I'm so sorry it took so freaking long. I had tons of homework and I couldn't even touch my computer after I even opened my history book. But now, I have less homework so here it goes.
I don't own anything but my name (Irasani) and Sierra owns her name (Ikashima).
This chapter is dedicated to anime. If it weren't for anime, I wouldn't even know InuYasha Oh well. HAVE FUN!
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"Of course I know you're not edible," Sesshoumaru explained. "I'm not that kind of an idiotic youkai!"
"Of course you aren't!" I chuckled. Then I started to think otherwise.
Kagome stood up and headed for the door. "I"ll be back.." She walks out on the trail.
ALL IS SILENT!!
Ikashima coughs suddenly while I start tapping on the floor with my pretty long nails (but not as long as InuYasha's ;) and InuYasha whistles. Then we got an idea. We startedto cough, tap, and whistle in a rhythm while the rest of them (Shippo, and Sesshoumaru) listen.
"Hey!" Ikashima said. "This sounds just like S.T.O.M.P. (A band who uses glass bottles trashcans, brooms ect to make music)!"
All of a sudden, for no absolute reason, S.T.O.M.P. crashed through the ceiling with glass bottles and mops ect ect. They play their music for 13 seconds then leaves all of a sudden.
"Gawd, that was sudden," Ikashima blinked rapidly.
"Really?" I said with sarcasm in my voice.
"Ya."
CRICKET-NESS
All of a sudden, Ichikoko (Ikashima's older sis) blasts through the door. "WAT UP?!?!?" she shrieks.
Ikashima jumps up and shrieks up with her. "HUMAN PURPLE FILTHY PUDDING!!!!!"
I get up and sing that song from Shark Tale (when Oscar is in front of the whales and sharks and sings that da da da da can't touch this argh! Song) "Da da da da, da da, da da can't touch this. Argh!"
"OO;;" Irasani and Ichikoko drool in confusion. I scratch behind my head.
"So uh.." Ichikoko said. "You got high on helium?"
Shippo, me, Ikashima, and Sesshoumaru eye Ichikoko suspicously. "Yes..."
Suddenly a familiar scream was heard outside. "AGH!! PERVERT!!!!"
"sigh Sango.." we moan. I run outside with InuYasha and Ikashima and there Miroku was, chasing Sango around with his hand in front of him (beware of the holy hand!!). Ikashima, quite aware that she can't make Miroku sit like Kagoma can to InuYasha, she tries and thinks of another strategy.
"MIROKU!!!" she yells while pointing at him. "BEG!!!"
He stops automatically and scrapes against the ground while being pulled by an invisible force to Ikashima's feet. His hand was placed in front of him when he regained his senses. He blinked in confusion and Ikashima stared at her finger, me, and Miroku rapidly. "How the hell did I do that?"
"You made him 'Beg'?" I asked.
She blinked and then jumped in the air. "Oh YEAH! I WHIPPED MIROKU'S ASS (literally)!!! Beware of my finger, Miroku cause I'll be out to get you!!"
Miroku feels embarrased and just turns his back to Ikashima.
"But I don't understand how?!" InuYasha said.
"Well, if InuYasha (ahem) 'falls to the ground' everytime Kagome tells him to cause he has a necklace thingy, Miroku, I'm thinking, probably did because of that necklace thing around his right arm." Ikashima said, like she was a teacher or something.
"Yeha, but InuYasha has a spell on his necklace that makes him do that when Kagome to tells him to 'the definition of laying your butt in an area'," I explained.
Ikashima blinks twice in confusion then crosses her arms. "Oh well. Deal with it. Feh!"
Just as Ikashima said "Feh", Kagome burst through the door with 536.2 (the .2 are tiny balloons) helium balloons.
Everyone (except Irasani & Ikashima) marveled at the huge helium balloons and ran towards Kagome and the balloons.
"GRAB THEM!!!!" InuYasha screamed. They dogpiled the helium balloons and started to inhale the helium. We just stood there in confusion.
"Dude," I said.
"Totally duuude," Ikashima said back to me.
"What are they saying?" InuYasha said with a squeaky voice.
"Who cares?" Sesshoumaru screamed in a squeaky voice. "I'M BITE ME SHMECKSAY!"
Shippo dunks his head to the side. "I thound retaaaaarded..." he said.
InuYasha, having no idea, that Shippo was there, bops him. "WHO SAID YOU COULD FREAKING GET FREAKING HIGH WITH US FREAK FREAKING-" InuYasha was cut off with a slap across the face by Shippo.
"Chill," Shippo said. Then continues to inhale.
"I guess one balloon wouldn't hurt," Ikashima shrugged.
I nodded and we grabbed a balloon each. We inhaled and then Ikashima felt high. She put her hands on my shoulders and slumped. "Heeeelloooo frieeend..." Ikashima said like a drunkard.
"Dude," I said in a squeaky voice (which I shall call SV from this point forward). "My personal bubble (My personal bubble is my personal space. It's bigger than a blimp --;;)?!"
"Oh right!" Sierra said in a SV. "Da bubble!"
"Dude," I said.
"Dude," she said right back.
"Dude."
"Dude."
"Dude!"
"Dude."
"Dude."
We turn around and everyone stopped inhaling and looked at us drooling all over. Then finally InuYasha burst out.
"DUDE!!!" he yelled happilly.
Ikashima smiled and yelled, "Rock...out...loud..."
"DUDE!!!!" everyone shrieked.
"Awesome use of the language..." I said.
"DUDE!!!" everyone shrieked.
"Dude," Ikashima said. "Whats up with everyone saying..."
"DUDE!!!" everyone shrieked.
"Dude, that is getting annoying," I said.
They paused for atleast 3 seconds then whispered silently. "dude."
"--" Me and Ikashima sighed at the hyper group.
All of sudden, for no absolute reason, Naraku blasts through the doors (without his baboon costume for once), looking quite hypnotized in a wayish.
"HELIUM!!!" he shrieked. "And humans. BUT HELIUM BETTER!!"
"Much bettah!" we screamed.
"SHUT UP!!!" he screamed back. "I wanted to say that..."
InuYasha jumped up. "If you want the helium, you gotta go through me!"
"OH YEAH?!?" Naraku asked angrily.
"uhmm...YEAH!!!" InuYasha yelled back.
"You and what army?!" Naraku screamed.
"--;;" Ikashima and I sigh heavily.
"Well only me..." InuYasha said.
"Well that's OK. You're nothing but a mutt," Naraku said. "And-"
"I ONLY SAY THAT!!! ONLY ME!!!" Kouga pops outta nowhere and bops InuYasha behind the head.
"HEY BASTARD!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THE FOR?!?!" InuYasha shrieked.
"Calm down, InuYasha and focus on Naraku," Kagome said and tells Kouga to leave.
"...anyway," Naraku continues. "I'll just take the helium."
"Over my sexy, non ugly, not so out of date, hanyou, bishounen body," InuYasha said with gritted teeth while unsheathing his Tetsusaiga.
"What makes you so special?" Naraku asked.
"I'm sexier than you..." InuYasha replied.
Me and Ikashima got on our 'GO INUYASHA!!', 'KICK HIS YOUKAI ASS!!!' , and 'FOR THE POWER OF HELIUM!!!' clothes, flags, banners, megaphones ect ect and started to cheer him on.
"See?" InuYasha said acting, very important.
Naraku started to get pissed and started to charge at InuYasha off guard.
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Again, sorry it took so long!
KORN KORN
continued small play vv
IK: RUN INUYASHA!!!! SHES COMING AT YOU!!!!
Inu: bawls while running
IR: runs with a chainsaw
IK: GAH!!!!! I'M YOUR FRIEND!!!!
IR: a –HEM!! wink wink
IK: .....ahh!
OK...? The...end?