(666: okay I know it was a long time for an update but now the huge parody goes on, including the annoying singing!! Don't you just love it?)
Jaken: The inventor's daughter?
Sesshomaru: She's the one! The lucky girl I'm going to marry.
Jaken: But she's—
Sesshomaru: The most beautiful girl in town.
Jaken: I know—
Sesshomaru: And that makes her the best. And don't I deserve
the best?
Jaken: Well of course, I mean you do, but I mean...
(Stop reading! now just imagine Sesshomaru singing, o0o0o0! Well stop imagining and read on!!)
Sesshomaru: Right from the moment when I met her, saw her
I said she's gorgeous and I fell
Here in town there's only she
Who is beautiful as me?
So I'm making plans to woo and marry her
Kagome starts walking through the crown and Sesshomaru struggles
to catch up to her. Then the townspeople gather around Sesshomaru,
and eventually surround him.
(Song (again) breaks out in the town,)
Look there she goes a girl who's strange but special
A most peculiar mademoiselle (French I know, just deal!)
It's a pity and a sin
She doesn't quite fit in!
But she really is a funny girl
A beauty but a funny girl
She really is a funny girl!
Kagome!
Sesshomaru finally catches up to kagome and takes the book right out
of her hand.
Sesshomaru: How can you read this? There are no pictures!
Kagome: Well, some people use their imaginations
Sesshomaru: kagome, it's about time you got your head out of those
Books (tossing the book into the mud) and paid attention to more
Important things...like me! The whole town's talking about it. (Kagome
Has picked up the book and is cleaning off the mud) It's not right for
A woman to read--soon she starts getting ideas...and thinking.
Kagome: you are positively primeval.
(We stop your program to bring you a scene inside Sesshomaru's head to the word primeval. now imagine four little business men inside a brain)
Business man #1: what is primeval?
Business man #2: could it mean sexy?
Business man #3: I think it is a science term.
Business man #4: fellas , fellas primeval is a compliment!
Business man # 1, 2, and 3: ooh!
(We now bring you back to your program)
Sesshomaru: Why thank you, kagome! Hey, whaddya say you and me
take a walk over to the tavern and have a look at my hunting trophies.
Kagome: I cant, I have to get home and help my father.
Jaken: Ha, that crazy old loon, he needs all the help he can get!
Kagome: My father's not crazy! He's a genius!
Then all of a sudden there is a huge explosion in the background
(666: yeh I know it was short and kinda pointless but I promise a better chappie is coming up next)