A long time ago, in a galaxy far away, Seiryuu said, "let there be lips!" And there were lips, and they were good.

Nuriko:             (waving) Hello Lips!

Yui:                  (as lips) Let the story unfurl, 

The Revolutionary Girl  

Pulled a sword from her fiancée's breast.        

The Moon Princess was there,  

With near impossible hair,

Tamahome:       Odango-atama.

Yui:                  But she led the way for all rest. 

Then something got screwed –  

More fucked up than Perfect Blue –

Soi:                  Now that's fucked up!

Yui:                  They got caught in a cell painted jam.  

Picked up the wrong book,    

Fell for its hook,  

And this is how the story ran.

                        Shoujo Fantasy (ooh ooh ooh) Double feature   

I-chan san (ooh ooh ooh) Will build a creature.

Nuriko:             That's the wrong story.

Yui:                  See the seishi fighting (ooh ooh ooh) in Fushigi Yuugi. 

Is Nuriko hiding (ooh ooh ooh) Behind the fruit tree?

Nuriko: That rhyme sucks.

Yui:                  Wo oh oh oh oh oh

Miaka:              Wo ai ni?

Yui:                  At the late night, shoujo fantasy picture show.

                        I knew Yukito magically  

Would disappear tragically,    

Until Toya saved the day.    

And I felt the thrill;  

When Tsuzuki got the bill  

For the demon he could not keep at bay.

Magic Knights playing heroes  

Almost destroyed Cyphero. 

Pixy Misa did her dirty deeds. 

But when worlds collide

Open the book, look inside. 

I can tell you that the story reads

Like a….                

Miboshi:           Porn story?

Yui:                  Shoujo Fantasy (ooh ooh ooh) Double feature 

I-chan san (ooh ooh ooh) Will build a creature.

Nuriko: Still the wrong story.

Yui:                  See the seishi fighting (ooh ooh ooh) in Fushigi Yuugi.

Is Nuriko hiding (ooh ooh ooh) Behind the fruit tree?

Miboshi:           Yes.  

Yui:                  Wo oh oh oh oh oh  

Tamhome:        Wo ai ni.

Yui:                  At the late night, shoujo fantasy picture show.   

I wanna go - Oh oh oh oh 

To the late night, shoujo fantasy, picture show 

In the back row - Oh oh oh oh

Tasuki:             Fuck the back row!

Tomo:              Fuck the front row!

Soi:                  Fuck every row, starting with mine!

Nuriko:             Told you she was a slut.

Yui:                  To the late night, shoujo fantasy, picture show.

Tomo:              (waving) Good-bye Lips!