Thanks for the reviews peoples!

Marik: The Idiot...er Cat does not own Yu-Gi-Oh, That 70s Show or any anime characters whatsoever!
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:: Chapter 4: Duels...NOT! Talent Contest! ::

"This is going to be the best and only talent contest today! with your host...ME!" said Cat.

People who are entering the contest said, "We're doomed!"

Cat had a disturbed look on her face. "Here are the people who will be entering, Yugi, Yami, Tea, Mai, Joey, Seto, Tristian, and I guess that's all. The rest of the people and the audience will be the audience. The judges will be me, even though I'm the host, Riku, and the Dark Magician Girl. If there is an illegal stunt, you will be on time out! The guards are the 3 Egyptian God monsters. Now let's start! Yugi goes first, then Yami, then Mai, and Kaiba's last. Lets start! Yugi what's your talent?" she said.

"I'm good at persuading people to do stuff for me," said Yugi.

"Uh huh, prove it!" said Cat.

"How?" asked Yugi.

"Do something to your Yami and get a way with it," said Cat.

::BACKSTAGE::

Yugi gives Yami a wedgie.

"YUGI! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!" yelled Yami, angrily, as he starts chasing Yugi.

When Yugi got tired of running, he stares at Yami with big sad puppy dog eyes and said, "Pwease don't hurt me."

Yami, who was still angry, hugged Yugi. It was like all his anger had vanished like vapor. He hugs Yugi.

::Back to us::

The audience sees Yami and Yugi hugging, and said, "Aww!"

Yugi comes back with a big bag of candy. He said to Cat, "See? I told you so."

"Yea, you showed me. Now gimme the goods!" yelled Cat. Yugi runs away, leaving a angry Cat chasing him.

Riku and the audience were staring at them. "O-kay then, good performance...NEXT!" said Riku.

Yami came out and said, "My talent is dueling."

Cat came back with a handful of candy. "I love tying people up," she said.

"Cat, what did you do to Yugi?" asked Yami.

"What? I just tied him up to a chair at the audience place," said Cat.

Everyone heard someone shout, "Yami help! Untie me!"

"That's just Yugi," said Cat. "Well, anywho, what was your talent Yami?"

"My talent is dueling," said Yami.

"Ok good enough, NEXT!" said Cat, eating her handful of candy.

"I'm good at choosing accessories and putting on makeup," said Mai.

Cat rolled her eyes and muttered, "I hate makeup."

"What did you just say?" asked Mai.

"Nothing, NEXT!" said Cat.

Kaiba came out. He said, "I am good with technology."

"Prove it! Fix my broken watch and tell me what the problem is," said Cat, giving Seto her broken watch.

Kaiba looks at her watch. He fixes her watch. He then announced, "The problem was that you put water in your watch and your watch isn't water proof."

The audience stares at Cat.

Michael Kelso (from That 70s Show) stood up and said, "BURN!"

The audience was now staring at Kelso.

Jackie (That 70s Show) said to Kelso, "Michael, sit down!"

Kelso replied to Jackie, "But Jackie-"

Fez (also from That 70s Show) said to Kelso, "She said sit down!"

Kelso sat down.

"O-kay, then. NEXT!" said Cat.

Riku said, "There's no more left."

"Oh...OH! Ok, then. Judges make your decision and audience will vote for the best. There will be two winners. The voted one the judges decide on, and that other one. Ok I think you people have enough time. Let's start with the votes first. Contestants come on out on stage!" said Cat.

The contestants comes out on stage.

The Dark Magician Girl hands Cat a piece of paper.

"Ok, the winner of the votes is Kaiba, for embarrassing Cat in front of everybody. ...Wait a minute...KAIBA, YOUR GOING TO PAY FOR THIS! Kaiba has 100 votes. Yugi has 78 votes. Yami has 65 votes. Mai has 57 votes. The judges winner is Yugi! for getting three 10s in the contest. Well I guess thats all. Now I guess the torture begins now! Heeheehee!" said Cat as she handed Kaiba his prize.

"Untie me right now, Cat!" cried Yugi from across the stage.

"Yami, do me a favor and give this to Yugi. You can also untie him," said Cat as she handed Yami the prize.

Yami did that.
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::TBC::

I finally finished and thought of a contest! -- I'm so tired! Well review please.