Kiba sniggered from his hiding place behind a bush. His intricate plan with all the minute details thought out played through his mind again and again. Hole in forest. Rabid fangirls fall into hole. If said hole fails, no worries. BACK-UP HOLE in forest. Rabid fangirls fall into BACK-UP HOLE!

"Brilliant, Kiba, brilliant. You've outdone yourself this time." Kiba gave himself a mental pat on the back. MEANWHILE...

Sasuke and Lee were hiding in a bush behind the bush Kiba was hiding in.

"NO!" Sasuke whispered, enraged.

"Kiba's plan is ruining MY brilliant plan full of twists and turns and role reversals! NO! NO! NO!"

He punched the ground, but quietly so as to not alert Kiba.

"Hmm...after scrutinizing Kiba's plan thoroughly...it IS perfect and WILL ruin your brilliant plan full of twists and turns and role reversals! Haha!" Lee whispered back, a little TOO excitedly.

"Shut up, Lee"

"OK SASUKE!"

MEANWHILE...

A cloud of dust was approaching.

"AIEE!!" came a shriek. "I FOUND IT!"

The cloud of dust was almost upon the forest.

"What'd they find?" Kiba wondered to himself. He sniffed the air.

"Hmm...fangirl odor...hehe... they're coming!!! And...sniff... what's this?? Sharpie?? There's something next to the sharpie too, but the sharpie smell is TOO strong...and sniff sniff...soggy Beggin' Strips! Wow the smell of soggy Beggin' Strips is rather overwhelming..."

Kiba looked down at himself. A soggy Beggin' Strip was hanging limply out of his pocket.

"Oh... well, that explains it."

Suddenly, a great stomping could be heard. A path in the forest had been totally cleared out.

"It's the trail of Beggin' Strips again!!" a rabid fangirl yelled in her annoying, high-pitched voice.

"He's GOT to be around here somewhere!!!"

All the rabid fangirls followed the trail of soggy Beggin' Strips which led to a humongo pile of soggy Beggin' Strips in the middle of a suspiciously empty clearing.

Then...FWOOM! The dirt, sticks, and grass covering up Kiba's brilliantly placed hole broke under the weight of all the fangirls.

"AAAA!" they screamed as they fell.

Kiba jumped out of the bush he was hiding behind.

"PWUAHAHA! IT WORKED!!!"

He strutted around, laughing in a superior manner. Moments of pure success came rather rarely for Kiba.

Sasuke fumed from inside the bush he and Lee were hiding in.

"NO! NO! NO! My brilliant plan... RUINED!"

Kiba was so busy laughing and strutting around that he didn't notice the tree branch hanging ominously right in front of him.

SMACK!

Kiba hit his head. He fell back. FWOOM! Straight into his BACK-UP hole.

Sasuke sniggered at Kiba's idiocy. Falling into his OWN back-up hole.

"Hahaha... what a LOSER...wait a second...Kiba is probably unconscious after that fall...I have a sharpie in my hand...my genius evil plan involved Kiba being unconscious as well...Hmmmm..."

Sasuke contemplated the situation. A light bulb clicked on in his head.

"Che. It's not exactly my brilliant plan full of twists and turns and role reversals, but ...good 'nuff. C'mon Lee."

"YAY!" Flames started forming in Lee's eyes.

"HOOOHHHH!"

Sasuke glared. "Stop."

"Aww...ok. Commence with the plan!"

Sasuke and Lee dropped into Kiba's back-up hole, where Kiba was lying down unconsciously. They uncapped their red sharpies and proceeded to Kankuro-fy the unsuspecting Kiba.

"Revenge: check."

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Authors' note: THE END!!! pwuahahahaaa... This story is only ONE of our many strange inside jokes. It was so great to finally get out a really random idea. Is there anyone out there who thinks like us? If there is...HIGH FIVE!! Oddly enough, this story started out as a shrine to Kiba's sexy hair. And somehow turned out like this... for some reason. BUT IT'S OKAY!!! ALL IS WELL!!! THE STORY IS DONE!!! YAY!!! Our thought processes are really complex and crazy...especially this one about Hyuuga hair, which will come to a computer near you! Oh that was really stupid. Random sidenote: Crysthur and Artheph are VERY disgruntled over how they have de-sexified and completely uglified Sasuke. You should see us. We spend hours on end griping about it. Okay.