Seto sighed deeply as he read his Sailor Moon comic. Why does such beautiful love fostering between Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask have to be so full of angst!! He wiped away tears from his eyes on the back of his sleeve.
"SEEEEEETOOOO! I NEED TO BE WALKED!" Mokuba burst in, leaping around like a yippee dog and peeing on Seto's expensive, rare, one-of-a-kind, specially made for him, easily stainable, porcelain manatee.
Bawling his eyes out, Seto flung the comic from his hand and rolled about on his bed of hay.
"Why Mokuba?! Why?! I got that from some old lady named Jeff!" He kicked his feet in the air, oblivious to Mokuba sniffing his shoes off in the corner of the room. And just at that moment, Jeeves (the cliché butler) announced in a snotty butler-like voice that guest were waiting in the ping-pong ball room.
"Oh dash it all!" With a collection of composure that a fruit salad would be mighty proud over, Seto hooked a leash onto Mokuba's collar and lead him vertically to the ping-pong ball room, which has not a single ping-pong ball but a fancy chandelier that none of us could ever afford in our life times.
Nesting in Yuugi's super silly froe lived a family of badgers. He didn't mind them much. They quarreled a little but they seemed like a nice enough lot. He'd come to give Seto and Mokuba a cheese sandwich as was custom to some northern squirrels. He absent mindedly picked fleas from off of Jounochi's head as he thought.
"Hello. Yes. How can I help you? Cheese sandwich? For me? Yes indeed. That is such for some northern squirrels. Ho ho. A healthy snack? Mokuba no!" Seto breezed in, gobbled the sandwich, complimented Yuugi's good taste in bugs and tried to keep Jou and Mmokuba from sniffing each other's hinnies.
Pausing from the butt sniffing, Jou shot daggers at Kaiba, which one happened to poke him in the eye and cause it to get all red and teary and cause much discomfort. "I don't like you Kaiba!…can I sniff your bum?"
"Ho ho ho! Heavens no! I just had it waxed." The ever high and mighty Seto scoffed, for only he could afford daily butt waxings!
"Yea! I waxed my left nipple!" Mokuba beamed with something other that malcontent as he showed off his shiny nipple with shone with the brilliance of ten bald men.
Yuugi was too busy trying to settle with a dispute in the badger family. One of the badgers wanted to be gay and the other's were unaccepting. After all, homosexuality and sex changes should be left up to mental humans and not silly, think they are in love, badgers! And so Yuugi was in the middle of their squabble.
And so that is the tale as to how young children every where can grow up to be lovely princesses just like Fox Mulder. Who won't return my calls…