dodger-chan:    (toying with a riding crop) Due to the fact that R-ratings are as high as we can go, the virgin sacrifices could not be shown. My apologies. (returns riding crop to box and collects handcuffs, paddle, leash, etc. from Tomo and Nuriko) I'm sure you can imagine all the fun.

Tasuki:             You call that shit fun?

Nuriko:             Yes.

Tomo:              (leering) It gets more fun over time.

Tasuki:             Fuckin' perverts.

dodger-chan:    Tasuki!

Tasuki:             What? You said I could talk however the fuck I wanna in this fic!

dodger-chan:    But this is Rocky Horror. No one is a pervert here. (reaches to get out riding crop)

Tasuki:             (horror-stricken)

dodger-chan:    Just do the warnings.

Tasuki:             Whatever you say. Alright, this is an offensive fuckin' fic based on an offensive fuckin' movie. The whole fuckin' purpose of this fic is to offend you. If you aren't offended, we fucked up. If you don't want to see sex, foul language, guys in drag, guys who fuck guys, xenophobia – whatever the fuck that means – or incest, you're reading the wrong fuckin' fan fic. And you've been watching the wrong fuckin' TV show! Get the fuck outa here now! For those of you left, here are the fuckin' rules:

Miboshi:           Rule # 1: This is Rocky Horror. By reading this fic, the reader agrees not to call anything done herein perverted. Within the context of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, it is not perverted. It will however be offensive. See Tasuki's warning. Rule #2: Do not complain about being offended. I count six times you've been flat out told that this is offensive. If it bothers you, fuck off.

dodger-chan:    Also, regarding shout-outs. They make the movie and they will be in the fic. However, it would be im-fucking-possible to include them all and still eventually finish. So, certain key shout-outs plus a few edited specifically for FY will be included. Feel free to shout out any you wish while reading. However, I am not responsible for the actions of those around if you choose to do so.

Nuriko:             (whining) This is taking too long.

Tomo:              It's getting boring. (A quick conspiracy is created.)

Nuriko:             (to the audience) Get dodger-chan's attention.

(dodger-chan is pelted with pens, pencils and other things that tend to be near computers.)

dodger-chan:    Ow!

Nuriko:             Say: "Hello, dodger."

Tomo:              Say: "Start the Fucking fan-fic, dodger."

(fade to black)

AN: For my speech class, I'm giving a "cultural diversity" speech on The Rocky Horror Picture Show. As I only lost my virginity this summer, there is much I still don't know. If any of you who have been into it for longer wish to give me any information needs to be in the speech, please let me know when you review. And you will review, even if you don't have any information.