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Chapter 05: Toilet Seats

Yusuke was pissed off. Like, really pissed off. How many friggin' detentions was he going to get? But more importantly: WHEN WAS HE GOING TO GET EXPELLED?!

So he began to ask around. Gather information. Stuff like that. And he heard a lot of stuff about the Weasley twins, heroes in their own right. They'd flown off on their broomsticks last year, never to return to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry as students EVER AGAIN.

Yusuke wished he could do that. Ride off into the sunset after committing a particularly heinous crime, like the main character in one of those outlaw-cowboy-type movies. And as it was coming to the end of middle of the year, Yusuke had to act fast.

What to do, what to do?

"A gift," Yusuke muttered aloud. Kuwabara looked at his friend from across the room.

"Wha-"

"Nothing, Kuwabara."

A gift... It would have to be good. Like... a Spirit Gun through the roof. Or... uprooting Hagrid's pumpkin patch... Or... stealing something...

But what could he steal? Something not so valuable that they'd chop off his head. Just something that would get him expelled...

A statue? No WAY. A school owl? What the heck would he want one of those for? A plate? Hmm... A toilet seat. Maybe... Maybe he could "ask" one of the prefects to give him the password to their bathroom. He'd heard that the toilet seats in there were solid gold and that the sinks were pure silver. Hmm... It was just a toilet seat, after all.

But it would really piss off Dumbledore.

Yusuke had gotten it from one of the Hufflepuff prefects.

"Persniffle!"

What in the hell did that mean? Persniffle? But anyway, Yusuke stood in one of the stalls with Harry's Invisibility Cloak (it had been borrowed, not stolen) and looked at the toilet seats. He had actually done his homework last night by looking up the spell required to do the deed, and was now trying to actually remember it. It began with a 'b', right?

"Burpio, britio, bripo... Oh, yeah! Abripio!"

It's too bad they're not really solid gold, the Spirit Detective thought as he looked at what he had written on his palm to see what the 'make-smaller' spell was.

"Reducio!" And with that, he pocketed the miniscule toilet seat.

That would send a message.

Albus Dumbledore sighed when the alert sounded in his office. He really should go down there, or at least send someone else, but he had the oddest feeling that the one who had committed the discrepancy was none other than Yusuke Urameshi, wanting vengeance. Ah, well. Toilet seats were replaceable. The boy was actually doing him a favor. He'd been wanting new ones for the prefects' bathroom anyway.

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Author's Notes: Abripioto detatch

The only real reason why I included this is because of the first chapter of the sequel. The sooner I posted this one, the sooner I could get Trick Questions up. I hope that I'm not putting up the chapters up too fast, but all of these chapters are already written and are only undergoing a quick overview. So review? Please?

Oh, and I forgot, I started a C2! ::crickets chirp:: ::sheepishly:: Just felt like mentioning it to you... you know, in case you wanted to check it out...

Regarding Trick Questions (a.k.a. 'THE SEQUEL')

I've already gone through two drafts of the first chapter, and I'm working on my third. I've written up the basis for chapter 2, and I'm planning out future events. Please be patient (even though I'm about as impatient as you are for the darn thing to get posted) because I want to finish putting up the Deleted Scenes before I start on the sequel. I promise to make up for this delay by, erm... putting a little teaser of it in the last Deleted Scene (there are ten in all).