Ok now then lets Introduce my fav charactersmuses. Erk! The oblivious chick magnet Sage!
Erk: Chick magnet, what do you –
Serra: Oh Erky!
Erk: How many times do I have to say it, Erky is not my damn name!
Serra: grumpy... well where's Matthew..
Matthew: ChibiInuyasha doesn't own fire emblem, except the game that he has which is mine now... cuz that was thieves do! Oh yeah, "this means talking" This means thinking. Serra is suck a pest
Ok on to the story
Our favorite Sages have reached Fargus and were on the way back to Badon. When they
arrived they payed Fargus a fee and left. They decided to go to Ostia to stock up, they wanted to
do some adventuring before they went to Etruia. They stopped in a vendor, the salesclerk said "
Hiya! What do you need?" Pent replied with a "We need a Physic staff, two heal staves, a mend
stave a silence staff, 3 elfires and a Bolting, please" "hmm, ok, thats going to cost ya 12,000
gold. Prices went down along with the Black Fang." "Nino, Erk, come get your staves and
tomes! "Yes sir" replied Erk, as he walked into the vendor. "Gotcha Magic General!" exclaimed
the ever so hyper child. "Hmm, where should we go.. Bern! Theres lots of work we could accomplish there, Mountain Bastards...err Bandits and low defensive Wyvern Riders!
We could geta lot of gold there." Erk elaborated, not noticing he said bastards. "Ok then, to Bern it is..!"
They walked to Pherae, the town were Eliwood was born and closest to the border of Bern. "
Im... starving... need food... need... sleep..." whined the little Nino. "There is a hotel over there
Lord Pent, should we check in?" Pent nodded and went into the hotel, only to find there former
Tactician.. ChibiInuyasha, as he liked to be called. He was oblivious that his favorite and most
cooperative unit, Erk had walked in. "Hmm lets see, I need another root beer.. Bartender, root
beer please.." The bartender said nothing and slid a mug of root beer down the bar. The Tactician
was just below fourteen, how he got a group to Valor Island and not get anyone killed by morphs
or Nergal or the FireDragon... I don't know, perhaps a genius? "Hmm, Mr. Chibi!" exclaimed
Erk. The Tactician looked up and had a smile on his face.. "Erk! How ya been, what are you
doing in Pherae.. ? I see you have company, Pent and Nino, whats this... sages unite?" "Mmm,
we are a band of mercenaries now. We would very much appreciate your skill as a tactician."
"Mmm, one condition.. You'll teach me how to use Anima Magic." "But... that'll take years!
Exclaimed the suprised teen sage. "Not with my skills, If I can defeat a Dark Druid who lived
over a thousand years and help save the world from dragons, I doubt learning magic could take
long." sigh "I guess you are correct. I will be honored to teach you all that I know, Lord Pent
will help if I forget something. Ok here holds out a Fire tome put out your hand and chant what
is in this book." "He's doing it with ease Lord Pent.. Look at him!" Within seconds he shot a
fireball out from his hand and hit a mugger outside. "Your smart Lord Tactician can we go to
sleep now.." said Nino. "Go ahead, I'll pay you guys fee, im going to memorize the fire chant."
He walked over to the counter laid out 2000 gold for 4 luxury rooms and ran upstairs to tell the
group. "You go all the way down and turn left, your room numbers are 98, 99, 100. Mine is 101,
we have luxury rooms." the next morning "So how'd you guy sleep..?" "Good" everyone said
in unison. "At least you guys did, there was this idiot people in room 102 having sex. All I heard
was the bed springs going up and down and up and down and moaning noises and someone
moaning the name 'Harken' ..." Then it dawned on me. Harken and Isadora returned to pherae
and had sex in the room next to me. I knocked on the door anger, hoping to get their attention.
"Harken..! Isadora! Damnit get your ass's out here right now! Harken answered the door with a robe on. "Hmm do I know you .?!" he said furiously. "I was your former tactician" "oh how
are ya? Anything I can do for you?" "Well, you could of not had sex last night, you kept me up
all night with the bed springs jumpin up and down." "Uhh sorry.. " He said blushing, scratching
his head. "Well guys I guess its time for us to leave to Bern." The group left, and got some
breakfast and started to climb the peaks.
"Hmm not one bandit .. No action" said Nino "Hey be grateful if our tomes get worn out before
we can reach Bern, we'll have to buy more and be behind budget." Erk explained patiently. This
is going to take all day... crossing this peaks I don't see how quickly they move across. And with
that a band of bandits appeared, but the leader appeared to be... different.. He was more muscular
and he also carried a set of bow and arrows, he reminded me of a Warrior, but could travel across
peaks and amazing speeds. Im guessing he was the promoted class of bandits, never seen one
before though. He called himself Garrett, the super rogue. " Ok lets try this again" He chanted
and a fireball was emitted from his hand but was much bigger. It spiraled around and hit the
bandit straight in the stomach, giving him a third degree burn. He yelped in serious pain "
Bastard! I'll get you next time!" "There won't be a next time." And with that he pulled out two
swords and spun them around, disappeared and reappear only to stab the leader in the heart. "He
killed boss... lets get outta here!" And the bandits ran across those peaks so fast all that I saw
were blurs. "Ha!" I threw my swords in the air, spun in a 180 degree turn undone my sword
sheaths put them behind me. "Hmph.." the swords fell into my sheaths perfectly. Everyone stood
in amazement... "how'd you do that" Nino said with her jaw on the ground ..? umm, I just
watched Matthew and Jaffar and put my finisher show off thing on the end. Plus the fireball was
a critical hit. "Im glad we found you in Pherae" Pent said.
End of this chapter next chapter up when school gives me a break again.
