I decided to just forget about the fact hat reviews=new chapter. I still want reviews, but I'm no longer going to ask for a number before a chapter.

Coming soon to a theater far away from you......... DISCLAIMERS the Movie!!!

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I can't be a dream

Parody of American Pie by Don McLean

Scene: The Fayth is telling Tidus that he's just a dream, and he's taking it worse then he does in the game. (It's weird how he doesn't question the Fayth then in the game)

{}=Fayth Singing

()=Background singers

A thousand years ago,

In the city of Zanarkand,

There was a humongous attack.

And Auron said they called it Sin

We ran up close and got sucked in

And before long, I avoided a big fish.

In a cave I started to shiver

So I gathered up Flint and Tinder

Soon a monster attacked

An Al Bhed girl fought back

They took me on their ship to be a slave

I did

We fought a boss inside some ruins

And Sin attacked us yet again

Then I could save my game

So

I can't be just Yu Yevon's dream

What about the time I led the Aurochs to victory

Or when I killed that......... guy?

I did so much and I remember so clear

I mean I did so much while I was here

Soon I met a man named Wakka

With a cowlick from here to Heavon

He really supported Yevon

He, me, and then some other guys

Went with a summoner to Sanctify

Spira by killing Sin for ten years

Well soon I again met that Auron

And I guess that what he had done

Is become famous (woo)

For guarding a summoner too

Well next we went to the highroad

We fought a monster that eats Chocobos

We got to ride one round the meadow

Then walked to Djose

That's why I say

I can't be just Yu Yevon's dream

What about the time I led the Aurochs to victory

Or when I killed that......... guy?

I did so much and I remember so clear

I mean I did so much while I was here

To get to Seymour We crossed the Moonflow

On a fat creature with a long nose

And got attacked on the way

We met Rikku and went to Guadosalam

Seymour went to Yuna holding out his palm

And asked "Will you marry me?"

And then we went to see the dead

But Rikku wanted to keep her thoughts in her head

Wakka still didn't know

that she was Al Bhed

And we then crossed the thunder plains

Dodging Lightnin' 'long the way

Macalaina wasn't far away.

Sorry, Macalania

I just know that

I can't be just Yu Yevon's dream

What about the time I led the Aurochs to victory

Or when I killed that......... guy?

I did so much and I remember so clear

I mean I did so much while I was here

And In middle of it all,

We went to see the Al Bhed Home

Which had recently been attacked

They had stolen Yuna to "protect"

We got a ship to go to Besaid

But we could just never be safe.

We were attacked along the way

By a humongous flying thing

Square's used it much before

But it still ain't a bore

We finally landed in Bevelle

The wedding bells refused to stop

She kissed and then made a fist

The people were happy

That's why I say

I can't be just Yu Yevon's dream

What about the time I led the Aurochs to victory

Or when I killed that......... guy?

I did so much and I remember so clear

I mean I did so much while I was here

We were sent through an evil place

And then we saw Yevon's true face

Machina all 'round the temple

A maze of machines and spheres

Wakka no longer hates Al Bhed

Yuna is half (that's if you care)

We finally climbed Mt. Gagazet

Full of guys you wouldn't want as pets

Seymour got a robot

We fought him and that

Yuna's namesake sent Fiends to test our strength

Well, fine, just one but it was tough

It constantly cured itself

At least we did survive

That's why I say

I can't be just Yu Yevon's dream

What about the time I led the Aurochs to victory

Or when I killed that......... guy?

I did so much and I remember so clear

I mean I did so much while I was here

{Now you are more then just a dream

You've gone and been with real peeps

You have found true love hopefully

You're like an Aeon with feelings

You interact but go away

We want to stop dreaming

Yuna and Rikku love you

I've even seen you with Lulu}

You're getting off of the point

Just answer me this question

Do the women I admire most

Know I'm an Aeon? Like a ghost?

Oh my god they would be crushed.

This cannot be real.

That's why I say

I can't be just Yu Yevon's dream

What about the time I led the Aurochs to victory

Or when I killed that......... guy?

I did so much and I remember so clear

I mean I did so much while I was here

DSR has jumped the shark

He just can't compete with things like "Kerrigan and Ark"

Or almost any other mainstream farce

But please keep reading anyway...