This chapter dedicated to my parents for not noticing when I "borrowed" their copy of the soundtrack and to my roommate for using it for her alarm clock. Nothing like waking up to Time Warp every morning.
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Suboshi: It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Tasuki: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Suboshi: Madness
Miboshi: Incest!
Takes its toll
Nuriko: 69 cents, please.
But listen closely,
Amiboshi: Not for very much longer
Suboshi: I've got to
Yui: Lose
Suboshi: Keep control
I remember, doing the time warp
Drinking, those moments when
The blackness would hit me
Amiboshi & Suboshi: (with elbow sex) And the void would be calling
(Tranies are revealed, featuring Chiriko as the midget.)
Trannies: Let's do the Time Warp again.
Let's do the Time Warp again.
Nuriko: Show us how to do this fucking dance!
Ashitare: It's just a jump to the left.
Trannies: And then a step to the right.
Ashitare: With your hands on your hips
Trannies: You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the Time Warp again.
Let's do the Time Warp again.
Amiboshi: It's so dreamy
Oh, fantasy free me
So you can't see me
Chichiri: Really, no da?
Amiboshi: No, not at all
In another dimension
Yui: So, you're dead again?
With voyeuristic intention
Well secluded, I see all
Suboshi: With a bit of a mind flip
Miboshi: -mind fuck.
Amiboshi: You're into the time slip
Nuriko: Fuck that bird!
Hotohori: Have a bagel.
Tamahome: I'm not--
(Miaka promptly eats the bagel, ending that series of shout outs)
Suboshi: And nothing, can ever be the same
Amiboshi: You're spaced out on sensation
Yui: Lose it, Suboshi.
Suboshi: Like you're under sedation
Trannies: Let's do the Time Warp again.
Let's do the Time Warp again.
Soi: Well I was walking the street
In the down town square
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil glare
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise
He had long blond hair, and western devil eyes
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Trannies: Let's do the Time Warp again.
Let's do the Time Warp again.
Ashitare: It's just a jump to the left.
Trannies: And then a step to the right.
Ashitare: With your hands on your hips
Trannies: You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the Time Warp again.
Let's do the Time Warp again.
(Everyone involved in the dance falls to the floor)
Miaka: (so scared she's not eating) …say something.
Hotohori: Hey Miser, say something stupid so we can get off the floor.
Tamahome: Say…
(All on the floor sit up)
Yui: That wasn't stupid.
Tamahome: Any of you know how to do the Madison?
Miboshi: That was.
(No one laughs. Miaka and Tamahome start backing out into the hall)
Miaka: Tama-Brad, please let's get out of here.
Tamahome: For Suzaku's sake keep a grip on yourself, Janet.
(Sex chant begins at low volume and gets increasingly louder)
Miaka: But it seems so unhealthy here.
Tamahome: It's just a party.
Miaka: Without any food?
Tamahome: We can't go anywhere until I get to a phone.
Miaka: There was a payphone not six feet from the car!
Tamahome: Let's wait awhile. We don't want to spend any money we don't have to.
Miaka: This isn't the Konan Imperial Court, Brad.
Tamahome: They're probably foreigners with ways different then our own. They may have ways different then our own, and no understanding of our monetary system…
Miaka: But – I'm cold, I'm wet and plain hungry!
Tamahome: I'm here, there's nothing to worry about.
(Miaka sees something and screams)
Miaka: I think I've lost my appetite!
dodger-chan: Ladies and gentleman, we present to you Tomo as Dr. Frank N. Futer.
(Tomo, in perfect costume and doing an incredible Tim Curry impression, begins to sing)
Tomo: How d'you do, I
Tamahome: 'm gay.
Tomo: See you've met my
Nuriko: Slave.
Tomo: Faithful (savoring the word) handyman
Soi: Hand-job man (Suboshi glares, Amiboshi turns deep red)
Tomo: He's just a little brought down because
When you knocked
Miboshi: He rang.
Tomo: He thought you were the candyman
Miaka: (perks up) Oh, candy?
Tomo: Don't get strung out
By the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
Yui: For once he's right.
Tomo: I'm not much of a man
Nuriko: Two in a row
Tomo: by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
Tasuki: …Sick mother fucker!
Tomo: I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transyvannia.
Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Yui: What, does gay mean blind?
Tomo: Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
Tasuki: Who the fuck is Steve Reeves?
Tamahome: I'm glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
Hotohori: Castles still don't have phones, Miser.
Tamahome: We're both in a bit of a hurry
Miaka: Right.
Tamahome: We'll just say where we are
And go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry.
Tomo: Well you got caught with a flat
Nuriko: He didn't say that.
Tomo: Well, how 'bout that?
Well babies, don't you panic
By the light of the night
It'll all seem alright
I'll get you a Satanic Mechanic
Soi: S&M!
Tomo: I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvannia
Why don't you stay for the night?
(Evil Hissing): night
Tomo: Or maybe a bite
(Evil Hissing): bite (Soi licks her lip)
Suboshi: Bite, not lick.
Tomo: I could show you my favorite obsession
Soi: Sex.
Tasuki: Same to you.
Tomo: I've been making a man (plays with Suboshi's hair)
Yui: You call that a man? (Suboshi scowls)
Amiboshi: Hey!
Tomo: With blonde hair and a tan
Amiboshi: Blonde? And get your hand out of his hair!
Tomo: And he's good for relieving my
Miboshi: sexual
Tomo: Tension.
Amiboshi: That's my brother you're talking about.
Tomo: I'm just a sweet transvestite
Chorus: Sweet Transvestite
Tomo: From Transexual,
Chorus: Translyvannia.
Tomo: So, why don't you come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab?
I see you shiver with antici-
Chiriko: Say it! Say it! Say it!
Tomo: -pation
But maybe the rain
Nuriko: Sing it, Sister!
Tomo: Isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause
Hotohori: Gee, that's nice…wait, what about the symptom?
Tomo: But not the symptom
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Sorry it's been awhile, I needed to see RHPS again. And as for Shock Treatment, I haven't seen it yet. I will, though. And the most important note:
REVIEW!