I need to go to the bathroom. And Padfootikachu-chan is talking to me online. And Ranma 1/2 calls. So, I'll make this quick, as usual. Thanks to all the reviewers (s91, winner-loser, KristiexxNguyen, shaman7, elyssalyn)! As for winner-loser's question, -shrugs- maybe, maybe not. I'm not too sure, I mean, I like LysergJeanne, but I ALSO like HaoJeanne and LysergMillie, and those two pairings would make the story easier because then, if Lyserg and Jeanne got together, Millie and Hao would be alone...(I mean, they can't get together after all! o.O) So, I'm not too sure. Maybe I'll just make Hao and Millie loners...mmm, good idea. Faust VIII and Eliza are married in this fic, by the way. Faust's a teacher at their school. Quite...interesting...he was evil till Yoh defeated him, and...yeah. Small mention of Illumina in this fic. ;D Do your best not to flame. It hurts my pathetic heart.

-

-

-

Disclaimer: AHAHAHA! I OWN THE DVDS! XD -drools- Tao Ren...ahh...seksay...well, I don't own Shaman King, as much as I'd like to. It's clouding my conscience...I can't write as well with the thought of me not owning it in my mind...YOU MUST PERSUADE, ERM, WHOEVER OWNS SHAMAN KING (unfortunately, I forgot - -) TO GIVE IT OVER TO ME AND THEN I'LL WRITE BETTER FANFICTION! -faints-

-

-

-

Changes

-

-

-

Chapter One: Yoh no Hentai

-

-

-

The five boys had carried the girls over to Faust VIII's classroom, each boy holding their respective crushes (well, besides Hao, who got stuck with Millie). Therefore, Yoh carried Anna, Tamao was held by Horo Horo, Ren (surprisingly) carried Pirika, and Lyserg carried Jeanne.

-

-

-

Yoh laid Anna down gently on a cot that Eliza had hastily put up in the back of the room. Next to him, Lyserg appeared reluctant to let go of Jeanne, but eventually put her down on another cot. Hao looked ready to drop Millie like a hot poker if Eliza hadn't given him such a intimidating look (yes, even soon-to-be-villains-when-they-grow-up can get scared); so he just put her down on another cot. Horo Horo set Tamao down on a fourth cot and brushed a soft lock of hair out of her face. The two twins, the Ainu, and dowser turned to Ren, who was inching very, very close to Pirika's face, his spike of hair twitching almost thoughtfully.

-

-

-

Yoh, Hao, and Lyserg then turned to Horo Horo, sweatdropping as they saw the major vein popping in his temple. "Don't even think about it, Tao," he muttered, pointing his snowboard warningly at the Chinese shaman.

-

-

-

Ren came out of a daze and hurriedly set Pirika down on the fifth cot. Yoh and Hao exchanged knowing smirks; the only thing they really connected with besides looks and power was their strange ability to understand other people's feelings. They'd known for a long, long time that Ren had admired Pirika.

-

-

-

Faust shooed the boys away from his "dear patients" and parted a few flaxen locks of hair from Anna's scalp, revealing a rather nasty-looking bruise. Stepping over to Jeanne, he did the same, showing the holy maiden also had a slightly better, but all the same bad wound on her head. Examining Pirika, Tamao, and Millie revealed that they only had some minor cuts and bruises. And still, the necromancer doctor looked worried.

-

-

-

"They'll be all right," he muttered, busily bending over Anna and Jeanne while applying salve and bandages to their wounds and at the same time hiding his expression. "They'll have to stay at my house for the weekends, though."

-

-

-

Hao nodded and shoved his hands into his pockets, smiling secretly and walking out. Finally, with the stupid itako out of the way, he could plan some world domination--and actually launch his plans this time.

-

-

-

Ren shot one last look at Pirika and walked out with Horo Horo, who was happily discussing the dynamics of snowboarding (even though he knew the Chinese shaman wasn't listening). Lyserg stepped into pace with them, absentmindedly swinging his dowsing chain. But Yoh stayed behind.

-

-

-

Walking softly up to Faust, who was still tending to the girls, Yoh tuned off the music from his cassette player for a moment; he had a feeling this would be important. "Faust, you're hiding something," he said quietly.

-

-

-

Faust continued to wipe blood from a cut on Pirika's right shin, not looking up. "There's a spell."

-

-

-

Yoh paused. This wasn't the answer he had thought Faust would say. He had thought that Anna's wound was more serious, or that the accident had triggered some hidden disease. But this was unexpected. "Spell?"

-

-

-

Faust gazed at his wife Eliza, who was tending to Tamao a few cots away. "A spell," the German doctor repeated. "Someone has cast a spell on the five girls, and I think whoever it was was the person who crashed into them. That was why it was a hit and run...if it had really been an accident, don't you think the person would have gotten out of their car and helped the girls?

-

-

-

Yoh rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "I suppose...but what kind of spell was it?" His eyes widened. "A harmful one? Will Anna-chan die?"

-

-

-

Faust chuckled as he heard the shaman's disability to think of anyone else but the itako. "No. It's a strange spell...a kind of "soul-switching" spell. I'll have to do research on it, to figure out what it's real purpose is, so I'll be needing your help."

-

-

-

"My help?"

-

-

-

"Eliza will be away on the weekend to visit her cousin Illumina. With me busy on research, Hao planning world domination ("AGAIN?!!!") and like I'd want him to watch over the girls anyway, Ren has to accompany his sister to Patch Village, Horo Horo is going to Chocolove's, and Lyserg is leaving to try and find out who murdered his parents. So, conveniently, you're left to watch the patients." His smile turned dangerous. "You'd better take care of them."

-

-

-

Yoh knew not to turn down Faust VIII when he was like this. "Yes sir."

-

-

-

"Reapply their bandages daily. If they wake up, tell me immediately. Make sure the room they're staying in isn't too cold. Don't try to kiss Anna-san while she's sleeping. If they don't wake up after a day, start force feeding them water and soup."

-

-

-

"Yes sir. Yes sir. Yes sir. Yes si--WHAT?!!"

-

-

-

Faust laughed. "Only kidding, Yoh-kun. Come to my house at 6:00 PM, with clothes for the weekend and anything else you need. Sayonara!"

-

-

-

Still laughing, the doctor walked out, his wife following him (giving Yoh a small smile before departing). Yoh stared after them, mouth open.

-

-

-

'How...how'd he know I wanted to try and kiss Anna-chan?!!'

-

-

-

Cute enough ending, ne? Ah, if you didn't know, Yoh no Hentai means "Yoh is a pervert". I know Yoh's not a perv, but...-shrugs- Ryu can rub off on people. -grin- Review, people! I'll update as soon as I can! Lots of YohAnna from now on. Heeheehahahaha...oh yeah, and Hao blows more stuff up! ;D