Title: Batman Billionaire

Rating: PG

Coupling: BMWW

DISCLAIMER: Don't own Justice League Unlimited or Batman

Summary: The League must rescue a kidnapped Bruce Wayne, while at the same time not giving up his secret identity to the entire nation. Look for special appearances by Nightwing, Catwoman, and others! (Coupling: BMWW)


AN: Replies to the reviews are below:

Alhana-Antilles: Yes, Flash does have a big part in the Justice League, whether they know it, or even he knows it, or not. Thanks for the review!

ccabello: Thanks for the review.

Surfredia: Thanks for the review! I'll try to write faster, but we'll see how much work I have...

Kyoko Kasshu Minamino: Hahahha...Yes, I love Bruce too D. Thanks for the reviews! I appreciate the feedback, and I will try to extend my chapters, and to develop them more. Thanks!

Nikita6: I know! Nightwing is so cool. Yes, WW can be very um..."in your face", I suppose hehehhehe. Thanks for the review!


"We need to disable the television camera somehow, before we try anything. Then, we'll get J'onn to rescue Bruce and bring him somewhere safe, where he can put on his cape and cowl, and join the fight in bringing that villain down," Superman said.

The Justice League arrived in front of the abandoned factory with only an hour and fifteen minutes left to rescue Bruce. The members, Nightwing, and Batgirl, had been arguing continuously and still had not reached a good enough plan. So far, all they knew was that J'onn would morph into Batman and distract the villain while pretending to negotiate with him/her (Flash was delighted because they were using his idea), while Flash would untie Bruce within nanoseconds and be gone before the gunmen could even take a second glance.

"How exactly am I going to get in?" Flash asked the Man of Steel, as they quietly exited the Javelin, ready for any ambush.

"You're just going to have to — ," Superman started, but stopped talking and walking mid-sentence. He narrowed his eyes in suspicion.

"What?" Flash asked, oblivious to why Superman looked like he did. Superman put his finger to his lip.

"What's going on?" Nightwing asked, soundlessly mouthing the words.

"My super-hearing doesn't fail me, nor does my x-ray vision," Superman said, quietly. "Look behind that dumpster."

He pointed ahead at a big, black trash heap situated between two corners on the paved lot. Nightwing crept up to it. A noise like a whip sounded, and echoed all around. Nightwing pushed the dumpster aside, revealing a woman crouching on all fours.

"Of course, you have see-through powers in your eyes. I forgot," said she, intending the comment to Superman. She got up and approached the Justice League.

"How's it going?" Flash inquired in a voice he obviously thought was suave. It was almost like a second-nature now for him to use his "other" voice in front of beautiful women. She ignored him, as it was second-nature for women to do so for guys with big egos.

"Well, well. If it isn't Catwoman," Wonder Woman said, stepping forward. She looked a little annoyed.

"And if it isn't Wonder Woman," Catwoman muttered, somewhat prancing, as if preparing for an attack. "Or should I say, Wonder PIG."

"Why you—"

Wonder Woman had growled and flew forward, charging directly at the Cat impersonator. Luckily, Superman had sidestepped in front of Catwoman with his hands on his hips.

"I insist you stop," He said, firmly to the flying princess. Wonder Woman's eye twitched as she came to a halt in front of him, but she obeyed, and floated down a foot to the ground. Superman remained between the two.

"Soo-eee pig pig pig," Catwoman teased.

"How did you find out about that?" Wonder Woman growled at her.

"Let's just say that the small circle Batman wanted the secret to remain in grew a little," Catwoman said, smirking.

"Alright, we have no time for this," Superman said. "Catwoman, why exactly are you here?"

"To rescue Bruce, of course," Catwoman said, rolling her eyes.

"We have that under control," Superman stated, although they did not really have a solid plan, so there was not really that much control.

"I don't think The Batman wants to be rescued by incompetents," Catwoman smirked.

"Exactly, that's why he doesn't want you to rescue him," Wonder Woman spat, wiping the smirk of Cat's face.

"Come here," Catwoman snarled, beckoning her forward, "And let the Cat show the Pig what competent is."

"Gladly," Wonder Woman said, marching forward, "because the competence lies with me."

"You honestly think you're able to go up against Clayface?" Catwoman growled.

Wonder Woman stopped marching towards Catwoman, and she glanced around at the League.

"So it's Clayface, is it? That explains a lot!" Wonder Woman said, looking at Superman, but directing her remark at Catwoman.

"I thought Clayface was dead," Green Lantern said.

"Obviously not," J'onn spoke in his deep tone. "He's back, and seeing what he can do to Batman, he's better than ever."

"We'll finish this later," Wonder Woman scowled at Catwoman. "Stay out of this rescue."

"I have a plan," Superman muttered. "J'onn will morph into Batman, and fly to that top window up there. He will float through it. Then he will make his way to the room where Bruce is being held hostage. In the meantime, the rest of the League will battle the gunmen on the main floor, all the way until we find J'onn talking to the villain. Flash will rescue Bruce, as we terminate the camera."

"How are we going to enter?" Green Lantern asked.

"I'll break open the main entrance doors. We have to subdue as many gunmen as possible, and the forum is where most of them are likely to be," Superman replied. "Ok, J'onn, go!"

J'onn's green skin became peach. His height shrank a few inches, and his muscles became more toned. The top of his head became black, as two points grew erect on either edge of head. His nose became sharper. His blue cape turned black, and the red "x" on his chest formed a black bat.

"Nicely done," Flash said, marveling at the resemblance between J'onn and the real Batman in his mind.

TO BE CONTINUED


AN: Okay, for all you BMCW people, yes...Selina Kyle does know that Batman is Bruce Wayne. Don't kill me, please! I hope to wrap this story up by next chapter! Please read n review!

From the episode of "This Little Piggy"; Wonder Woman is turned into a pig.