The next mourning Wednesday all seemed quiet and peaceful. But alas like the night before Christmas it wasn't. The boys had gotten up early and called a 'super secret meeting'; which was being held in the closet.
"Beast boy, move!"
"Hey! I'm not the one who's taking up all the space. It's tin man here."
"Just get on with the meeting so I can kill bb."
"Alright team, what have we learned from operation GNO?"
"Raven looks hot in anything?"
"No. Star is way too friendly or she is a bi/gay."
"Yes. So how should we find out?"
"I thought we already concluded that raven's hot?" NO! The other two shouted in unison.
"Besides, don't you like Terra?"
"Yeah! But in the mean time..."
"Focious! Now back to Starfire, I think we should say that we're going on a camping trip, just us guys. In reality we would stay at the tower to spy on them, only to jump in if things get sexual."
"Sounds good. Let's get out of here before my toes turn blue." Once out and stretched, the normal fight over what to make for breakfast started.
Raven woke up later than usual, only to find a sleeping star next to her. She had a major headache and decided to meditate a little.
In Raven's mind
That was a very interesting, raven had to admit. sigh Love get over here! Yeah, what you need? Was it just me or was star being to friendly? I guess you'll just have to ask her. Ok, but how? Why are you asking me that's intelligence's job, so the three ravens concocted a plan to test if star was attracted to girls.
The main room
"Hey Raven, is star up yet?"
"No robin, I think she's still asleep. By the way could I talk to you?"
"Ah, s-sure," I hope she's not to mad about us spying on her, and if she is it was all bb's idea.
"I need you guys to get out of the tower for a day, why don't you go on a camping trip or something."
"Um, ok. Why?"
"I'll tell you later. Quick act normal she's coming!"
"Hi, star. I take it you slept well."
"Yes very well indeed. Thank you for asking robin."
"So, what did you think of last night?"
"Thanks so much, Raven for teaching making me see a good time!"
"You mean I showed you a great time?"
"Yes, it was wonderful," purred star.
"Hey robin what was that all about," cy asked.
"I don't know?"
"I mean, what did Rae want?"
"The funny thing is she wants us out of the tower for a day."
"That's weird, you don't think she likes star?!"
"No way, my girl is gay," bb injected.
"Well we'll be spying on them anyway right?"
"Course, but how?"
"We'll use a bug again, but this one will be a mini cam." That afternoon the boys announce that they were going on a one day camping trip and would be back on Thursday. At four the boys 'left', leaving the girls 'alone'.
The girls went to the mall, meditated, and played video games at Star's request. Both beat the boys' high score five times over. All was normal and uneventful until 10:00, when the girls started their girl talk. The boys had heard enough complaining about the monthly visitor, villains, ghost stories, the occasional joke, until the good stuff, their thoughts on the boys.
"So star, who do you like?"
"Well, I used to like cy..."
"Oh, yeah who's da bomb!"
"Shut-up, I'm trying to listen!!"
"I just wish he'd ask out."
"You mean ask you out?"
"Yeah, hey who do you like?"
"Who'd ask you out!!"
"Dude raven's gonna say how she totally digs me."
"sigh I used to like bb, like you, but he tries to hard to impress me, and he's never focused. That's why I like cy, he can be immature but is also serious when he needs to be. I like how robin is mysterious, but he's way too serious. static more static nothing"
"What happened?"
"Beats me."
"I think the batteries are dead."
"So she isn't gay."
"I'm still not totally convinced, she could be a bi."
"So, she still likes you."
"Yeah, all you have to do is ask her out."
"You know for once you're actually right bb."
"Oh, yeah. pause Hey!!"
"Look as much as I want to argue with you I still have to sleep, so please SHUT-UP!"
Well she seems straight, but I'll do plan B just in case. What is plan b any way?
Love! What?! What's plan B? The internet quiz. What internet quiz? Many that plan is lame. Thanks for pointing out the obvious, obvious! You have a better plan then? Actually...
Ok so I'll do plan B and C.
Thursday morning
"Hey star take this quiz for me please."
"Ok. It is called ?id8 correct?"
"Um, yeah."
"So, star what did you get?"
"What does gay mean?"
Raven who had been drinking her tea spit it out. "What, let me see that test!"
"What is wrong did I make a error?"
"Um yeah, star you said you were a boy." Stupid
"Why don't you take the test?"
"Fine, I guess it's only fair."
"WHAT! I'M NOT BIESEXUAL! I HATE INNTERNET QUIZES WHAT DO THEY KNOW?"
"You seem upset. I'll go make you some happiness pudding."
About five minutes later star came rushing out of the kitchen with the pudding, while raven ran into make sure star didn't poison her. The two collided. As if raven's day couldn't get any worse the pudding landed right on her head, with half of the contience on her torso. That had to be when the boys arrived, so while bb and robin were laughing their head off cy, remembering what raven had said about him, helped her up. Raven stormed off to her room, with star at her heals.
"Friend raven, I am truly sorry. How could I make you forgive me?"
"Are you gay?!"
"What is gay?"
"Star are you attracted to girls a.k.a. ME!"
"I'm sorry friend raven but I do not like you in that way."
"sigh Thank you star, now if you'd excuse me I need to take a shower."
In the end robin asked star out, cy was nicer to Raven, and bb was the same that guy couldn't take a hint if it bit him on the butt.
Operation GNO closed, conclusion star is just really really nice.
