a/n: And away we go! *grins stupidly*
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"So, Kai, how have you been?" Mrs. Trevino asked.
"I've been pretty good," Kai replied.
The gang, Kai, Mr. and Mrs. Trevino and Carlos were all sitting at the dining room table.
"You're one of the only things my son talks about," Carlos' father said, earning himself a glare from his son.
"Really? That is so sweet," Kai teased in a high girly voice. She put her hand on Carlos', who was sitting beside her.
"Oh, shut up," he replied, moving his hand so hers fell off. There was a grin on his face though as the rest of the table laughed.
"So what's he got to say about me?" Kai asked, a wicked grin on her face as she asked his parents the question.
"Nothing positive if that's what you're wondering," Carlos replied for them.
"Now I'm insulted," she said, folding her arms and looking away with her nose in the air.
"Oh, no! Whatever will I do?" he asked, putting a hand to his face before smacking Kai in the back of the head. "Shut up and eat," he said, grinning and going back to his own food.
"So you think you can tell me what do, hmmm?" she asked, the grin coming back as she jabbed him in the side with a finger.
"Hey! Cut that out!" he replied, laughing and brushing her hand away.
"Oooh! Ticklish, are we? Well, well, you learn a new thing every day!" Kai said, attempting at full force to tickle him.
Carlos, in his own attempts to push her away, nearly knocked his plate to the floor along with everything on it. "Come on! I know you're ticklish too! Get /away/!"
"Alright you two. Cut it out before you break something. Besides, your food's getting cold," Mrs. Trevino said.
The rest of the gang had been watching with interest as Kai humiliated her best friend. Joey, who was sitting beside her, was actually cheering her on.
Carlos sat up and muttered so only Kai could hear, "I'll get you for that."
"Oh, I'm terrified," she muttered back in a flat tone.
"You should be," he said through a mouthful of lasagna.
"For crying out loud, Carlos, don't talk with your mouth full!" Mrs. Trevino exclaimed.
"Yeah, Carlos. It's absolutely revolting!" Kai joked with a grin.
"You mean like you?" he asked with as innocent a grin as he could manage.
This was almost as good as a movie. Yami and the others sat listening intently to the sarcasm being sent between the two friends. At times, Yami had nearly choked on his drink when a particularly funny line had been said.
"You want to see revolting, look in a mirror," Kai taunted back.
"There's no stopping those two," Carlos' mother said to her husband, who shook his head.
"You'd think she was his sister instead of Elaine," Mr. Trevino said. His wife nodded and took another bite of food.
"Oh, come on, you know no woman can resist me," Carlos said, running a hand through his thick black hair.
"Yeah, you just send them screaming in the opposite direction," Kai said, finishing the lasagna on her plate.
"I don't know, you've stuck around," he said, folding his arms and looking at her.
"Only because you're so easy to torment. I have to have a few laughs once in a while, don't I?"
"Torment? I'll show you torment!" Carlos said reaching for her. She instinctively moved backwards into Joey, who moved tried to push her off him.
Kai squeaked and jumped up from the table. Carlos followed suit and chased her down the hall to his room, all the while yelling, "Get back here! I'll get you for that! I'll show /you/ torment!"
"Guess they've finished," Mrs. Trevino said, looking at their empty chairs. She got a few laughs out of them and soon they had all finished.
"Why don't you go in with Carlos and Kai. Keep them out of trouble," Mr. Trevino said to Yami and the gang.
"What do you mean by /that/?" Tea asked as she and the others stood.
He chuckled. "No, I mean that they'll probably kill each other if someone doesn't keep an eye on them. They have a definite love-hate relationship."
"Oh," Tea said, breathing slightly in relief.
"Well, let's go," Joey said, following the way Carlos and Kai had gone a few minutes earlier.
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"I'm going to get you for that! Tickle /me/ why don't you!" Carlos cried in mock anger as he tossed his friend onto the bed.
Kai laughed and sat up. "Yup! And don't forget calling you revolting!" she reminded him.
"I have half a mind to knock you silly!" he said.
"It wouldn't do any good; I'm already silly!"
"All right, knock you /out/!" Carlos said, jumping onto the bed and pinning her down. "At least I'd get some peace and quiet."
"Quiet? With you around? You'd talk /yourself/ into insanity!" Kai laughed, struggling to get away but to no avail.
"Is that so?" Carlos asked, Kai saying it at the same time.
"You're so predictable, Carlos!" she teased.
Carlos' POV
I had been in this position with her many times before. From when she first moved here all the way up to now I had always been able to pin her down with ease. But now it wasn't just because she got on my nerves or teased me to the point of distraction. Well, okay, that was /part/ of it, but there was also more.
Predictable? Me? I had never been predictable. And this was the first time she had caught me on it. She had never been able to say something at the exact time as me before. I was always saying something new. Had I really become predictable?
I could prove her wrong. With her just lying there staring at me with that grin I could prove her wrong so easily. Should I do it? Yes...
Reader's POV
"Hey, uh, are we interrupting something?" Joey's voice stopped Carlos. Managing to keep a groan in as he got up off of Kai, he turned to see the gang standing there, Joey and Tristan with their arms folded and raised eyebrows.
"Oh, hey guys. You're just in time to see me tickle Carlos to death!" Kai said as she attacked her friend's ribs from behind.
Carlos wrapped his arms around his middle and burst out laughing, trying to get away from her. His strength was usually greater, but when he couldn't breathe from laughter, Kai had the advantage.
"Cut it /wheeze/ out!" he cried. Kai pulled him onto the bed and continued with her attack.
"Not so macho anymore, are you?" she asked, an evil grin spread across her face.
"Kai-Tara Lee! I'll get you for this!" he cried, his eyes squeezed shut from laughing so hard.
"Not if you're laughing you're not!"
"Let go of me right now!" he cried.
"You wish!" Kai said with a laugh.
"Come on! Please?"
"Well, since you asked so nicely..." Kai lifted her hands above her head and backed up away from him quickly.
He sat up, his face bright red. "You're going to pay for that Kai!"
She squeaked and hid behind Bakura. "Oooh! Hide me!" she said, only half joking.
"Yeah, right. You won't get away with this!" Carlos said, coming up to Bakura who backed up into the hall, taking Kai with him. "Kai, get over here!" Carlos reached around Bakura and grabbed his best friend's arm.
Practically cackling with laughter, Kai was dragged out from behind her friend. "Bakura! Help!" she called.
Getting into it, Bakura grabbed Kai's other arm and the two guys played tug of war with her. They pulled her back and forth, her laughing in the middle.
"Hey! Let go of her! I have to get my revenge!" Carlos said, grinning.
"Bakura! Don't let go! He's pure evil! Help me!" Kai laughed.
Tea, Tristan and Joey were laughing so hard they were in danger of falling over. Even Yami was laughing harder than normal.
"Don't worry! I've got you!" Bakura said as Carlos gave a hard tug and Kai's hand slid slightly from his grip.
"Eeee! Bakura!" Kai cried.
"You two are going to rip her apart!" Tea said.
"I've heard of two guys fighting over the same girl, but this is ridiculous!" Tristan cracked.
Regaining his hold, Bakura gave a pull as Kai squeaked again. Carlos wasn't expecting it and Kai's hand slipped out of his. Bakura and Kai stumbled backwards as Carlos stood there, a bit confused.
"Oh, my hero," Kai said, taking Bakura's hands in her own. "You saved me from the evil sorcerer who tried to kidnap me." Everyone cracked up, including Bakura, who went slightly red. Kai was struggling very hard to keep a straight face and she wasn't succeeding very well. "Now we will live happily ever after from now until forever," she said, pressing her cheek against Bakura's, making him go a deeper shade of red as he laughed along with everyone else.
Carlos was laughing so hard he fell onto the bed and couldn't breathe. Yami was laughing harder than he probably ever had in his life, and Tea, Tristan and Joey had to hold onto each other for support. Yami could hear Yugi's uncontrollable laughter in his mind and trying to picture what his counter-part must look like, only made him laugh harder.
Regaining control of himself, Carlos stood up and grabbed Kai's wrist, pulling her away from Bakura.
"Now you will come with me and I will inflict my powers of tickle torture on you!" he said, pulling her towards the bed.
"Bakura! Help! Oh, help!" Kai exclaimed, reaching out to him with her other arm, tears leaking out of her eyes from laughing so hard.
"No, evil sorcerer! You won't take her!" Bakura said, unsheathing an imaginary sword. "Release her now!" he said, grinning.
Carlos threw her down onto the bed and pulled out his own imaginary sword.
"Oh, Bakura! Be careful!" Kai cried, reaching for him.
"Now we will fight to the death!" Carlos cried as the two guys pretended to fence.
The three of them were laughing so hard it was becoming difficult to continue with their ridiculous skit. After a few minutes of Carlos and Bakura sword fighting and Kai's occasional, "Bakura! Look out! He'll skewer you!", Bakura pointed over Carlos' shoulder.
"Oh, look over there!" he said.
Carlos turned, allowing his 'enemy' to stab him in the stomach. Gripping at the imaginary sword, Carlos made a number of choking sounds and stumbled stupidly around for a few seconds. He then made a greatly exaggerated fall and lay there on the floor, unmoving, with his tongue hanging out of his mouth. Joey actually did fall down laughing at this, followed shortly by Tristan. Yami and Tea were now holding themselves up on opposite sides of the doorframe.
"Oh, Bakura!" Kai said, as he walked over to her after sheathing his 'sword' again. She gazed up at him with exaggerated adoration in her eyes and a grin so stupid it was hard for Bakura to keep his face straight.
"Now I will take you to my castle and we will live happily ever after, just as we were meant to be," he said, taking her hands and bringing her to her feet. At that all three of them joined the others in a fit of laughter, Bakura and Kai holding each other up, Carlos' arms wrapped around him, trying to control himself, but to no avail.
"I think we just made the Guineas Book of World Records for dumbest three person skit ever done!" Kai said, after she could breathe again.
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a/n: Hope you liked that. I'm proud of my three person skit. I thought it was kind of funny. I hope you thought so too. I hope I got Bakura's character right... Anyway, please review!
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"So, Kai, how have you been?" Mrs. Trevino asked.
"I've been pretty good," Kai replied.
The gang, Kai, Mr. and Mrs. Trevino and Carlos were all sitting at the dining room table.
"You're one of the only things my son talks about," Carlos' father said, earning himself a glare from his son.
"Really? That is so sweet," Kai teased in a high girly voice. She put her hand on Carlos', who was sitting beside her.
"Oh, shut up," he replied, moving his hand so hers fell off. There was a grin on his face though as the rest of the table laughed.
"So what's he got to say about me?" Kai asked, a wicked grin on her face as she asked his parents the question.
"Nothing positive if that's what you're wondering," Carlos replied for them.
"Now I'm insulted," she said, folding her arms and looking away with her nose in the air.
"Oh, no! Whatever will I do?" he asked, putting a hand to his face before smacking Kai in the back of the head. "Shut up and eat," he said, grinning and going back to his own food.
"So you think you can tell me what do, hmmm?" she asked, the grin coming back as she jabbed him in the side with a finger.
"Hey! Cut that out!" he replied, laughing and brushing her hand away.
"Oooh! Ticklish, are we? Well, well, you learn a new thing every day!" Kai said, attempting at full force to tickle him.
Carlos, in his own attempts to push her away, nearly knocked his plate to the floor along with everything on it. "Come on! I know you're ticklish too! Get /away/!"
"Alright you two. Cut it out before you break something. Besides, your food's getting cold," Mrs. Trevino said.
The rest of the gang had been watching with interest as Kai humiliated her best friend. Joey, who was sitting beside her, was actually cheering her on.
Carlos sat up and muttered so only Kai could hear, "I'll get you for that."
"Oh, I'm terrified," she muttered back in a flat tone.
"You should be," he said through a mouthful of lasagna.
"For crying out loud, Carlos, don't talk with your mouth full!" Mrs. Trevino exclaimed.
"Yeah, Carlos. It's absolutely revolting!" Kai joked with a grin.
"You mean like you?" he asked with as innocent a grin as he could manage.
This was almost as good as a movie. Yami and the others sat listening intently to the sarcasm being sent between the two friends. At times, Yami had nearly choked on his drink when a particularly funny line had been said.
"You want to see revolting, look in a mirror," Kai taunted back.
"There's no stopping those two," Carlos' mother said to her husband, who shook his head.
"You'd think she was his sister instead of Elaine," Mr. Trevino said. His wife nodded and took another bite of food.
"Oh, come on, you know no woman can resist me," Carlos said, running a hand through his thick black hair.
"Yeah, you just send them screaming in the opposite direction," Kai said, finishing the lasagna on her plate.
"I don't know, you've stuck around," he said, folding his arms and looking at her.
"Only because you're so easy to torment. I have to have a few laughs once in a while, don't I?"
"Torment? I'll show you torment!" Carlos said reaching for her. She instinctively moved backwards into Joey, who moved tried to push her off him.
Kai squeaked and jumped up from the table. Carlos followed suit and chased her down the hall to his room, all the while yelling, "Get back here! I'll get you for that! I'll show /you/ torment!"
"Guess they've finished," Mrs. Trevino said, looking at their empty chairs. She got a few laughs out of them and soon they had all finished.
"Why don't you go in with Carlos and Kai. Keep them out of trouble," Mr. Trevino said to Yami and the gang.
"What do you mean by /that/?" Tea asked as she and the others stood.
He chuckled. "No, I mean that they'll probably kill each other if someone doesn't keep an eye on them. They have a definite love-hate relationship."
"Oh," Tea said, breathing slightly in relief.
"Well, let's go," Joey said, following the way Carlos and Kai had gone a few minutes earlier.
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"I'm going to get you for that! Tickle /me/ why don't you!" Carlos cried in mock anger as he tossed his friend onto the bed.
Kai laughed and sat up. "Yup! And don't forget calling you revolting!" she reminded him.
"I have half a mind to knock you silly!" he said.
"It wouldn't do any good; I'm already silly!"
"All right, knock you /out/!" Carlos said, jumping onto the bed and pinning her down. "At least I'd get some peace and quiet."
"Quiet? With you around? You'd talk /yourself/ into insanity!" Kai laughed, struggling to get away but to no avail.
"Is that so?" Carlos asked, Kai saying it at the same time.
"You're so predictable, Carlos!" she teased.
Carlos' POV
I had been in this position with her many times before. From when she first moved here all the way up to now I had always been able to pin her down with ease. But now it wasn't just because she got on my nerves or teased me to the point of distraction. Well, okay, that was /part/ of it, but there was also more.
Predictable? Me? I had never been predictable. And this was the first time she had caught me on it. She had never been able to say something at the exact time as me before. I was always saying something new. Had I really become predictable?
I could prove her wrong. With her just lying there staring at me with that grin I could prove her wrong so easily. Should I do it? Yes...
Reader's POV
"Hey, uh, are we interrupting something?" Joey's voice stopped Carlos. Managing to keep a groan in as he got up off of Kai, he turned to see the gang standing there, Joey and Tristan with their arms folded and raised eyebrows.
"Oh, hey guys. You're just in time to see me tickle Carlos to death!" Kai said as she attacked her friend's ribs from behind.
Carlos wrapped his arms around his middle and burst out laughing, trying to get away from her. His strength was usually greater, but when he couldn't breathe from laughter, Kai had the advantage.
"Cut it /wheeze/ out!" he cried. Kai pulled him onto the bed and continued with her attack.
"Not so macho anymore, are you?" she asked, an evil grin spread across her face.
"Kai-Tara Lee! I'll get you for this!" he cried, his eyes squeezed shut from laughing so hard.
"Not if you're laughing you're not!"
"Let go of me right now!" he cried.
"You wish!" Kai said with a laugh.
"Come on! Please?"
"Well, since you asked so nicely..." Kai lifted her hands above her head and backed up away from him quickly.
He sat up, his face bright red. "You're going to pay for that Kai!"
She squeaked and hid behind Bakura. "Oooh! Hide me!" she said, only half joking.
"Yeah, right. You won't get away with this!" Carlos said, coming up to Bakura who backed up into the hall, taking Kai with him. "Kai, get over here!" Carlos reached around Bakura and grabbed his best friend's arm.
Practically cackling with laughter, Kai was dragged out from behind her friend. "Bakura! Help!" she called.
Getting into it, Bakura grabbed Kai's other arm and the two guys played tug of war with her. They pulled her back and forth, her laughing in the middle.
"Hey! Let go of her! I have to get my revenge!" Carlos said, grinning.
"Bakura! Don't let go! He's pure evil! Help me!" Kai laughed.
Tea, Tristan and Joey were laughing so hard they were in danger of falling over. Even Yami was laughing harder than normal.
"Don't worry! I've got you!" Bakura said as Carlos gave a hard tug and Kai's hand slid slightly from his grip.
"Eeee! Bakura!" Kai cried.
"You two are going to rip her apart!" Tea said.
"I've heard of two guys fighting over the same girl, but this is ridiculous!" Tristan cracked.
Regaining his hold, Bakura gave a pull as Kai squeaked again. Carlos wasn't expecting it and Kai's hand slipped out of his. Bakura and Kai stumbled backwards as Carlos stood there, a bit confused.
"Oh, my hero," Kai said, taking Bakura's hands in her own. "You saved me from the evil sorcerer who tried to kidnap me." Everyone cracked up, including Bakura, who went slightly red. Kai was struggling very hard to keep a straight face and she wasn't succeeding very well. "Now we will live happily ever after from now until forever," she said, pressing her cheek against Bakura's, making him go a deeper shade of red as he laughed along with everyone else.
Carlos was laughing so hard he fell onto the bed and couldn't breathe. Yami was laughing harder than he probably ever had in his life, and Tea, Tristan and Joey had to hold onto each other for support. Yami could hear Yugi's uncontrollable laughter in his mind and trying to picture what his counter-part must look like, only made him laugh harder.
Regaining control of himself, Carlos stood up and grabbed Kai's wrist, pulling her away from Bakura.
"Now you will come with me and I will inflict my powers of tickle torture on you!" he said, pulling her towards the bed.
"Bakura! Help! Oh, help!" Kai exclaimed, reaching out to him with her other arm, tears leaking out of her eyes from laughing so hard.
"No, evil sorcerer! You won't take her!" Bakura said, unsheathing an imaginary sword. "Release her now!" he said, grinning.
Carlos threw her down onto the bed and pulled out his own imaginary sword.
"Oh, Bakura! Be careful!" Kai cried, reaching for him.
"Now we will fight to the death!" Carlos cried as the two guys pretended to fence.
The three of them were laughing so hard it was becoming difficult to continue with their ridiculous skit. After a few minutes of Carlos and Bakura sword fighting and Kai's occasional, "Bakura! Look out! He'll skewer you!", Bakura pointed over Carlos' shoulder.
"Oh, look over there!" he said.
Carlos turned, allowing his 'enemy' to stab him in the stomach. Gripping at the imaginary sword, Carlos made a number of choking sounds and stumbled stupidly around for a few seconds. He then made a greatly exaggerated fall and lay there on the floor, unmoving, with his tongue hanging out of his mouth. Joey actually did fall down laughing at this, followed shortly by Tristan. Yami and Tea were now holding themselves up on opposite sides of the doorframe.
"Oh, Bakura!" Kai said, as he walked over to her after sheathing his 'sword' again. She gazed up at him with exaggerated adoration in her eyes and a grin so stupid it was hard for Bakura to keep his face straight.
"Now I will take you to my castle and we will live happily ever after, just as we were meant to be," he said, taking her hands and bringing her to her feet. At that all three of them joined the others in a fit of laughter, Bakura and Kai holding each other up, Carlos' arms wrapped around him, trying to control himself, but to no avail.
"I think we just made the Guineas Book of World Records for dumbest three person skit ever done!" Kai said, after she could breathe again.
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a/n: Hope you liked that. I'm proud of my three person skit. I thought it was kind of funny. I hope you thought so too. I hope I got Bakura's character right... Anyway, please review!
