Whee! ^_^ First chapter is up! (Note, there's only going to be two chapters -_-;) Thanks to everyone who reviewed!

Sunruner: Yes! Feel sorry for him! Eheheh…

Lash the Wind Adept: Lash, my friend! ^_~ I only poke Ivan because I dislike 'im. *glares* Do you dislike Piers?

Kristi: ^_^ Thanks!

Anyways…. Piers, do the disclaimer!

Piers: -_-; Talas does not own the Golden Sun, or the characters, however, she does own the Vale Disco Tech….

And on with the story!

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It was opening night at the Disco Tech in the newly rebuilt Vale. Everyone in town had come and they even had a few foreigners in from nearby towns such as Vault, Lunpa, and even a couple from Biblin.

Of coarse, two of our Adepts (Felix and Piers), weren't thrilled with the idea, and obviously, weren't too motivated to come, that is, until Jenna had her say in things.

The pair sat in the back booth in the Disco, drinking, Garret was off in some other booth pigging out, and the others were mingling about in the crowd, the dancing would start later.

"Tell me why we're here again." Said Piers irritably.

Felix sighed and took a long swig of his drink, "We're here because Jenna threatened to Serpent Flame us all week if we didn't."

"Oh… Right." He sighed, "I still don't want to be here."

"And I do? Come on, Piers. As long as we're here let's have a good time. I may not like disco that much, but it's fun."

"No way." He replied, shooting down the idea. There's absolutely no way he was going to dance, none what-so-ever. He took a sip of his beer, then paused, why did he have the feeling someone was watching him?

He looked out into the crowd only to see five, no wait… Six pairs of eyes glaring their way. "Um, Felix?" He asked hesitantly.

"Yeah, Piers?"

"Why is everyone staring at us?"

"Wha?" He glanced around, "Oh." He laughed, "Probably because we're the only ones old enough to drink." Glancing in the direction of his sister, Felix grinned and took a big gulp.

Jenna scowled before stomping off, ooh, he was in for it later.

"Felix, you're going to get drunk, drinking like that." Piers noted

He smirked, "And that's a bad thing? What about you? We had a pretty hard time with that waitress." He chuckled at that, the waitress that had came by earlier asked if they would liked something to drink and had refused to give Piers anything to drink because she though he looked too young and Piers simply refused to tell her his age, so Felix ended up buying two and sneaking the second to Piers.

"I'm not telling anyone my age!" Huffed Piers, "Don't I look old enough to drink?!"

He laughed again, "You 'look' like you're younger then me (1)"

"So?!"

"So nothing. But if you don't look your age and refuse to tell anyone it…" He smiled, "People will just assume you are the age you look."

Piers sighed, "It's going to be a loooong night, isn't it?"

"Oh yeah." Felix replied instantly, taking a few sips of his beer before setting it on the table.

Hm, what could he do to make the night a little more interesting?

"Piers," Felix said after a pause, "What do you have against disco?"

"Nothing!" He replied quickly, crossing his arms and looking away, "I… Just don't like it, that's all."

The Valean smirked, "You can't dance."

"Not one bit."

"Thought so…" A grin slowly spread across his face. Piers was never going to forget tonight…

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The dancing had started, and the Adepts were all (well, almost all) out on the floor, dancing. Isaac was doing the robot with Mia. Garret was moon walking towards the kitchen, Sheba was doing the Electric slide (2), Ivan was nearby doing that strange dance with the peace signs in front of his eyes, and Jenna was off doing the Hustle. And Kraden –however hard it was to believe- was attempting to break dance, and surprisingly enough, he wasn't that bad.

But, the most surprising of all Felix, was dancing.

'He must be drunk. He must be drunk.' Piers told himself, staring at Felix as he did one of the more commonly seen Disco dances (whatever it's called when you wave you're arm up and down… Think Elvis), sure, Felix said he wanted to have a good time as long as they were here, but this? Surely no.

"Felix, what *are* you doing?! " He hissed.

"Dancin'." Came the simple reply.

"Someone will see you!" He hissed again, irritated.

Felix stopped and blinked at him innocently, "So? Do you have a problem with other people looking at me?"

Piers blushed furiously, "What!? No! Wait, I mean yes! Er, I mean I don't mean- its just- GAH!" Piers fell back into the seat as he realized Felix was only an inch or two away from him, "Felix!"

"Well?" He asked impatiently, "Do you, or don't you?"

"NO!" He yelled loudly, so loudly in fact, several people turned to stare.

"God, Piers," Felix commented cheerfully, "You didn't have to yell."

Laughing, he stood straight and started dancing again, "Piers, dance with me!"

"No."

"Why not?"

"It's childish!" He stuttered, "I'm, I'm, too old for this!"

Felix laughed, "No one's too old for disco, Piers! Take Kraden for example, he's dancing!"

They both turned to see Kraden as he tried to spin on his head, only to fall… Into a table leg… And have his foot catch the tablecloth…. And pull an entire set of dirty dishes down on the old man.

"Ouch." Muttered Felix, wincing, "He's gonna feel that tomorrow morning…"

"See?!" Wailed Piers, using Kraden as an excuse, "If I dance, THAT will happen to me!"

"Don't break dance then." Felix said with a shrug.

"I'm NOT dancing."

"Come on, Piers!" He chirped, "It's fun!"

"No." Refused the Water Adept flatly.

"Auw… Please?"

"NO."

This silenced him, but only for a second, "…Chicken." Smirking, he flapped his arms like said bird, all the while making clucking sounds, and as if to emphasize his point, 'The Funky Chicken' started to blare from the sound system. Felix snickered, "Great timing, eh, (3) Piers?" Without waiting for a reply, he started to chant, "Piers is a chicken, Piers is a chicken, cluck, cluck, cluck!"

Piers fumed, "Am not."

To further irritate the Lemurian, he pecked him on the cheek.

"FELIX!" He wailed, turned red.

"Yes chicken?"

Piers cupped Felix's face in his hands, glaring knifes at him, "Look at me."

"I am, chicken." He replied cheerfully.

"And call me Piers!"

"Okay, chicken-Piers."

He glared and, "Listen to me! Disco is DEAD, Felix!"

As soon as he said that, everything came to a halt, crickets could be heard chirping outside the window, and everyone turned to glare at the poor Lemurian.

"WHAT did you just say?!" Demanded Jenna, angrily.

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1) If you pay close attention to what the characters say in the game, right after Lemuria, you'll see Sheba say, 'You and I look roughly the same age, but how old are you really?', assuming 'roughly' means within a few years, I'm guessing Piers looks to be about 16.

2) I hope that's actually a dance…O_o;

3) As you can probably guess from that, I'm Canadian. But I do not live in an igloo like so many Americans seem to think!

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Buwhahaha! ^_^ Cliffhanger! …Sort of… Anyways, read and review! My tigers I ordered off Ebay have arrive so do it… Or else!

Piers torturing in the next chapter! Meaning, he must dance!

Piers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Oh, before I forget, I want to apologize to anyone who read the prologue and didn't what yaoi, I'm sorry, it just turned out that way.