dew,"

said the old man in a monotone voice. Draco turned and stared at her

quizzically.

"A muggle drink?" she whispered in response. His face didn't

change.

"Take a seat," said Dumbledore, offering two plush chairs with his

hand. For a second it was silent then, "Lemon Drop?"

"Erm, no," replied Hermione.

"Very well. You both know that it is against the rules to snog in empty

classrooms." It was more of a statement than a question but Hermione

nodded, ashamed, anyway. "Especially you Mr. Malfoy, after all of the

detentions Professor Moody gave you and Ms. Parkinson in your fourth

year." At that Hermione smiled. At least Draco finally looked

embarrassed.

"Now," said the Headmaster reaching into his drawer. Hermione

had to physically restrain herself from placing her face into her hands or

summoning a hole with her wand to crawl up and die in. It had seemed

like a good idea at the time but she really didn't want to deal with one of

Dumbledore's lectures. How ashamed he must be of her. "Believe it or

not I remember what it was like to be a teenager and thus I know

that you two aren't going to listen to a word I say about abstinence."

'What?' "This," he said pulling out a foil package is a condom."

Hermione felt herself turning several shades of crimson as he removed

the wrapping. "And it's put on like this." He demonstrated by unrolling the

lubricated rubber onto his wand. Then with a swish the condom was

gone.

"You can find these at any store and if I'm not mistaken Mr. Zabini

has a very profitable business selling them around school. Oh and if you

find this contraception too uncomfortable Madame Pomfrey can perform

a charm with parental permission. That is all." Malfoy and Hermione

slowly rose up from their chairs and walked out of the room, stealing a

few puzzled glances of their eccentric headmaster. As the doors closed

behind them Draco turned to her.

"At least we aren't in trouble."

"Um... yeah," she replied, still looking for her elusive hole.

"I'm going to go," he said pointing down the hallway. She couldn't

have agreed more with his need to escape. This was just too damn

awkward.

"Yeah." She signaled in the other direction then turned and fought

the urge to run.

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TBC

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