Listen, as these meaningless poems get even more dull and boring as the second hand ticks by. It's time to grab mocha choca cafe loca decaf frappe latte and settle down at your tables. The reading is about to begin... (Flames AHOY!)
H is for House-Elf-
H is for Housework, which we love to do.
O is for Out of sight. We're not seen by you.
U is for the Undergarments we clean but don't own.
S is for the Secrets we keep in our home.
E is for Errands; we run them each day.
E is for Every little thing we can't say.
L is for the Loyalty we have to our master.
F is for the Family we'll serve ever after.