Now it gets even more degrading to the reader.... (even more flames ahoy!)
Ode to Peeves:
Peeves, oh Peeves.
You smell like the loo.
You think you are funny,
Oh what shall we do?
I know! Let's throw you into a sack.
We'll all grab a stick and give you a whack!
Happy now Peeves?
No more tricks can you do.
The way you treat us is the way we treat you.