Milli: we're back!
Ron: Wow. I'm actually enjoying this. Does that mean I'm sick?
Milli: No. It just means your becoming a BB/Rae romance fan!
Ron (yells out): NO!! I'M A GUY! I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE ROMANCE!! IT MAKES ME A WIMP!!!
Milli: Says who?
Ron: Every book known to man!
Milli (stares at Ron, blinks...blinks again)
Ron: Don't you know the Rules of Manhood?!
Milli (blinks again): uh... I'm a girl, in case you haven't noticed.
Ron (stares at Milli): You're a girl?!
Mill (groans): Erika, Valerie or Jen if your reading this, ((which I know you are, you three are our loyal readers)) could you please POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS TO RON?! He probably doesn't realize your girls either.
Ron: wait. Erika, Valerie and Jen are girls, too?! WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE TELL ME THESE THINGS?!?!
Milli (sighs heavily): SAVE ME! I AIN'T TO PROUD TO BEG!! Okay. Moving on... oh! I almost forgot a disclaimer. Man, I feel like an idiot. Okay...
Milli: DISCLAIMER: (Sighs) its obviously not getting through this way. So I'll do it this way. (Grabs a permanent marker) now lets see...ah. Here we go. (Writes, "I DON'T OWN TEEN TITANS!! On your forehead(s), backwards.) There! Now whenever you look in the mirror, you'll be reminded that I don't own Teen Titans! (Turns to Ron) clever huh?
Ron (on the phone): Hold on, Mills. I'm hiring you a lawyer. It's only a matter of time before someone calls their lawyer suing you for writing "I DON'T OWN TEEN TITANS!!" on their forehead.
Milli: If they do, I won't continue!
Ron (sarcastically): Ooooh, big threat.
Milli (sighs heavily): okay. Now, here's Chapter 9: Even more nothingness.
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Jessica sighed as she clicked "send" on her recent email. Her boss was getting kind of testy. He gave her unlimited time, and then Emily would take control. She sighed heavier.
"I don't like this. Not at all." She muttered. She pushed her chair away, and walked away from the desk, and began pacing. "Make them get together, put them together..." Jessica groaned.
"It'd be easier to baby sit 128 kids then put Raven and Beastboy together."
She suddenly plopped onto her bed and groaned. "No. Correct that: I'd be easier climbing Mt. Everest than putting them together."
'Stupid Emily!' she thought. 'Just had to open her big, fat mouth and get me into this mess! I outta kill her! Wait. Never mind.' She rolled onto her back.
Bang, bang, bang!
"Yo! Jess! Get out here!" came Cyborg's booming voice. Jessica sprung up.
"Um, I'm kinda busy, Cyborg! Is it important?"
"I wanna ask you something! So get your butt out here!"
Jessica groaned and got off her bed, grabbing a piece of paper off the desk, and punching in the 'unlock' code, as she prepared for questioning.
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"No."
"C'mon! Just one bite?"
"No."
"Come on Rae! I managed to get Cyborg to eat some last week! And, I was creative! Now, why wont you try it?"
Looking up from the book she was reading, Raven gave Beastboy a glare. "Hiding tofu in a huge blob of Starfire's Friendship Pudding isn't..."
"I touched it, and that's creativity to me." Beastboy crossed his arms in pure stubbornness. Raven rolled her eyes and settled herself in a more comfortable position on the arm of the couch.
She thought about trying Beastboy's tofu. Weighing the pros and cons. A pro would be: he'd let her read in peace, a con would be, that bothered her for some strange reason.
Another pro would be he'd go away, another con would be, he'd...go away. Raven sighed heavily as she continued mentally weighing the pros and cons.
"Rae? Rae? Yoo-hoo, Rae! Anyone home?" Beastboy asked, waving his hand in front of Raven's face. Raven suddenly came back to the real world, and blushed as she realized she was staring at Beastboy.
"Um, heh. Sorry. I will not try your tofu, Beastboy." Raven said as she stood up, Beastboy standing across from her. She slowly realized that, once again, she was staring at him. No, not staring, more like studying him. Everything about him, from head to toe, toe to head.
Seeing her study him, Beastboy suddenly felt uncomfortable. It wasn't everyday that Raven would look at him, let alone study him. Really, deeply study him. It was... uncomfortable, to say the least.
Raven looked into his green eyes, he looked back into her deep purple eyes.
Raven suddenly tore her gaze away. "Sorry." she said blushing. She quickly pulled her hood up as soon as she realized, ((Milli (writes on a piece of notebook paper): Note to self: stop using "realized" and "realization", learn...more...words...)) what she was doing.
Jessica suddenly burst through the doors, seeing Raven and Beastboy standing there, she felt she had come in too soon. But she had to escape Cyborg's questions, and when he innocently brought Starfire in, and the two of questioned her...that was too much. She gasped suddenly. "My computer!" she cried as she darted back.
Beastboy looked at the door where Jessica had reappeared, oddly cried out "My computer!" and ran back. He was, needless to say, confused. He looked at Raven, only to see that she had sat back down on the couch, and was reading. Oblivious to her surroundings.
Beastboy smirked. 'I can fix that.' He thought as he ran to the kitchen, grabbed some tofu and plopped down next to her and snatched the book away, and put the tofu in her face, going into déjà vu.
"Try it."
Raven glared.
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Come on, Rae!"
"No."
"Just one bite?"
"No."
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Milli: Don'tcha just love it when BB's bothering Rae? I do!
Ron: Lets just answer reviews so Mills can get back to her math homework!
Millirolls eyes: What are you, my father?
Ron: No. That means I cant marry Winn. (I think Erika knows what I'm talkin' about. Unless her brain stopped working...again.)
Milli (shudders): Okay! Reviews!
Milli: HpRaven89: Or better known as VALERIE!! Its nice, no great to know that you like our—my story.
Ron: JenHPTT: So written out longhand is that JenniferHarryPotterTeenTitans? ((Milli sighs)) YEAH! I DID THE LETTER! GO ME, GO ME, GO ME!
Milli: And our newest reviewer...
Slayergirl1362!! YAY! And I said what I said in the summary is cuz its bad. ((The story that is.)) And thank you! It's nice to know, that you enjoy reading us talk. (Pauses) dude, that made no sense, did it? Well, we're updating now! (Ron elbows Milli) oh! Right and hi Abe Lincoln! I thought you were dead! Anyways, if ya wanna die, call me!
Ron (sighs heavily): Great. Another Milli. First there's Erika, then Valerie, now Slayergirl!
Milli: OH! And speaking of Erika, she did review us, just didn't post it. Okay, now to her!
ErikaHpCa: Or better known as ERIKA!! And yeah, I didn't even know about the kiss till it was on there. It kinda came outta nowhere, I know, but its nice to know you liked it!!
Ron (groans): I'M SURROUNDED BY GIRLS!! (Pauses, thinks) wait a minute...I'm surrounded by girls! SWEET!
Milli (giggles): Okay, well we gotta go. We're talkin' to Erika, and we have our away up, and we have, like, 10 IM messages we got while we were away, and we have to get ready to battle 'em all. Sooo...(looks at Ron) ready?
Ron (puts helmet on): I'M READY FOR THE STAMPEDING IMs!
Milli (waves): Bye!