In apology for how long I've been taking a break from writing, I welcome everyone to...

THE SUPER AWESOME SUPER AMAZING SUPER POWERED ONCE IN A LIFETIME (UNLESS YOU READ IT TWICE) EXCLUSIVE DOUBLE POWERED SONG PARODY CHAPTER!!!!!

...Part 1

I need an Intern...

Parody of 96 Quite Bitter Beings by CKY

Scene: Yu Yevon is talking to himself about how far the summoner is getting.

Guitar stuff

The summoner is almost here

They are almost at Zanarkand

But in the dome they will be smoldered by the fiery zombie men

She is doing rather good

Is what I truly do say

But her guardians need some work

On the realism scale

Guitar stuff

At the end they'll fight Yuna

The or-ig-in-al summoner

But this paper that I'm buried in

Will not let me see her die

The only way I'll see her die is

Is if I finish all this work

I won't get to see her suffer

If I can't get an Intern

There is nothing that I want more

Then to hear summoner's screams

And using speakerphone ain't as fun

Cause I don't get to see their face

More guitar stuff

Taxes, spreadsheets, suggestions, complaints

I have a feeling that I'll be here late

This is all I get after four terms

I know that I really need an intern

Guitar stuff (there's a lot of it in this song)

Pie charts, profits, man I need a break.

Being a manager was a mistake

There's nothing I wouldn't give in turn

For the comfort that comes with an Intern

Ending guitar

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Now that you've read one song, your probably going to do that other stuff you always do, like write a review. But, assuming that you aren't Aceles (fat chance), you'll probably just put that song in the back of your mind. But there's another one for your viewing hatred!!!! HOORAY!!!!!

The love quadrangle

Parody of Istanbul (not Constantinople) by They Might Be Giants

Scene: Tidus is reflecting over the fragile love triangle.

Saxotar stuff

When Sin attacked I met a girl

Sin hit us again and then it was Yuna

After a while I again saw Rikku

And it really got confusing to me

Every gal here in this weird Spira

Seems to love me or maybe It's me who love them

This is a rather weird love ti-ri-angle

And don't even start with him.

Back in Zanarkand, I had a lot of fans

But they were just generic

They didn't put me through all of this &$#

I wish I could return to Zanarkand

But long ago my dad destroyed that land

And I lost all of my generic fans

My father made my life much more complex

Now I love two girls and Auron

Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

It is really complex

Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

It is really complex

I'm starting to think I might be bisexual

Wakka's even got that shiny ass

Or was that the role that he played last?

Kimarhi is pa-retty hot too

Seymour is rather attractive too and-

What am I thinking? I'm not bisexual

Maybe I am gay and they are she-males

That would explain why they're all so cute

Doo scene

So am I gay? That's for the philosophers

This is scary for me, you, well all of us

I wonder if they also collect flowers

At least I will admit it tonight and

Leave for Besaid's Yevon church

This song sucks

Congratulations on making it to the end. Now kids, what did we learn today?

Kid: That Interns are evil?

Other kid: That Yuna is a hermaphrodite?

Third kid: That you're a crazy man who should go back to prison?

DSR: No. If we've learned anything from this horrible experience, it's that Interns are evil.

Kid: But that's what I-

DSR: SHUT UP!!!