BAM HIM
(Don't own, wish did)
Bring, bring, bring! Rang Eddy's phone. "Hey bro, what's up? Did ya get my board? What! You're not getting it! Why?! You spent your extra cash on a charity? You suck!" Eddy slammed down his phone. 'What's with him?' Eddy thought. He didn't have time to dwell on it though, as Ed came crashing through his door, Double-D in tow.
"Eddy, are you getting a new board?" Ed asked.
"Ed! It's not polite to intrude on other's business!" Double-D said, mocking a teacher of there's that was always on Ed's case. "So, what's the deck gonna be? A World Industries?" Double-D held up his board.
"Or is it a gravy train?" Ed asked "Oops, I meant a Black Label?" Ed was working on making what he said make sense, for he was in danger of failing.
"It's my cruddy Twig." Eddy said angrily. "My brother donated his extra cash to his 'Get a new TV' charity. Like he needs another!"
"Well, we might be able to cheer you up" Double-D and Ed smiled. "Here you go!" They presented Eddy with a 'BAM HIM' board autographed by Bam Margera himself.
"Thanks guys" Was all Eddy could say. He knew they went to the mall last Saturday, while Bam was there and Eddy was grounded.
"Hey guys, I just thought of something." Ed said "Let's all say something to Eddy's brother as the screen fades to black.
"Okay Ed" Eddy and Double-D looked nervous.
"Okay, one, two, three!" Ed started counting
"Bam You!"