After watching the "Emotion Sickness" episode, I felt this just had to be written. I'm considering this a sequel to my other story "Parsley", so again it's Ron's random thoughts in a very bad situation. Boo-yah.
Some things are just too weird to be funny. Not that I'm the best candidate to be saying something like that. Yet every other guy at school refers to me as weird, so apparently I have some rights to using the definition for the situations I get into.
Weird things happen when you save the world, after all. Hey, I didn't ask for Monkey Kung Fu powers or whatever the heck they are. Nor for any other of the messes I find myself in.
Like last Christmas when Drakken suddenly decided that old parsley counts as mistletoe.
But that wasn't a bad weird experience.
But this one... I don't know. This is wrong, this is wrong, this is wrong. And I don't even know how it happened. I blame girls. They've always been messed up, and they will continue to be so. First it was the stupid kimunicator, which I get blamed for, and the next thing I know she's staring at me with the creepy smile....
I probably should run away right now. Especially since Monique is offering no help whatsoever. The plot of girls. That must be what they use their friends for! Curse them!
It's not that I don't like Kim. I mean, I've thought about it, and that was even before the parsley. And I've thought about it since then. Anything is possible. And Kim and I have been friends since preschool. But this is so not Kim.
I don't know what has happened to her over the past little while. I knew girls went through mood swings but this cannot be normal in any way. Kim does not act like this.
Amazing how many thoughts can rush through your head in the split second it takes for a girl to jump on you and....
You know, this is not that bad. Not bad at all. And a lot more interesting than the parsley last Christmas. Who cares if this is not at all what Kim acts like?
Maybe I should kiss back. Even better.
The End!