The D Word
Sango walked into her blue room. "It's BLUE!!!"
"You like?" Kagome asked.
"Of Course!!!" Sango exclaimed, looking on her bed. It had a light blue comforter, like something could fall asleep in fast.
"Oh yeah, Miroku and Inuyasha invited us over, like now. So unpack fast. Come on Ayame." Kagome said and headed for the front door with Ayame trailing behind her.
"I could use some help!" Sango yelled.
"Oh, I'll send Miroku." Kagome said and opened the door.
"Crap." Sango mumbled, and bent over to unzip her bag.
"It's a pretty nice view from here." Miroku said looking down.
Sango scoffed, "Perv." She was just about to slap him, but he raised his right hand. She jolted back.
"Whoa." Sango said, "Someone has magically powers." She said this spreading her fingers and moving them swiftly.
"No, just power." Miroku said and grinned.
"Ok?" Sango said and continued to unpack.
"So what do you need help with?" Miroku asked, crouching down next to her.
Sango fell on the floor. A small "Ow." Came out her mouth. "Don't scare me like that." Sango said.
"Sorry. But tell me, what do you need help with?" Miroku said, and put his hand on her shoulder.
Sango shrugged it off. "I need help put my clothes in the drawers."
"Ok." Miroku took one bag and unzipped it. He placed it on her bed.
'Oh, what do we have here?' He thought to himself. The bag held her underwear and bras.
'Look, she has a thong. I want to catch her in one of these. By touching her butt.' He continued to think. He grinned.
"So Sango, is this Victoria's Secret?" Miroku said. And held the thong on his finger.
"Huh?" Sango said and turned to him.
"Oh crap! Get out of there!" Sango yelled and sprinted to him.
"Now Sango violence is not the ans-"but he was cut off by being tackled by Sango. They fell straight to the floor.
:: Inuyasha's Dorm ::
"What was that?" Inuyasha asked.
"Don't think anything hentai. Inuyasha please, don't." Kagome said taking a bite of pepperoni pizza.
"I'm not Miroku." Inuyasha said.
:: Sango's Dorm ::
"Oh, Miroku. I'm sorry. But I don't feel ok with you looking through my personal stuff." Sango said.
"It's ok, Sango dear." Miroku said.
"Eh?" Sango crinkled her nose when he called her that. To her that was a strange name.
Sango got on her feet. "Here, go do that one over there." Sango said and pointed to the black suitcase that she had opened already.
"Ok." Miroku said and scrambled to his feet.
After about 5 minutes of silence, Miroku asked.
"Sango, are you a virgin?"
Sango's eye's widened, and her heart beat fast, "Yes, why do you ask?"
"Just asking." Miroku said.
"Uh-huh. And you?" Sango said.
He cursed under his breath, "Uh, uh." He laughed nervously.
"I take that as a yes." Sango said, and sat down on her bed.
"Yeah." Miroku said, and he was still nervous.
"Come sit with me." Sango said.
"Ok." Miroku said and sat down next to her.
"So why do you ask every girl you meet, to bear your child?" Sango asked.
"Because every time I ask that, and get a yes I take them out, then find who's perfect." Miroku said looking up at the ceiling.
"Oh, I see. That's a good plan. What if I would have said yes at the airport?" Sango asked.
"Well, I would of kissed you in the car, when Inuyasha and Kags left." Miroku said looking down from the ceiling. "Would you have kissed back?"
"Uh, yeah I guess." Sango said confused. 'What am I saying, I barely met him, and I already agreed to kissing him ba-"Sango was cut off by the soft touch of Miroku's lips against hers.
"Miroku!!! Get off!" Sango yelled and pushed him off her.
"Ok." Miroku said and turned away.
"Don't think you're getting away so easily." Sango said.
"Huh?" Miroku said and turned back to her.
SLAP!
Miroku rubbed his red cheek.
"Whoa. Sorry was that hard?" Sango said. 'Wait. Why am I worrying?'
"Nah. You should of seen Inuyasha. You see I didn't know that he and Kagome were going out, I couldn't control my hand so once I did." Miroku chuckled. "Man, you should of seen Kagome's face."
Sango giggled. But then she imagined Inuyasha. Oh Inuyasha! That must have been bad.
"So what did he do to you?" Sango asked very curious. She got up and walked over to continue unpacking.
"Oh, well Inuyasha practically tackled me, like you did earlier. I got a black eye and a few bruises. It hurt but, now it's funny." Miroku answered.
"Do you need help?" Miroku said.
Once they finished packing, they headed over to Inuyasha's dorm.
"THEY HAVE ARRIVED! FINALLY!" Kagome let out.
"Here's your guys' pizza." Inuyasha said, and gave them the pizza box. There was enough for Sango and Miroku.
Once Sango was done, she got up and stretched.
Miroku let his hand go.
"MIROKU! YOU HENTAI!!!" Sango yelled.
SLAP!
Then Sango stormed out of the room.
"I'll be back." Miroku said and walked out the door.
"I wonder why she got so mad?" Ayame thought out loud.
"Hello, she just got groped!" Kagome exclaimed. "Don't you remember when Miroku first groped you?"
Ayame blushed.
"You were bending over after volleyball practice, and he touched you. You stormed off, and walked into this room, because you thought it was ours. You saw Kouga topless, and wet. You feel in love with him there." Kagome said.
"Now I remember." Ayame said, and snuggled into Kouga's open arms. Kouga smiled.
Sango was in the kitchen, getting something to drink. She hears a sound and looked up from the fridge. "I guess it was nothing."
She walked down the hall type thing, and opened her door. Her eyes shot open. She found Miroku on her bed, with everything off but his boxers.
"What are you doing here?" Sango said, laced with anger.
"I've come to deflower you." Miroku said.
"Huh? You just met me, and you already want to 'deflower' me?" Sango said crinkling her nose.
"Yeah, kinda that how it goes." Miroku said.
"But why?" Sango said, she felt her cheeks warm up.
"Because," He said and got up, "You the prettiest girl I have ever met. Not to mention smart, with a good arm. That last slap hurt."
"And you're the hottest and the weirdest pervert I have ever met." Sango said.
"Really? So do you still want me to deflower you?" Miroku asked.
"Uh.. no." Sango said and slipped to the other wall.
"What do you mean by weird?" Miroku asked barely getting what she just said.
"Well, for one you already want to deflower me. Most perverts would have stalked, and you took another path. Which to me was good news. Second, do you always think about girls?" Sango asked.
"Why do you ask?" Miroku asked calmly.
"I've always wanted to know, just on the need to know basis." Sango said, and took a seat on her bed.
"Need to know?" Miroku asked.
"Change that to kinda want to know." Sango explained.
"Ok, on a daily basis, it's my family, friends, school, sports, and then girls. Does that help you?" Miroku asked.
"Aww. You think about your family first! That so cute." Sango said.
Miroku blushed, "You know it's not all girls, girls, girls for me. I care about other things too."
"I know. I kinda guessed that." Sango said and walked toward the door. "Don't forget to change."
"Don't forget to not wear any clothes when you sleep."
"PERV! Just change. I know you're mus- musc-muscul- ar forget it just change." Sango said, blushing.
"You think my body's sexy." Miroku said with a grin.
"N-n. Forget it just change!" Sango said and walked out of the room, slamming the door behind her.
"She does." Miroku answered to himself.
She leaned against the closed door, feeling her warm cheek. 'Why am I blushing?' "Oh yeah, he wanted to deflower me."
The door opened and Sango fell back. She felt a pair of arms catch her.
"Thanks Miroku." Sango said and looked up.
"Anytime." Miroku said.
"They stared into each other's eyes, getting lost in brown and violet whirlpools.
"You have beautiful eyes." Miroku said, breaking the silence.
"Thanks." Sango said, as a light pink sprinkled over her nose and cheeks.
"Why are you blushing?" Miroku asked.
"I'm not blushing!" Sango declared and stumbled to her feet.
"Yeah you are." Miroku said, and brushed his hand over her cheeks. "They're really warm."
"No they're not." Sango said, and pushed away his hand.
"Whatever you say." Miroku said.
"Let's go get Baskin Robins." Sango said.
"Ok. I'll drive." Miroku said.
"Oh no you won't.' Sango said.
"Believe me you'll want to come with once we go outside." Miroku said, and grabbed her hand.
"NOO!!!! LET ME GET MY KEYS!!!" Sango yelled, and broke free from his grip. "Just kidding, I'm gonna change. Don't do anything stupid!"
"I told you already, it not always girls for me." Miroku said. 'Man I'm lying through my teeth!'
"I know, but sometimes perverts can be change their minds." Sango said, and slammed the door shut.
Miroku took a seat on the couch in their living room, and glanced up at the ceiling. He looked at the designs, a big flower in the middle, where the fan was, and roots leading to the corners. The sky blue background and clouds.
Sango's bedroom door opened, reviling a new Sango to him. She was wearing baggy black capris, a green shirt with Eeyore on it saying: Enjoy boredom... it's all you have, and black flip flops.
"I don't think that shirt is tight enough for me." Miroku said and grinned.
Sango rolled her eyes in annoyance, "Come on my craving is really bad!" she walked up to him and grabbed his wrist.
"Ok, I get it!" Miroku aid, breaking loose from her tight grip.
"Let me lock this door, and then we can see what Inuyasha and Kagome are doing." Sango said with a smirk.
"Ok, whatever you say." Miroku answered back.
"Yeah right like you didn't want to go see them." Sango said, locking the door.
Miroku glanced down, he grinned. 'Wait, if you touch her, she'll scream and you won't get to see what Inuyasha and Kagome were doing!' He jerked his hand back.
Sango finished locking the door, and walked over to the room next door. They cracked the door open, and saw Inuyasha and Kagome making out.
"AHH! My virgin eyes!!!!" Sango yelped. Miroku looked down at her and chuckled. He glanced up and saw Inuyasha coming toward them.
"Shit, let's go!" Miroku said and grabbed Sango's hand, and started running toward the elevator.
"Crap, they got away!" Inuyasha said.
"Leave them alone." Kagome said, and her and Inuyasha went back to doing what they were doing before. (A/N: Which personally, I don't want to write about what goes on between them, because I don't know what exactly they can do!)
Sango was laughing while they were going down the elevator. Miroku was slightly a bit nervous, because Inuyasha can be scary when he's mad. Sometimes not even Kagome could control him.
But soon after, they stepped off the elevator, and walked down to the parking lot.
"This is your car!?" Sango shouted in amazment, pointing to the black Mustang in front of her.
"I told you would want to come with me, and let me drive." Miroku said and opened the passengers seat door, "Ladies first."
"You're so nice." Sango said and winked, making Miroku blush.
Miroku plopped into the driver seat, "Open the glove compartment, there should be some CDs to your liking."
"Ok." Sango said and opened the glove compartment, and saw millions of CDs! She took some out to look at the names. Maroon 5, caught her eye first. She put it the CD player and the first song she thought of, This Love.
I was so high I did not recognize
The fire burning in her eyes
The chaos that controlled my mind
Whispered goodbye as she got on a plane
Never to return again
But always in my heart
This love has taken its toll on me
She said goodbye too many times before
And her heart is breaking in front of me
I have no choice, cause I won't say goodbye anymore
I tried my best to feed her appetite
Keep her coming every night
So hard to keep her satisfied
Kept playing love like it was just a game
Pretending to feel the same
Then turn around and leave again
This love has taken its toll on me
She said goodbye too many times before
And her heart is breaking in front of me
I have no choice, cause I won't say goodbye anymore
"I take it that you like this song." Miroku said, as he pulled out the parking lot.
"Of course I do!" Sango said then her phone rang.
"Hello?" Sango asked. "Oh, Kohaku."
"Tell dad I called. Well, technically you called, but anyways you get what I'm saying." Sango explained, "Uh-huh. KIRARA!!! I can't believe I almost forgot about her!"
"Kirara?" Miroku asked.
Sango put her hand over the mouth of the cell phone, "She's my cat."
Miroku pulled into the Baskin Robins parking lot, and turned off the car.
After they ordered, or should I say Sango ordered, they sat down.
"I thought you said in the dorm, that you would get something. You lied to me!" Sango said and took a sip of her Cappuccino Blast.
"I never said that." Miroku said.
"Sure. So what do you want to do now?" Sango asked.
"All I need to be happy is, a tank full of gas and some one to cruise with."
"Really, than is that pleases you?" Sango asked.
"Not really." Miroku said.
"Oh. Then don't go any farther." Sango said, backing off a little bit.
"Whatever." Miroku said. "Why don't we go now?"
"Fine." Sango said.
They walked out of the Baskin Robins, and into the parking lot. Miroku turned on the car, and drove off. The ride was in silence until Sango broke it.
"Why are you a womanizer?"
Miroku chuckled, "That's something I would want to keep to myself, Lady Sango."
Moonlit-night98: I finished the second chapter!
Sango: Why are you a womanizer?
Miroku: chuckles nervously
Moonlit-night98: Personally, I wouldn't want to know.
Inuyasha: Actually that's a good question.
Kagome: Yeah it is. I want to know too!!
(Everyone looks at Miroku)
Sango: Anyways, on the next College Craziness: Sango and Miroku cruise around, finding their lives are alike in some ways. After they talk, they go back to the dorms and wake up the next morning to be a living nightmare!
Miroku: YES!
Sango: Miroku. Shut up.
Miroku: Yes ma'am. places hands in his lap
Sango: Just where they need to be.
Moonlit-night98: Ok, see ya later!!! Don't forget to review, and for the UFUN (Unknown Feelings Until Now) readers, the next chapter should be up by tomorrow, if I get lucky. You see my parents sort of split up, and I have to go over to my mom's house tomorrow, and it's hard. So I'll take my laptop to my mom's and type, and should be up by tomorrow. Until then, I'll see ya later!
Sango: Hey, Moonlit-night98?
Moonlit-night98: Yes?
Sango: What the hell is a Baskin Robins!?