Ron: We're BAAAACK!
Millipushes Ron away from the computer: MY CHAIR! I WANNA DO THE DISCLAIMER! Okay, here we go...
Milli: DISCLAIMER: No, sadly we DON'T own the Teen Titans. (Perks up and pulls out a blueprint with her plan on it) BUT as soon as we get enough money, we're gonna bribe a hobo, who'll threaten some normal non-rich dude who'll threaten some old, fat rich dude and he'll get in touch Bill Gates who'll get in touch with the president who'll he'll threaten with an cookie and a cupcake. THEN, and only then, will we have enough money to STEAL the Titans away from Cartoon Network.
Ron: Uh...if you steal them, then you don't need that plan, y'know.
Milli (Puts blueprints away): That's my plan and I'm stickin' to it.
Ron: Uh, Ooookay. Movin' on...
Milli (squeals loudly): OKAY! (Loud, cheesy game-show voice) This is chapter 5! Where things go from pointless to totally boring!
Ron (laughs. Also in loud, cheesy game-show voice): And that's not all! If you review, and don't flame us, you'll win... (Pauses, normal voice) Uh...Milli, tell 'em what they'll win.
Milli (normal voice): Me? Uh...you'll win...uh, A FLYING DONKEY! (Loud, cheesy game show voice...again) YES, A FLYING DONKEY! COURTESY OF YOUR IMAGINATION! AND SPONSERED BY THE MAKERS OF PINK AND RED POLKA DOTTED FLYING PIGS!
Ron: Okay! Now this is chapter 5,
Milli: Duh!
Ron: AND, stop interrupting, Millicent.
Milli: It's my story and I'll interrupt if I want to. Oh, oh! (Sings) It's my party and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to...
Ron (sighs)
Milli: You would cry too if it happened to you... (Stops singing) I listen to too much of mom's oldies.
Ron: Gee, ya think?
Milli: No.
Ron (sighs): Thanks to all the people who reviewed us and didn't call us "Mentally disabled"
Milli: What's that mean?
Ron: I have no idea. I heard your brother say it and it sounded cool.
Milli: Oookay. So anyways, we present to you Crush, Chapter 6 – Just the beginning...
Chapter 6 – just the beginning...
Beastboy sighed heavily as he watched Raven read. 'I like her. I LIKE her. I like HER.' He shook his head. 'Nope. No matter how many ways I think it, it just sounds weird.' He thought as he watched her eyes go back and forth. 'Hm, okay. Time to earn some extra points.'
"So...Rae. How's that book?" eventually, the Goth's eyes drifted away from her book, and at him. She gave him a look that clearly said, "Why should you care?"
"I'm serious. I wanna know. How's the book?"
"Fine..." Raven answered the suspension very evident in her voice.
"No need to be suspicious, Rae. Just common curiosity, is all." Raven raised an eyebrow at his almost – kinda – smart remark.
She gave him a "yeah, right" look, but said nothing as she turned her attention back to her book. Beastboy sighed. Trying to get Raven's attention, and KEEP it, was A LOT of work. He should know. He'd been trying to gain her attention for the last... 3... hours...
((Ron: Persistent, isn't he? Milli: Albeit pathetic. Hm. Just like Ron's dates. Ron: HEY!))
'Okay, B.B. Need a topic; any topic. (Thinks harder) Well okay, not ANY topic. Can't do video games or she'll keep ignoring me. Okay. Book topic? The only books I read are... well, actually, I don't read books. Okay. How 'bout a question? Good. But a question about what?'
"Why do you meditate?" he asked, quickly.
Without hesitating and without taking her eyes off her book, Raven answered, "To keep my powers under control."
'Okay. No biggie. She's just answered that question before. New question. New. Question. New topic. Think B.B. think!'
After a few moment he began to hold his head and moan softly. This caught Raven's attention as she momentarily looked up. "What's wrong?" she asked, trying to hold the worry in her voice.
Beastboy groaned. "Thought too hard. Hurt my brain.' He answered.
Raven rolled her eyes. "Oh, sorry. I thought it was something IMPORTANT."
Beastboy pretended to be hurt. "Ouch. That hurt Rae."
Once again, Raven rolled her eyes but remained silent.
Beastboy sighed. Back to square one. He moaned softly. The moans gradually started getting louder, and louder, and louder still until Raven growled softly and smacked him over the head with her big book.
"OW!"
((Milli: Doesn't this seem familiar Ron? Ron: Yah mean the time Cyn hit me over the head with her BIG, FAT BULKY binder? Yeah. Hurt like he— Milli (cover's Ron's mouth): Just keep reading you guys. Heh.))
"That hurt, Rae!" Raven turned a page. "Good. Hopefully it'll shut you up."
Beastboy rubbed the top of his head, and looked at it. 'Good.' He thought. 'No blood'
"Your lucky I'm not bleeding. I could sue you, ya know."
Raven looked up from her book, smirked, and then back down; however that didn't stop her from using her powers to fling a couch pillow at him, ((Milli: And the flirting begins.)) and hit him in the head. He let out a yelp and flung it back, knocking Raven's book out of her hands and onto the floor. 'Uh-oh. I'm dead, and the last thing I'll be thinking is I need to work on my aim!'
But surprisingly, Raven didn't get ticked. She just used her powers to put the book on the coffee table, and smacked him with the pillow, sending all the feathers out. Raven watched them come down, and then blew some away from her and onto him.
"HEY! Oh sure, blow the feathers at me with the feathers. Thanks a lot, Rae."
Raven chuckled softly, grabbed her book, and walked out of the room while Beastboy frantically tried to get the still-airborne feathers away from him, and at the same time, take those that landed all over him, off his body.
However, invisible to the Titans, near the ceiling floated a young girl that looked about 10 or 11, dressed in a white dress. She smiled and chuckled. "I have my mission, I have my targets, now I just have to make it happen." And with that, she disappeared into the ceiling.
Milli: Yeah, it's short. But what are ya gonna do about it? It's OUR story.
Ron: Yeah. Oh, and if your wondering who that girl is...
Milli: (cough) Erika (cough)
Ron: you'll find out in chapter... 7?
Milli: 6.
Ron: Right. I knew that.
Milli: OKAY! Now onto the reviews we're too lazy to put at the beginning of the chappy!
Ron: Oookay. First, Erika. WE WILL REMAIN CONFIDENT! (Looks at Milli) won't we?
Milli: Absolutely not. Okay! Now, the next person so kind enough to review us was, KlusBaudelaire25.
Ron: Man, that's hard to type!
Milli: THANK YOU! It was MY idea, y'know. Who knows this time in 20 years, I could get an award!
Ron: Erika talks about us?
Milli (squeals): YAY!! I'M FAMOUS!
Ron: Thanks. I've enjoyed soaking up some of Milli's glory.
Milliglares: NEXT is... JenHPTT.
Ron: Yes, it IS cool that she has ME for a best friend. This, I know.
Milli: THANK YOU, Jen! And, once again, it was MY idea.
Ron: What, does EVERYONE know Erika?
Milli (giggles): OH! SO DID I, GURL! I CANT WAIT FOR PART 2! TERRA SUCKS! SHE TOTALLY INTERFERES WITH THE BB/RAE RELATIONSHIP! The ending's kinda sad, to part 2, though.
Ron: But Terra wont be there to ruin the BB/Rae relationship, anymore, either.
Milli: Yeah, well, people'll get over it...eventually. I mean, no offence to the Terra fans, I like her, just not when she's flirtin' with BB.
Ron: HP? Isn't that Harry Potter?
Milli: Doy...
Ron: Hm. Well, since your checked ours out, will check out yours. If we can, I mean we're SOOO busy and all.
Milli: oh, yeah, we're so busy that we offer to give people flying donkeys if they review us.
Ron: Okay. So we have no lives. I'm still busy! I have a schedule.
Milli: You? Have a schedule?! HA!
7:00-8:00: play video games in your room,
8:08-3:10: walk around the Jr. High school, muttering, "Boring, boring, boring..."
3:00-?: sit your bony butt in front of the Playstay 2.
Ron: That's Playstation II!
Milli (rolls eyes): Whatever.
Ron: Speaking of which...heh, heh. LATER!
Milli: You are SUCH a guy. Bye you guys. Oh, and if Ron's not here next time its cuz when he SHOULD be cramming for our photography class he's trying to become King of the Monkey People, don't ask, cuz I don't even know. In fact, I don't think I WANT to know. Anyways, later!
Ron: Wait! WE HAVE A TEST IN PHOTOGRAPHY?!? NO ONE TELLS ME ANYTHING!!
Milli (Sighs heavily)