OK, let's start with the obvious. I don't own InuYasha or any of the characters in it or helium balloons or Dil Pickles from the Rugrats. However, I do own my "prayer" And Ikashima owns her "prayer" K. Ok yes one more thing...
This chapter is dedicated to Ikashima and Ichikoko who inspired me to finally turn my frown upside down. THANKS GUYS!!
Also, this is JimmyKudoRox, or Korn Korn. My other account was being gay, so I created a new one that goes straight to my brother's email!! Smooth huh? Anyways, I quitted that old story (if you really like it, email me at and I'll try to continue it if I'm free cuz of school TT;;) and started this one. I got this story when I was playing with helium balloons with Ichikoko (comes in the next chapter) and Ikashima and we sucked til our stomachs felt reeeally tingly.
Anyways.. ENJOY!
© by me and Ikashima.
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"The great hanyou InuYasha, keep me warm all night," I whisper to the side of my bed with Ikashima behind me.
"The great Lord Sesshoumaru, keep me warm all night," Ikashima whispered.
With that, I turn off the light and fall asleep.
LATER...
A few minutes after I said my "prayer" I felt a warm embracement around me. I turn around, still in someone's arms and see that I'm actually in the arms of...
"INUYASHA?!?" I half whispered, half yelled. "What - are you doing?"
"I'm keeping you warm all night, liked you asked me," Inuyasha said.
I blushed by his answer. "But..I'm warm,"
"See what a great job I do?"
"Sure..."
I get up (InuYasha got off, not clinging on like some perv) and see that I'm in a dojo (I know a dojo is a japanese gym, but I'm too lazy to think of anything else!!). Then, a fluffy thing caught my eye. It seemed to be embracing a strawberry-blonde girl next to me.. Wait.. Fluffy?
FLASH BACK!!!
"Great...lord..SESSHOUMARU..."
"IKASHIMA!" I yelled.
She sprung up, with Sesshoumaru rubbing his eyes next to her. "Who, what, where-?" Then she saw me and smiled like a drunkard. "Hello frieeend."
"What are you doing here?" I asked, confused.
"I dunno," she scratched her head. "All I remember is Fluffy embracing me."
Sesshoumaru elbowed Ikashima in the ribs. "A-hem... 'Fluffy'? Whatever happened to the Great Lord Sesshoumaru?"
"Oh..that," she said. "I got bored. Your name is too long."
"Oh you lazy she-bastard..." Sesshoumaru sighed.
"Hel-LO! I'm a BUM!!" she yelled while pointing to herself.
"Payback, 'bum'!"
Then they get forehead to forehead and begin to static with eachother.
I look around, and then I see a shadow outside spying on us. Of course it had to be that pervert, Miroku. And InuYasha, with his dog-like nose, knew he was spying on us.
"MIROKU, YOU PERVERT!!! GO SEARCH THROUGH KAGOME'S BRAS OR SANGO'S ROBES OR SOMETHING!!" He screamed
Man, hot temper, I thought.
"Why should I?" Miroku said from outside. "I'm doing a....survey."
"What kind of survey?" I ask as Miroku come inside and take out Kagome's pink pen and pink furry notepad (scary..).
"Irasani," he said while turning to me. "What is...your favorite food?"
"--;; Ramen?"
"InuYasha? Of course has to be Ramen."
"Duh, ya ass!" He said with his arms crossed.
"Sesshoumaru?" Miroku asked, turning to Sesshoumaru.
"static static Pickles.." he said slowly, while turning his head to Miroku. "DILL Pickles.." Then goes back to staticing.
"...Ikashima?" he turned to Iksashima.
"static static PIE!!!" she screamed happily.
"--;; Yes well. And me? Pudding," Miroku said in a drunken tone.
"What kind of gayass would love pudding?!?" InuYasha blurted out.
"Me," Miroku sighed. "Oh, pudding, sounds so sexy when I say it..."
"NU-UH!!! PIE'S EVEN MORE SEXIER!!!!" Ikashima screeched.
"OH YEAH?!?!" Miroku yelled.
"YEAH!!!" Ikashima got away from Sesshoumaru and got forehead- to-forehead with Miroku and started to static with him.
My eyes started to get blurry and my stomach started to get in knots. "OH
GOD I FEEL DIZZY!" Then big huge floating things caught my eye. BALLOONS!! And not some other ordinary kind of ballons...
HELIUM BALLOONS!!!
I ran to one helium balloon that had an InuYasha head on it with its ears sticking out. He had an embarrassed look on his face and I popped it with my teeth and began to inhale one.
InuYasha turned to hear me inhaling and he jumped back.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!!??" He yelled.
"Inhaling helium," I said with a squeaky voice.
"Oh my god...YOU SOUND RETARDED!!!" Miroku said, who had stopped staticing with Ikashima(because he couldn't put up with a sexy woman. After all, he loves every woman he sees, espacially the young ones like Koharu). "GHASTLY!!!" He made a germ-free finger thing.
"WEEE!!!" Ikashima weeed while running at a helium ballon that had a Sesshoumaru smiling on it. She pops a hole with her nails and inhales.
Miroku stands there confused and Sango bursts in after hearing InuYasha scream for like the 7th time.Then she joins Miroku confused like a drunk idiot.
Ikashima, after getting high on helium, got her hands on my shoulders and slumped. "Hello, frieeeend," she said in a drunken squeaky voice.
InuYasha feels abit curious so he takes a helium balloon that has a picture of him with an annoyed expression. He popped his balloon with one of his fangs and he inhaled. He felt tingly inside his stomach.
"Ehheh heh. That tick-" Finding out that he sounds quite funny, he dunked his head to the side with confusion. "I thound retaaaaaarded."
Me and Ikashima almost keeled over on how he sounded.
"I feel pretty..." Ikashima swooned.
All of a sudden, Kagome burst through the door. "I HEAR SQUEAKY PEOPLE, which would of only come from...HELIUM!!!" She runs to a balloon with her face on it and pops a hole and inhales.
I start to sing. "Hello, mother. Hello father. Fleas and mosquitos, really bother..."
Miroku grabs a balloon that has his and Sango's face on it and inhales. Feeling high, he runs over to Sango, who was busy inhaling one with Kohaku's face on it. He gets on one knee and holds Sango's free hand.
"Oh Sango. Please bear my child.." he asked in a squeaky voice.
Sango squinted at him "... NO WAY!!!" she screamed in a squeaky voice. Sango jumped on Kilala and rode off with 9 balloons in her hand. "HA HA HAAAA!"
We all marvel then after a few seconds of silence, we continue to inhale.
"All of a sudden, I feel sexy!" Kagome beams. She runs out and a few minutes later, comes back with a playboy bunny oufit and starts to dance a sexy dance.
Ikashima clings on Sesshoumaru's arm while he tries to get to the door.
"PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!! PLEASE GET HIGH WITH US!!!!"
Now Sesshoumaru was driven down to his last full youkai nerve so he gave in and inhaled out of Ikashima's balloon for a test. All of a suddden, happiness filled his spoiled youkai, and it was said by Ikashima that his rotten heart grew three sizes that hour...
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Irasani, struck by his hyperness, backed away slowly. "Dude, take a chill pill."
InuYasha walks up to Sesshoumaru looking quite drunk.
"She's right my friend. Just mellooooow out, duuuude.." He does a peace sign and runs off.
"OH NO!!! WE RAN OUTTA HELIUM BALLOONS!!!" Ikashima screamed.
InuYasha got down an all knees. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
"Dude, chill out. I can buy more in the present era." Kagome explained.
Miroku sits in a corner eating pudding while Sesshoumaru is eating what seems to be a RugRat (like Tommy, Chuckie, Lil, Phil, ect ect).
"Hey I thought you liked Dil Pickles!" Ikashima pointed out.
"I do!" he says. "I snuck into the present era and saw a show called "RugRats" on
so-called TV and that little ningen, Dil Pickles, is oh so yummy."
Me and Ikashima step back slowly..
"I'm not edible..." Ikashima said.
"Tchya, me either," I agreed
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Well, that's all for me! If you want to use some parts of my story, I'll be glad to let you, as long as you give some of the credit to ME! Thanx!
Ikashima: See? Deep down, she's sweet at times, InuYasha...
Inu: I can't believe my eyes...
ME: --;
IK: I think you made her mad/embarrassed.
Inu: RUN AWAY!!!
THE END..?