Ok, I STILL have my writer's block, but I am attempting to write this story anyways. Oh yeah..
WARNING: this chapter will show extreme language and detailed killing(s). So what, you're going to read it anyways, lol.
Disclaimer: See previous chapters.
"Nino had overslept, because she has a hangover from root beer, sir" Erk exclaimed to me.
"Ugh, you guys need to watch her, you're the older sages here... ok? Oh and Dart and Rebecca
shall be joining our team. Serra is on a pilgrimage, seeing how she is a bishop now. Our group is
no longer called the three talons since ... umm, there's more than three mercenaries now...? Ok
lets head out." "Nino and Rebecca was on horses, while Lord Pent, Sir Dart, Tyler-Sensei and I
traveled on our feet. I haven't seen an enemy yet, which is making me so nervous, I almost pissed
on myself when the wind howled for the first time this morning." The sun is directly overhead,
making it around high noon. Dart smells of B.O. , Lord Pent is getting frustrated, and Rebecca's
hair is losing its shine and luster. Nino is very happy and its making me crazy. She's singing
multiple songs and its driving me fucking crazy! AHHH!" Erk is losing it... the last person I
thought happen to .. Oh well. "Oh.. Look here Bart..! looks like we have us some travelers.."
"Yes I see James they have precious weapons!" (AN: think of Jasmine & Paul, except they are
lowly brigands) "May we have your axes?" "No, we bought them we aren't going to give them
up" I said. They charged at us in a low coordinated, seemingly intoxicated way. "Dart, cut down
that tree" "Aye" With that Dart cut down this huge Sequoiaredwood tree. It smashed the unlucky
bastards. I laughed at the way they screamed. It sound like a rat that inhaled helium. Anyways...
we're walking... walking... ... .. Walking still. Ok were here.. In.. Some villiage in Ilia. Wow, this
place it run down. Multiple bandit attacks... oh, here comes a group now. "Hand over the lassies,
and maybe... MAYBE we will spare your lives..! "Our lives...? Ever hear of the almighty
tactician Tyler? Well that would be me. And if you want to deal with three sages, one the magic
general and student of Athos, another student of the magic general, and the last born to use magic
plus a beserker who's axe can go through a man like hot steel through parchment, and a sniper
who can hit a target from 500 meters away, then fine, attack us." "He's bluffing, get 'em boys..!"
It was about twenty bandits. Erk melted one with his bolting tome. Dart... smashed about 3 with
his hands, not wanting to stain his axe, hit another 3 with his Tomahawk. One charged for
Rebecca, she ducked, turned around and shot him in the heart. Blood was gushing every where, it
got all over Rebecca's face as she screamed in disgust. Nino froze nine of them with her
Fimbulvetr tome, making body parts fall off. Pent simply knocked one on the head with a frozen
arm, making him unconscious, pulled down his leg cloths, and burned him with and elfire,
making him scream in terrified pain till I stomped on his face, causing his death. "Eh, I need a
drink."
Hence the word... WRITERS BLOCK lol flame if you want. Im done, lol not as much cussing as I thought.. Only because im bored. Well send me some lovin with the purple button! (No not like that you perverted bastards.)
