Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and some incidents are products of J. K. Rowling's imagination, not mine. Any resemblance to fanfics, original fiction, or any other document, living or dead, is entirely coincidental (except for Harry Potter, of course).
Welcome to Harry Potter and the Pillar of Storge. This story contains a small spoiler for the 4th and 5th books, so beware. This is what the 6th Harry Potter book would look like if Mrs. Rowling were doing drugs. No, I did not come up with that title by myself. I'm not that wierd. The name is based on the rumored title for the 6th book. This title is not real, though if you thought it was you might be on drugs yourself.
This story is my attempt at comedy. It contains more sarcasm and cynicism than some people use in a lifetime. I wouldn't call it exactly funny, and it was probably more fun for me to write than it is for anyone else to read. However, a few people out there might like it. I will attempt to summon them using my sense of humor. ET phone home. Anyways, on to Chapter 1!
P. S. If anyone knows whether or not "storge" is an actual word, please leave a review. Thanks.