Jarod lay in his bed in the middle of another hotel room. He was almost asleep when he heard the door open. Jarod froze hardly daring to move. Who could it be and a how did they get into his hotel room in the middle of the night.
"You have a good night Mrs. Russell." He heard a bell hop say he saw a shapely shadow walked over to the bed. She sat down gently on the edge of the bed and began to remove her clothes. Jarod stayed motionless not sure whether to run for it. She woman finished undressing, pulled the edge of the cover back and slid into the bed next to him. He felt her arms go around his neck and a kiss being planted on his cheek.
"Good night, sweety I love you," said a sleepy voice that Jarod could have sworn sounded just like Miss Parker only sweeter.
Then she laid her head on his chest and went to sleep.
Jarod was afraid to move, afraid that if he did he would cause all hell to break loose so he laid there and soon dozed off again.
The next morning, Jarod was rudely awakened by the floor hitting him in the face. He sat up to see a butt naked irate Miss Parker glaring down at them.
"Is this your idea of a Joke!!" she thundered jumping on top of him and pinning down.
"What are you talking about?" said Jarod.
"Don't play dumb Jarod," she yelled, "did you think that I would find it funny that you walked in here and climbed in bed with me?!"
"Parker," he said, "YOU climbed in bed with me, look around you this isn't Delaware, this is Miami Beach!" Miss Parker then realized that she was in a hotel room. She got off of Jarod and went to the window to her shock instead of spruce and hemlock she saw sand and palm trees.
"Jarod," she said now sounding puzzled instead of angry, "what's going on here?"
"I don't know," replied Jarod, "You got in here last night by telling the bellhop that you were my wife." Miss Parker's eyes widened.
"I what!!" she thundered before she could launch her self into to her, I- wouldn't- marry- you -if- you- were- the- last- man- on- earth rant, her phone rang.
"What," she growled
"Miss Parker," said the voice on the other end, "It's Sydney I was worried when you didn't show up this morning."
"Sydney," said Miss Parker, "your not going to believe this but I'm here In Miami beach with PEZ-head I'm butt naked my gun and cuffs are in Blue Cove and I don't even remember how I got here?"
"Now is that any way to talk about your husband?" said Jarod beginning to laugh
Miss Parker shot Jarod a dirty looked and waited for a reply and was more than a little irritated when she heard Sydney trying in vain to stifle his snickering.
"Miss Parker," he said between snickers, "Your mother had a problem with the same condition for a while it was brought on by stress."
"What condition?" snapped Miss Parker, "Sydney stop snickering and answer me!"
"Sleepwalking, Miss Parker," he said, "Sleepwalking!"
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